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OFFICIAL POLL: What are the BEST and WORST popular Christmas songs?

Only Christmas season standards---no Dr. Demento deep holida...
Green main people
  12/03/22
My selects- GOAT: Little Saint Nick WOAT: Little Drummer B...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Best: Feliz Navidad Worst: Jingle Bell Rock
razzle pearly liquid oxygen
  12/03/22
Interesting picks Buck What's your reasoning for the latter
Green main people
  12/03/22
It's not a rock song at all. Just feels so forced, like som...
razzle pearly liquid oxygen
  12/03/22
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Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
Fair all around I enjoy the guitar on it but yeah the rest ...
Green main people
  12/03/22
lol want to killself when 'feliz navidad' comes on
Flickering concupiscible stock car
  12/03/22
ChaCha-Cha-Cha.
charismatic jewess heaven
  12/03/22
And a very prospero ano y felicidad to you golden balls tp
Green main people
  12/03/22
I want 2 wish u a merE xmas.
charismatic jewess heaven
  12/03/22
Wtf you some kind of fuckin wetback?
spectacular massive mad cow disease pervert
  12/03/22
Good picks “Rockin around the Christmas Tree”...
Brindle Bateful Rigpig
  12/03/22
worst is that mariah carey horseshit that the media keeps fo...
thriller pit
  12/03/22
Cr pumodollar, hate Mariah's throaty rolling man-voice in th...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Best: Oh Holy Night Worst: something like Alvin and the Chi...
Sinister buck-toothed sandwich faggot firefighter
  12/03/22
Good call on Alvin but that practically goes without saying
Green main people
  12/03/22
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Marvelous Slap-happy Antidepressant Drug Abode
  12/03/22
BEST: - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - O Come All Ye Faith...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
1. Christmas Shoes? How does that go 2. Why don't you like ...
Green main people
  12/03/22
it was a hyper-cynical turn-of-the-millennium emotional mone...
thriller pit
  12/03/22
...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
Wowza, no joke there---the artist's name is "NewSong&qu...
Green main people
  12/03/22
1. https://youtu.be/GJcPVB-we7g -- prepare for an auditory a...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
Oh my god I've heard this but thought it was an SNL parody ...
Green main people
  12/03/22
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Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
Oh, also Handel's Messiah and Pachelbel's Canon
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
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Jet-lagged legal warrant
  12/03/22
The Quest of the Magi
Cheese-eating mood
  12/03/22
sneed
Green main people
  12/03/22
always forget about this one. it's great. love the melody.
Umber Dingle Berry
  12/04/22
old king wenceslas might be my favorite. hate anything abou...
motley tantric french chef
  12/03/22
What's that lex tp, you don't enjoy the tri-delt holiday yog...
Green main people
  12/03/22
cr, it really is a slut anthem
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
I smell the phantom of Tito's breath mixed with Abreva gel e...
Green main people
  12/03/22
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Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
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Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib
  12/03/22
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motley tantric french chef
  12/03/22
Best Traditional: 'Silent Night" Best Pop: "Sant...
charismatic jewess heaven
  12/03/22
for pop songs, i like some of those new wave christmas singl...
thriller pit
  12/03/22
For a contemporary dark horse contender how about Jules' Chr...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Best Pop: - Baby It's Cold Outside - that trans-siberian ...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
Angels We Have Heard On High (Gloria In Excelsis Deo) can be...
Flickering concupiscible stock car
  12/03/22
excellent poast, Angels We Have Heard On High a capella is o...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
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Green main people
  12/03/22
Sixpence None The Richer (originally a Christian rock band b...
Brindle Bateful Rigpig
  12/03/22
The Kurt Vile cover of "Must Be Santa" is pretty f...
razzle-dazzle church building
  12/03/22
Yeah bloom, just misses the cut there, sorry :holidaysadface...
Green main people
  12/03/22
i dont mind the mariah carey song and dont understand all of...
Umber Dingle Berry
  12/03/22
I really don't like her voice in that song in particular, sh...
Green main people
  12/03/22
TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour
  12/03/22
I crack up every time I hear that.
mauve cracking chapel
  12/03/22
Well thank God it's niggers and not us
Umber Dingle Berry
  12/03/22
...
fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour
  12/03/22
Agreed on "DTKIC" and has completely fallen out of...
Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib
  12/03/22
I heard it 50x last year I should write a buzzfeed screed t...
Umber Dingle Berry
  12/03/22
“Bob Geldof” is a slimy moneygrubbing kike, go f...
Brindle Bateful Rigpig
  12/03/22
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razzle pearly liquid oxygen
  12/03/22
t5 pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI ...
Sapphire Public Bath
  12/03/22
3 4 and 5 are CR, wish we got an entire Beach Boys Christmas...
Green main people
  12/03/22
No Kinks' Father Christmas?
razzle pearly liquid oxygen
  12/03/22
Best: Oh Holy Night
curious native nowag
  12/03/22
...
obsidian philosopher-king
  12/03/22
check out this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP...
obsidian philosopher-king
  12/03/22
Best: O Holy Night Worst: Wonderful Christmastime
fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour
  12/03/22
going to wheeze "where do we draw the line" as man...
Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib
  12/03/22
A few of the hymns are fair game as they still get played on...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Only listed ones I have heard on the radio relatively recent...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/03/22
cr but those are not the worst
Bronze incel deer antler
  12/03/22
top ten: U2, Baby Please Come Home https://www.youtube.co...
obsidian philosopher-king
  12/03/22
BEST: Fairytale of New York, The Pogues WORST: Do They Know...
bat shit crazy theatre
  12/03/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
obsidian philosopher-king
  12/03/22
this one by the Dropkick Murphy's doesn't make a top 50 list...
obsidian philosopher-king
  12/03/22
(old slut on junk)
titillating navy voyeur
  12/03/22
...
Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal
  12/03/22
(scumbag, maggot)
Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal
  12/03/22
best 1. baby its cold outside 2. grandma got run over by ...
Ruddy useless brakes roommate
  12/03/22
...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Best: Mel & Kim Rockin Around the Christmas Tree https:/...
Khaki internet-worthy location headpube
  12/03/22
The guy upthread who called this bottom tier was right imo
Excitant stain shrine
  12/03/22
Please remember that many songs are played during Christmas ...
mauve cracking chapel
  12/03/22
They're Christmas songs as we all grew up with them being pl...
Green main people
  12/03/22
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas,” is a s...
Excitant stain shrine
  12/03/22
So that's your t1 POTUS pick? What about your T1 WOATUS pick
Green main people
  12/03/22
Best: O Holy Night Worst traditional: little drummer boy ...
mauve cracking chapel
  12/03/22
Cr on your WOAT especially, that song is terrible pa rum pa ...
Green main people
  12/03/22
Great list
Umber Dingle Berry
  12/03/22
CR list Lil' Drummer Boy is one of the worst songs ever.....
Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal
  12/03/22
BUT THERE WONT BE RAIN IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS. THE ONLY GI...
Vermilion floppy dragon station
  12/03/22
Oh a wow a big pile of palm leaves. Guess the 6 million Ethi...
Green main people
  12/03/22
best-- almost all the religious ones, Hark the Herald Angels...
titillating navy voyeur
  12/03/22
...
Green main people
  12/03/22
...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/04/22
Whichever ones they play over and over again become the wors...
boyish stage travel guidebook
  12/03/22
That's pretty much all of these mentioned MND, "vetted&...
Green main people
  12/04/22
GOAT: Somewhere in my memory WOAT: i saw mommy kissin san...
cerise roast beef
  12/03/22
...
Green main people
  12/05/22
GOAT: Joy to the World Rubber up: God Rest You Merry, Gen...
Supple domesticated home
  12/03/22
...
Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe
  12/04/22
...
Flickering concupiscible stock car
  12/04/22
...
Green main people
  12/04/22
worst by far: happy holidays / the holiday season, andy will...
mind-boggling ceo knife
  12/05/22
https://youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU for the thread's sake What don...
Green main people
  12/05/22
Last Christmas is the worst and it’s not close
copper hall boistinker
  12/05/22
George Michael's Last Christmas? Cr on the Taylor Swift upbe...
Green main people
  12/05/22
it’s a depressing song that people think is joyful
copper hall boistinker
  12/05/22
Idk who thinks that outside of the tone-deaf sociopath Taylo...
Green main people
  12/05/22


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Date: December 3rd, 2022 1:57 AM
Author: Green main people

Only Christmas season standards---no Dr. Demento deep holiday cuts please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578075)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:01 AM
Author: Green main people

My selects-

GOAT: Little Saint Nick

WOAT: Little Drummer Boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578215)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: razzle pearly liquid oxygen

Best: Feliz Navidad

Worst: Jingle Bell Rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578078)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 2:47 AM
Author: Green main people

Interesting picks Buck

What's your reasoning for the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578126)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:04 AM
Author: razzle pearly liquid oxygen

It's not a rock song at all. Just feels so forced, like some old lame guy's idea of what "rock" is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:56 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578207)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Green main people

Fair all around

I enjoy the guitar on it but yeah the rest is 🤢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578219)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:47 AM
Author: Flickering concupiscible stock car

lol want to killself when 'feliz navidad' comes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578320)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:49 AM
Author: charismatic jewess heaven

ChaCha-Cha-Cha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578323)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:52 AM
Author: Green main people

And a very prospero ano y felicidad to you golden balls tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578326)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 AM
Author: charismatic jewess heaven

I want 2 wish u a merE xmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578327)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: spectacular massive mad cow disease pervert

Wtf you some kind of fuckin wetback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578822)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Brindle Bateful Rigpig

Good picks

“Rockin around the Christmas Tree” is also incidentally a bottom-tier xmas song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578905)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:08 AM
Author: thriller pit

worst is that mariah carey horseshit that the media keeps force-meming relentlessly year after year. best is stille nacht done with a full choir/orchestra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578147)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:59 AM
Author: Green main people

Cr pumodollar, hate Mariah's throaty rolling man-voice in that and personally assume that what she's singing is some sort of implicit jilted stalker threat towards me

Isn't it like her fifth or sixth year topping the Billboard charts for this shitsongslop too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578210)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:53 AM
Author: Sinister buck-toothed sandwich faggot firefighter

Best: Oh Holy Night

Worst: something like Alvin and the Chipmunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578200)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:00 AM
Author: Green main people

Good call on Alvin but that practically goes without saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578212)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:59 AM
Author: Marvelous Slap-happy Antidepressant Drug Abode

Have a holly jolly Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578211)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:00 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

BEST:

- Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

- O Come All Ye Faithful

- O Come, O Come Emmanuel

- It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

WORST:

- Mariah Carey

- any poppy remix of a traditional carol

- Jingle Bell Rock (what the fuck is it even about?)

- Christmas Shoes

- Christmas Time Is Here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578214)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:11 AM
Author: Green main people

1. Christmas Shoes? How does that go

2. Why don't you like Xmas Time? Too much saccharine sentimentality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578237)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: thriller pit

it was a hyper-cynical turn-of-the-millennium emotional money-grab narrating a poor kid's efforts to get new shoes for his dying mom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJcPVB-we7g

that could be forgiven if the song itself were well-written. but it's not that way. it's the other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578242)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578244)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:37 AM
Author: Green main people

Wowza, no joke there---the artist's name is "NewSong" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578308)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

1. https://youtu.be/GJcPVB-we7g -- prepare for an auditory assault

2. Yes, as well as I've never heard a version that actually sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578243)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:38 AM
Author: Green main people

Oh my god

I've heard this but thought it was an SNL parody or sth, didn't think it was a real track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578310)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578348)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:51 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

Oh, also Handel's Messiah and Pachelbel's Canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578274)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Jet-lagged legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578333)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mood
Subject: The Quest of the Magi

Best: we three kings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578258)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Green main people

sneed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578312)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 1:35 PM
Author: Umber Dingle Berry

always forget about this one. it's great. love the melody.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45584098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: motley tantric french chef

old king wenceslas might be my favorite.

hate anything about "santa".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578260)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Green main people

What's that lex tp, you don't enjoy the tri-delt holiday yoga pants anthem?

Santa baby, you know I've been a real gross slut

So wrap your package and stuff my butt (my butt)

Cum into my chimney tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578316)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

cr, it really is a slut anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578318)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 AM
Author: Green main people

I smell the phantom of Tito's breath mixed with Abreva gel every time it comes on the radio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578328)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:06 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578345)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578775)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:02 AM
Author: motley tantric french chef

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579106)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:49 AM
Author: charismatic jewess heaven

Best Traditional: 'Silent Night"

Best Pop: "Santa Baby"

Worst: "Jingle Bells"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578270)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: thriller pit

for pop songs, i like some of those new wave christmas singles, even though they tend to be sarcastic. stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utMnoPlywJg&t=16s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Xgktqp-Zw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578282)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:50 AM
Author: Green main people

For a contemporary dark horse contender how about Jules' Christmas anthem https://youtu.be/1wS-k66MKgs

For comedy, we have this playful Weird Al number https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU juxtaposed against the misanthropic Angloid Eric "Hobbes" Idle's Xmas entry https://youtu.be/FOg7aPNLLG0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578324)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:51 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

Best Pop:

- Baby It's Cold Outside

- that trans-siberian orchestra song that gets overplayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578273)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:02 AM
Author: Flickering concupiscible stock car

Angels We Have Heard On High (Gloria In Excelsis Deo) can be nice with the right arrangement

Silver Bells is pleasant enough

worst - too many to enumerate here but including, but not limited to, anything with 'rudolf' or 'santa'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578341)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:08 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

excellent poast, Angels We Have Heard On High a capella is one of my favorites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578347)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:30 AM
Author: Green main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578520)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: Brindle Bateful Rigpig

Sixpence None The Richer (originally a Christian rock band btw) do a 180 version of AWHHOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578914)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle church building

The Kurt Vile cover of "Must Be Santa" is pretty fun but it probably violates the OP's prohibition on "Dr. Demento deep holiday cuts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578349)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:38 AM
Author: Green main people

Yeah bloom, just misses the cut there, sorry :holidaysadface:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578532)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:15 AM
Author: Umber Dingle Berry

i dont mind the mariah carey song and dont understand all of the hatred other than its ubiquity

There is a LOT of worst songs though. most of the non religious ones are horrible and the ones for kids are unbearable. #1 worst song imeo is Do They Know It's Christmas? by "Band Aid" which has some of the stupidest lyrics to have ever been recorded. If you have never really paid attention to the words you should do it once. What an egregious insult to good taste and decency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578356)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:31 AM
Author: Green main people

I really don't like her voice in that song in particular, she's listenable otherwise though not someone I'd put on intentionally

Do They Know It's Christmas is definitely a WOAT, I have the EP of that on vinyl and it's better at clearing out a room than sarin gas. Ty for reminding me that it exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour

TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578771)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: mauve cracking chapel

I crack up every time I hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579126)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:12 AM
Author: Umber Dingle Berry

Well thank God it's niggers and not us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581789)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib

Agreed on "DTKIC" and has completely fallen out of the rotation ime. Unless you work in a mall you're likely to hear it only once or twice over the season. Many of the songs listed here you will listen to 40-50 times whether you want to or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578779)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Umber Dingle Berry

I heard it 50x last year

I should write a buzzfeed screed to get it off the air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578899)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Brindle Bateful Rigpig

“Bob Geldof” is a slimy moneygrubbing kike, go figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578917)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: razzle pearly liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579123)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:23 AM
Author: Sapphire Public Bath

t5 pop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL71eMc1blw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_3ZOS9P34

worst: paul mccartney with a bullet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578374)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:34 AM
Author: Green main people

3 4 and 5 are CR, wish we got an entire Beach Boys Christmas album before Wilson lost his marbles

Also 180 on the WOAT, fuck that bloated old gasbag and fuck "Wings" boomer flame even harder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578528)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:08 AM
Author: razzle pearly liquid oxygen

No Kinks' Father Christmas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579129)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:25 AM
Author: curious native nowag

Best: Oh Holy Night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578758)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578774)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:35 AM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king

check out this version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPOsERsZcW4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578776)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal up-to-no-good parlour

Best: O Holy Night

Worst: Wonderful Christmastime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578769)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Claret hyperventilating principal's office shitlib

going to wheeze "where do we draw the line" as many people are including centuries-old hymns as responses to "popular" Christmas songs which imo limits/precludes many of these answers BE THAT AS IT MAY the answer is

Best: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Worst: Feliz Navidad / Silver Bells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578773)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: Green main people

A few of the hymns are fair game as they still get played on Christmas station car radio in between pop fare but yeah not all of them make the grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578786)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe

Only listed ones I have heard on the radio relatively recently.

Also, Luis Navidad is good and "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579071)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: Bronze incel deer antler

cr but those are not the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579110)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king

top ten: U2, Baby Please Come Home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZBC92pgrE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578787)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy theatre

BEST: Fairytale of New York, The Pogues

WORST: Do They Know It’s Christmas?, Band Aid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578801)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:06 AM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578879)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: obsidian philosopher-king

this one by the Dropkick Murphy's doesn't make a top 50 list but it's fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578890)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: titillating navy voyeur

(old slut on junk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581005)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581740)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal

(scumbag, maggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581724)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Ruddy useless brakes roommate

best

1. baby its cold outside

2. grandma got run over by a reindeer

3. snoopy and red baron christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579079)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Green main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581824)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:58 AM
Author: Khaki internet-worthy location headpube

Best: Mel & Kim Rockin Around the Christmas Tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdnaPAJgAQI

Worst: Any of the beach boys christmas songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579092)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: Excitant stain shrine

The guy upthread who called this bottom tier was right imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579125)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: mauve cracking chapel

Please remember that many songs are played during Christmas time but are NOT Christmas songs. Tbh et are WINTE songs.

Baby it’s cold outside

Let it Snow

Jingle bells

Etc

Please select accordingly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579112)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Green main people

They're Christmas songs as we all grew up with them being played for and around Christmas exclusively

Stop being a librarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579438)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Excitant stain shrine

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas,” is a seminal track in the history of JDU. It evokes images of Losers struggling in the face of ignominy, sometimes triumphing, sometimes drinking themselves into a stupor in alleyways, sometimes shitting outside alone. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579134)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Green main people

So that's your t1 POTUS pick? What about your T1 WOATUS pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579457)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: mauve cracking chapel

Best: O Holy Night

Worst traditional: little drummer boy

Worst pop: do they know it’s christmas

Worst Honorable mention to we wish you a merry Christmas for weirdly devolving into veiled threats over figgy pudding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579143)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Green main people

Cr on your WOAT especially, that song is terrible pa rum pa rum tum tugger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579491)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: Umber Dingle Berry

Great list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45580986)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Onyx Elite Church Son Of Senegal

CR list

Lil' Drummer Boy is one of the worst songs ever...and wtf is 'figgy pudding' anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy dragon station

BUT THERE WONT BE RAIN IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS. THE ONLY GIFT THEYLL GET THIS YEAR IS LIFE. AND MAYBE WATCHING A WORLD CUP GAME AFTER WALKING 40 MILES IN BARE FEET BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GIVE THEM ENOUGH MONEY FOR SHOES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579145)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Green main people

Oh a wow a big pile of palm leaves. Guess the 6 million Ethiopians really didn't have shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579475)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: titillating navy voyeur

best-- almost all the religious ones, Hark the Herald Angels is great. Also, Feliz Navidad and Nat King Cole, the Christmas Song

worst-- Santa Baby, All I Want for Christmas is You, Happy Holidays (that Andy Williams song)

I love Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581004)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Green main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581238)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583897)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: boyish stage travel guidebook

Whichever ones they play over and over again become the worst. First time around I generally like all the Christmas songs.

My holiday playlist includes Greensleeves. Somewhat esoteric but my personal favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581823)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 7:20 AM
Author: Green main people

That's pretty much all of these mentioned MND, "vetted" Christmas music doesn't get produced anymore so 99% of the songs here in this thread* will be played 15x + daily in just about every grocery store in America until December 30th or so

*including the bad ones. Especially the bad ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583097)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: cerise roast beef

GOAT: Somewhere in my memory

WOAT: i saw mommy kissin santa claus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582027)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: Green main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Supple domesticated home

GOAT: Joy to the World

Rubber up: God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen

Worst: Rocking around the Christmas tree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582378)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 3:22 AM
Author: Adventurous shimmering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582836)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: Flickering concupiscible stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583153)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Green main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45584175)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 1:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling ceo knife

worst by far: happy holidays / the holiday season, andy williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586935)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:08 AM
Author: Green main people

https://youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU for the thread's sake

What don't you like about this one? He's got a nice dime store Sinatra voice, not my favorite "Holidays" track but not my WOAT either, especially not when Santa Baby prostitute hasn't been totally defenestrated yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586943)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:06 AM
Author: copper hall boistinker

Last Christmas is the worst and it’s not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586940)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: Green main people

George Michael's Last Christmas? Cr on the Taylor Swift upbeat schizophrenic tweenie bop pop rendition but GM (Greek btw) has a very soulful voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586944)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:54 AM
Author: copper hall boistinker

it’s a depressing song that people think is joyful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586983)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:15 AM
Author: Green main people

Idk who thinks that outside of the tone-deaf sociopath Taylor Swift and her Blade Runner replicant fans tbh

It's good as a reminder that Christmas isn't happy for every one of us imo, the drunken cheer and consumer busyness of the season covers up the fact that like a fifth of the population gets severely depressed around the holidays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586999)