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Coworker is short, 42, not “looksmaxxed” and is always with some hot college
| Indecent legend pit | 09/27/26 |
| hairraiser misunderstood area puppy | 09/27/26 |
| racy becky | 09/27/26 |
| fishy address karate | 09/27/26 |
| Indecent legend pit | 09/27/26 |
| fishy address karate | 09/27/26 |
| Insanely creepy obsidian hairy legs | 09/27/26 |
| Bipolar Dysfunction | 09/27/26 |
| Indecent legend pit | 09/27/26 |
| slippery house pozpig | 09/27/26 |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Indecent legend pit Not flame. In the morning I wake up. I have a 5’9 line on my door. I also have a 6’0 line. I wake up and I’m slightly above the 5’9 line. As the night comes I’m slightly below it at 5’8.75.
That’s why I started flaming 20 years ago about 5’9. Then 5’9 became 5’6. But none of that matters. If you try to look good like me you’re invisible at 5’9 or 5’6 online so everyone assumes I’m 5’6 when o say 5’9. Around 2010 I discovered those gel shoe lifts. They can add 3”. 3” would be obvious so I used the 1” ones.
Problem they didn’t have them as available as they do now. So I bought it off some TV ads and spent the next 4 months trying to cancel fugazi subscriptions giving my credit card to them automatically signed me up for. Horrible.
But now i buy them off amazon. The reason i have a 6’0 line is that i always wore AF1 2007 which give you 1.5” then i throw the lifts in. With the lifts and shoes I fraud to the 6’0 line. Plus im jacked and have hair so it’s not as noticeable. I have a wife who I got before the lifts but she’s been run through a little. Met her in college.
I work with a guy who is 2 years older than me. When I wear my shoes he’s slightly shorter than me. He’s not handsome. But you can tell he was in HS. Not the best body but not horrible. Hair is there but thinning but not horrible it works for him. He’s a lawyer. Face is always red from drinking.
At every fuckin event he has some law teen with him. Always in college. They disappear and fuck. They’re always OBSESSED with him: then his wife finds out and he stops for a while then gets a new law teen GOOM. They’re always smoke shows. But something slightly off. Like one will have a nose ring, the other a stencil sleeve tattoo. But always hot and fashionable. He makes good money but not great ($400k).
He’s happy all the time. I asked him how the fuck he does this. He leans in to me and says “pretty much all these girls have daddy issues. All of them.” Then leans closer elaborate eyes and says “and I expose that.”
Reiterated how much cowgod’s clique theory is true. Normal people like me are always worrying about my hair thinning or how short I am. There are guys in this world who are immune to it and just let it do. |
Date: September 27th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: hairraiser misunderstood area puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157206) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: racy becky "fugazi" really ties this together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157233) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: fishy address karate there is an It factor. some guys have It regardless of height. you ask them to explain how they have It and their responses are meaningless gibberish; they have no idea. but they possess It and you don't and that's just the way It is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157241) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Indecent legend pit Not sure why you’ve been attacking me lately (not here but in other threads) but this is completely spot on. As a shortmo it’s hilarious looking at the cope in the comments when some chick states her preference of height. She is 100% entitled to her preferences. I flamed a lot on this board about height but IRL I never ever got mad at a chick for having a physical preference. As a short guy though you need that IT factor. Lmao at confidence or money: all of that shit will *maybe* get you a chick who doesn’t like fucking you. Your only shot at a shortmo is having that It factor where she looks at you and forgets your short.
This guy has it. And he clearly had it his whole life. |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: fishy address karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157563) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Insanely creepy obsidian hairy legs https://suno.com/song/c349a41d-3d62-46a6-a328-5906ee374d1e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157445) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: Bipolar Dysfunction Rare to see a guy that age who's not looksmaxxed. Good for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157246) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Indecent legend pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157475) |
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Date: September 27th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: slippery house pozpig new law teen GOOM tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907220&forum_id=2#50157426) |