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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
hyperactive mahogany location
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Swashbuckling Hairy Legs
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Cobalt Pontificating Market
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
swollen exhilarant house
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Ulysses
gold painfully honest menage
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
gold painfully honest menage
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
vibrant sable jew
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
gold painfully honest menage
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Catch-22
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Dickens
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
anna karenina
swollen exhilarant house
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
The English Patient
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
wtf
sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces
  08/27/26
Catch 22
gold painfully honest menage
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Onyx skinny woman forum
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Orwell
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
...
cyan crawly toilet seat business firm
  08/27/26
...
chest-beating selfie mad cow disease
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
vibrant sable jew
  08/28/26
...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
I really can't
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Triste!
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Onyx skinny woman forum
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Onyx skinny woman forum
  08/27/26
oh good one
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
cyan crawly toilet seat business firm
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
lemon cracking space
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/27/26
No.
lemon cracking space
  08/27/26
Dracula
Stubborn Splenetic Home
  08/28/26
Im gay
Black weed whacker orchestra pit
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Nighttime Famous Landscape Painting
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
chest-beating selfie mad cow disease
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Big Smoky Nursing Home
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Frum Yapping Bawdyhouse Organic Girlfriend
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Nighttime Famous Landscape Painting
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
glassy soul-stirring toaster
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
adulterous cerise tanning salon
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
glassy soul-stirring toaster
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: hyperactive mahogany location

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hairy Legs

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Cobalt Pontificating Market

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: swollen exhilarant house

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: gold painfully honest menage

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: gold painfully honest menage

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: vibrant sable jew

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: gold painfully honest menage

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: swollen exhilarant house

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: sickened thirsty sweet tailpipe feces

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: gold painfully honest menage

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Onyx skinny woman forum

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: cyan crawly toilet seat business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: chest-beating selfie mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant sable jew

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Onyx skinny woman forum

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Onyx skinny woman forum

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cyan crawly toilet seat business firm

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: lemon cracking space

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: lemon cracking space

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Stubborn Splenetic Home

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Black weed whacker orchestra pit

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Nighttime Famous Landscape Painting

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: chest-beating selfie mad cow disease

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Big Smoky Nursing Home

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Frum Yapping Bawdyhouse Organic Girlfriend

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Famous Landscape Painting

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: glassy soul-stirring toaster

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: adulterous cerise tanning salon

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring toaster

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)