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OFFICIAL POLL: What are the BEST and WORST popular Christmas songs?

Only Christmas season standards---no Dr. Demento deep holida...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
My selects- GOAT: Little Saint Nick WOAT: Little Drummer B...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Best: Feliz Navidad Worst: Jingle Bell Rock
grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish
  12/03/22
Interesting picks Buck What's your reasoning for the latter
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
It's not a rock song at all. Just feels so forced, like som...
grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish
  12/03/22
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electric hell
  12/03/22
Fair all around I enjoy the guitar on it but yeah the rest ...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
lol want to killself when 'feliz navidad' comes on
shimmering rambunctious shrine mother
  12/03/22
ChaCha-Cha-Cha.
fragrant really tough guy
  12/03/22
And a very prospero ano y felicidad to you golden balls tp
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
I want 2 wish u a merE xmas.
fragrant really tough guy
  12/03/22
Wtf you some kind of fuckin wetback?
Carnelian Point Milk
  12/03/22
Good picks “Rockin around the Christmas Tree”...
Chrome cruise ship regret
  12/03/22
worst is that mariah carey horseshit that the media keeps fo...
Idiotic trailer park
  12/03/22
Cr pumodollar, hate Mariah's throaty rolling man-voice in th...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Best: Oh Holy Night Worst: something like Alvin and the Chi...
stirring violet round eye
  12/03/22
Good call on Alvin but that practically goes without saying
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Have a holly jolly Christmas
hyperventilating internet-worthy stage juggernaut
  12/03/22
BEST: - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - O Come All Ye Faith...
electric hell
  12/03/22
1. Christmas Shoes? How does that go 2. Why don't you like ...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
it was a hyper-cynical turn-of-the-millennium emotional mone...
Idiotic trailer park
  12/03/22
...
electric hell
  12/03/22
Wowza, no joke there---the artist's name is "NewSong&qu...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
1. https://youtu.be/GJcPVB-we7g -- prepare for an auditory a...
electric hell
  12/03/22
Oh my god I've heard this but thought it was an SNL parody ...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
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electric hell
  12/03/22
Oh, also Handel's Messiah and Pachelbel's Canon
electric hell
  12/03/22
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Snowy at-the-ready business firm ratface
  12/03/22
The Quest of the Magi
mind-boggling bearded trump supporter hall
  12/03/22
sneed
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
always forget about this one. it's great. love the melody.
hateful hospital
  12/04/22
old king wenceslas might be my favorite. hate anything abou...
dashing theatre deer antler
  12/03/22
What's that lex tp, you don't enjoy the tri-delt holiday yog...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
cr, it really is a slut anthem
electric hell
  12/03/22
I smell the phantom of Tito's breath mixed with Abreva gel e...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
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electric hell
  12/03/22
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arousing adulterous school
  12/03/22
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dashing theatre deer antler
  12/03/22
Best Traditional: 'Silent Night" Best Pop: "Sant...
fragrant really tough guy
  12/03/22
for pop songs, i like some of those new wave christmas singl...
Idiotic trailer park
  12/03/22
For a contemporary dark horse contender how about Jules' Chr...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Best Pop: - Baby It's Cold Outside - that trans-siberian ...
electric hell
  12/03/22
Angels We Have Heard On High (Gloria In Excelsis Deo) can be...
shimmering rambunctious shrine mother
  12/03/22
excellent poast, Angels We Have Heard On High a capella is o...
electric hell
  12/03/22
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Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Sixpence None The Richer (originally a Christian rock band b...
Chrome cruise ship regret
  12/03/22
The Kurt Vile cover of "Must Be Santa" is pretty f...
Transparent tattoo
  12/03/22
Yeah bloom, just misses the cut there, sorry :holidaysadface...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
i dont mind the mariah carey song and dont understand all of...
hateful hospital
  12/03/22
I really don't like her voice in that song in particular, sh...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
Smoky out-of-control garrison
  12/03/22
I crack up every time I hear that.
Ivory naked lay
  12/03/22
Well thank God it's niggers and not us
hateful hospital
  12/03/22
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Smoky out-of-control garrison
  12/03/22
Agreed on "DTKIC" and has completely fallen out of...
arousing adulterous school
  12/03/22
I heard it 50x last year I should write a buzzfeed screed t...
hateful hospital
  12/03/22
“Bob Geldof” is a slimy moneygrubbing kike, go f...
Chrome cruise ship regret
  12/03/22
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grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish
  12/03/22
t5 pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI ...
talented scarlet field
  12/03/22
3 4 and 5 are CR, wish we got an entire Beach Boys Christmas...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
No Kinks' Father Christmas?
grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish
  12/03/22
Best: Oh Holy Night
filthy bawdyhouse prole
  12/03/22
...
Coral Range Mood
  12/03/22
check out this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP...
Coral Range Mood
  12/03/22
Best: O Holy Night Worst: Wonderful Christmastime
Smoky out-of-control garrison
  12/03/22
going to wheeze "where do we draw the line" as man...
arousing adulterous school
  12/03/22
A few of the hymns are fair game as they still get played on...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Only listed ones I have heard on the radio relatively recent...
electric hell
  12/03/22
cr but those are not the worst
exhilarant carmine corner
  12/03/22
top ten: U2, Baby Please Come Home https://www.youtube.co...
Coral Range Mood
  12/03/22
BEST: Fairytale of New York, The Pogues WORST: Do They Know...
Lascivious Depressive Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/03/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
Coral Range Mood
  12/03/22
this one by the Dropkick Murphy's doesn't make a top 50 list...
Coral Range Mood
  12/03/22
(old slut on junk)
cream son of senegal
  12/03/22
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vivacious tanning salon
  12/03/22
(scumbag, maggot)
vivacious tanning salon
  12/03/22
best 1. baby its cold outside 2. grandma got run over by ...
Comical bbw
  12/03/22
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Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Best: Mel & Kim Rockin Around the Christmas Tree https:/...
Sapphire Lodge Macaca
  12/03/22
The guy upthread who called this bottom tier was right imo
Hairraiser cordovan telephone stag film
  12/03/22
Please remember that many songs are played during Christmas ...
Ivory naked lay
  12/03/22
They're Christmas songs as we all grew up with them being pl...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas,” is a s...
Hairraiser cordovan telephone stag film
  12/03/22
So that's your t1 POTUS pick? What about your T1 WOATUS pick
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Best: O Holy Night Worst traditional: little drummer boy ...
Ivory naked lay
  12/03/22
Cr on your WOAT especially, that song is terrible pa rum pa ...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
Great list
hateful hospital
  12/03/22
CR list Lil' Drummer Boy is one of the worst songs ever.....
vivacious tanning salon
  12/03/22
BUT THERE WONT BE RAIN IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS. THE ONLY GI...
ungodly cobalt pocket flask windowlicker
  12/03/22
Oh a wow a big pile of palm leaves. Guess the 6 million Ethi...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
best-- almost all the religious ones, Hark the Herald Angels...
cream son of senegal
  12/03/22
...
Impressive half-breed
  12/03/22
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electric hell
  12/04/22
Whichever ones they play over and over again become the wors...
bright spectacular brunch psychic
  12/03/22
That's pretty much all of these mentioned MND, "vetted&...
Impressive half-breed
  12/04/22
GOAT: Somewhere in my memory WOAT: i saw mommy kissin san...
Galvanic Swollen Address Boltzmann
  12/03/22
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Impressive half-breed
  12/05/22
GOAT: Joy to the World Rubber up: God Rest You Merry, Gen...
Concupiscible massive church new version
  12/03/22
...
electric hell
  12/04/22
...
shimmering rambunctious shrine mother
  12/04/22
...
Impressive half-breed
  12/04/22
worst by far: happy holidays / the holiday season, andy will...
Motley orchestra pit hominid
  12/05/22
https://youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU for the thread's sake What don...
Impressive half-breed
  12/05/22
Last Christmas is the worst and it’s not close
blue clown
  12/05/22
George Michael's Last Christmas? Cr on the Taylor Swift upbe...
Impressive half-breed
  12/05/22
it’s a depressing song that people think is joyful
blue clown
  12/05/22
Idk who thinks that outside of the tone-deaf sociopath Taylo...
Impressive half-breed
  12/05/22


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Date: December 3rd, 2022 1:57 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Only Christmas season standards---no Dr. Demento deep holiday cuts please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578075)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:01 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

My selects-

GOAT: Little Saint Nick

WOAT: Little Drummer Boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578215)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish

Best: Feliz Navidad

Worst: Jingle Bell Rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578078)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 2:47 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Interesting picks Buck

What's your reasoning for the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578126)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:04 AM
Author: grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish

It's not a rock song at all. Just feels so forced, like some old lame guy's idea of what "rock" is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:56 AM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578207)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Fair all around

I enjoy the guitar on it but yeah the rest is 🤢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578219)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:47 AM
Author: shimmering rambunctious shrine mother

lol want to killself when 'feliz navidad' comes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578320)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:49 AM
Author: fragrant really tough guy

ChaCha-Cha-Cha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578323)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:52 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

And a very prospero ano y felicidad to you golden balls tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578326)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 AM
Author: fragrant really tough guy

I want 2 wish u a merE xmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578327)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Carnelian Point Milk

Wtf you some kind of fuckin wetback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578822)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Chrome cruise ship regret

Good picks

“Rockin around the Christmas Tree” is also incidentally a bottom-tier xmas song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578905)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:08 AM
Author: Idiotic trailer park

worst is that mariah carey horseshit that the media keeps force-meming relentlessly year after year. best is stille nacht done with a full choir/orchestra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578147)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:59 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Cr pumodollar, hate Mariah's throaty rolling man-voice in that and personally assume that what she's singing is some sort of implicit jilted stalker threat towards me

Isn't it like her fifth or sixth year topping the Billboard charts for this shitsongslop too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578210)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:53 AM
Author: stirring violet round eye

Best: Oh Holy Night

Worst: something like Alvin and the Chipmunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578200)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:00 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Good call on Alvin but that practically goes without saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578212)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 3:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating internet-worthy stage juggernaut

Have a holly jolly Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578211)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:00 AM
Author: electric hell

BEST:

- Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

- O Come All Ye Faithful

- O Come, O Come Emmanuel

- It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

WORST:

- Mariah Carey

- any poppy remix of a traditional carol

- Jingle Bell Rock (what the fuck is it even about?)

- Christmas Shoes

- Christmas Time Is Here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578214)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:11 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

1. Christmas Shoes? How does that go

2. Why don't you like Xmas Time? Too much saccharine sentimentality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578237)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: Idiotic trailer park

it was a hyper-cynical turn-of-the-millennium emotional money-grab narrating a poor kid's efforts to get new shoes for his dying mom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJcPVB-we7g

that could be forgiven if the song itself were well-written. but it's not that way. it's the other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578242)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578244)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:37 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Wowza, no joke there---the artist's name is "NewSong" ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578308)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:18 AM
Author: electric hell

1. https://youtu.be/GJcPVB-we7g -- prepare for an auditory assault

2. Yes, as well as I've never heard a version that actually sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578243)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:38 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Oh my god

I've heard this but thought it was an SNL parody or sth, didn't think it was a real track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578310)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578348)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:51 AM
Author: electric hell

Oh, also Handel's Messiah and Pachelbel's Canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578274)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Snowy at-the-ready business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578333)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling bearded trump supporter hall
Subject: The Quest of the Magi

Best: we three kings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578258)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

sneed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578312)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 1:35 PM
Author: hateful hospital

always forget about this one. it's great. love the melody.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45584098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: dashing theatre deer antler

old king wenceslas might be my favorite.

hate anything about "santa".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578260)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

What's that lex tp, you don't enjoy the tri-delt holiday yoga pants anthem?

Santa baby, you know I've been a real gross slut

So wrap your package and stuff my butt (my butt)

Cum into my chimney tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578316)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: electric hell

cr, it really is a slut anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578318)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

I smell the phantom of Tito's breath mixed with Abreva gel every time it comes on the radio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578328)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:06 AM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578345)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: arousing adulterous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578775)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:02 AM
Author: dashing theatre deer antler

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579106)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:49 AM
Author: fragrant really tough guy

Best Traditional: 'Silent Night"

Best Pop: "Santa Baby"

Worst: "Jingle Bells"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578270)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Idiotic trailer park

for pop songs, i like some of those new wave christmas singles, even though they tend to be sarcastic. stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utMnoPlywJg&t=16s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Xgktqp-Zw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578282)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:50 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

For a contemporary dark horse contender how about Jules' Christmas anthem https://youtu.be/1wS-k66MKgs

For comedy, we have this playful Weird Al number https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU juxtaposed against the misanthropic Angloid Eric "Hobbes" Idle's Xmas entry https://youtu.be/FOg7aPNLLG0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578324)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 4:51 AM
Author: electric hell

Best Pop:

- Baby It's Cold Outside

- that trans-siberian orchestra song that gets overplayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578273)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:02 AM
Author: shimmering rambunctious shrine mother

Angels We Have Heard On High (Gloria In Excelsis Deo) can be nice with the right arrangement

Silver Bells is pleasant enough

worst - too many to enumerate here but including, but not limited to, anything with 'rudolf' or 'santa'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578341)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:08 AM
Author: electric hell

excellent poast, Angels We Have Heard On High a capella is one of my favorites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578347)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:30 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578520)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:12 AM
Author: Chrome cruise ship regret

Sixpence None The Richer (originally a Christian rock band btw) do a 180 version of AWHHOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578914)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:09 AM
Author: Transparent tattoo

The Kurt Vile cover of "Must Be Santa" is pretty fun but it probably violates the OP's prohibition on "Dr. Demento deep holiday cuts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578349)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:38 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Yeah bloom, just misses the cut there, sorry :holidaysadface:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578532)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:15 AM
Author: hateful hospital

i dont mind the mariah carey song and dont understand all of the hatred other than its ubiquity

There is a LOT of worst songs though. most of the non religious ones are horrible and the ones for kids are unbearable. #1 worst song imeo is Do They Know It's Christmas? by "Band Aid" which has some of the stupidest lyrics to have ever been recorded. If you have never really paid attention to the words you should do it once. What an egregious insult to good taste and decency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578356)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:31 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

I really don't like her voice in that song in particular, she's listenable otherwise though not someone I'd put on intentionally

Do They Know It's Christmas is definitely a WOAT, I have the EP of that on vinyl and it's better at clearing out a room than sarin gas. Ty for reminding me that it exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Smoky out-of-control garrison

TONIGHT, THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578771)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: Ivory naked lay

I crack up every time I hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579126)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:12 AM
Author: hateful hospital

Well thank God it's niggers and not us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Smoky out-of-control garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581789)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: arousing adulterous school

Agreed on "DTKIC" and has completely fallen out of the rotation ime. Unless you work in a mall you're likely to hear it only once or twice over the season. Many of the songs listed here you will listen to 40-50 times whether you want to or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578779)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: hateful hospital

I heard it 50x last year

I should write a buzzfeed screed to get it off the air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578899)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Chrome cruise ship regret

“Bob Geldof” is a slimy moneygrubbing kike, go figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578917)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579123)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:23 AM
Author: talented scarlet field

t5 pop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCpXMy5GalI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL71eMc1blw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_3ZOS9P34

worst: paul mccartney with a bullet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578374)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 7:34 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

3 4 and 5 are CR, wish we got an entire Beach Boys Christmas album before Wilson lost his marbles

Also 180 on the WOAT, fuck that bloated old gasbag and fuck "Wings" boomer flame even harder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578528)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:08 AM
Author: grizzly self-centered boistinker death wish

No Kinks' Father Christmas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579129)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:25 AM
Author: filthy bawdyhouse prole

Best: Oh Holy Night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578758)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Coral Range Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578774)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:35 AM
Author: Coral Range Mood

check out this version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPOsERsZcW4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578776)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Smoky out-of-control garrison

Best: O Holy Night

Worst: Wonderful Christmastime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578769)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: arousing adulterous school

going to wheeze "where do we draw the line" as many people are including centuries-old hymns as responses to "popular" Christmas songs which imo limits/precludes many of these answers BE THAT AS IT MAY the answer is

Best: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Worst: Feliz Navidad / Silver Bells

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578773)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

A few of the hymns are fair game as they still get played on Christmas station car radio in between pop fare but yeah not all of them make the grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578786)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: electric hell

Only listed ones I have heard on the radio relatively recently.

Also, Luis Navidad is good and "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579071)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: exhilarant carmine corner

cr but those are not the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579110)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: Coral Range Mood

top ten: U2, Baby Please Come Home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmZBC92pgrE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578787)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: Lascivious Depressive Scourge Upon The Earth

BEST: Fairytale of New York, The Pogues

WORST: Do They Know It’s Christmas?, Band Aid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578801)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:06 AM
Author: Coral Range Mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578879)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Coral Range Mood

this one by the Dropkick Murphy's doesn't make a top 50 list but it's fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45578890)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: cream son of senegal

(old slut on junk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581005)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581740)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

(scumbag, maggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581724)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Comical bbw

best

1. baby its cold outside

2. grandma got run over by a reindeer

3. snoopy and red baron christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579079)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581824)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:58 AM
Author: Sapphire Lodge Macaca

Best: Mel & Kim Rockin Around the Christmas Tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdnaPAJgAQI

Worst: Any of the beach boys christmas songs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579092)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser cordovan telephone stag film

The guy upthread who called this bottom tier was right imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579125)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Ivory naked lay

Please remember that many songs are played during Christmas time but are NOT Christmas songs. Tbh et are WINTE songs.

Baby it’s cold outside

Let it Snow

Jingle bells

Etc

Please select accordingly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579112)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed

They're Christmas songs as we all grew up with them being played for and around Christmas exclusively

Stop being a librarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579438)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser cordovan telephone stag film

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas,” is a seminal track in the history of JDU. It evokes images of Losers struggling in the face of ignominy, sometimes triumphing, sometimes drinking themselves into a stupor in alleyways, sometimes shitting outside alone. Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579134)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed

So that's your t1 POTUS pick? What about your T1 WOATUS pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579457)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: Ivory naked lay

Best: O Holy Night

Worst traditional: little drummer boy

Worst pop: do they know it’s christmas

Worst Honorable mention to we wish you a merry Christmas for weirdly devolving into veiled threats over figgy pudding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579143)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Cr on your WOAT especially, that song is terrible pa rum pa rum tum tugger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579491)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: hateful hospital

Great list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45580986)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

CR list

Lil' Drummer Boy is one of the worst songs ever...and wtf is 'figgy pudding' anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: ungodly cobalt pocket flask windowlicker

BUT THERE WONT BE RAIN IN AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS. THE ONLY GIFT THEYLL GET THIS YEAR IS LIFE. AND MAYBE WATCHING A WORLD CUP GAME AFTER WALKING 40 MILES IN BARE FEET BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GIVE THEM ENOUGH MONEY FOR SHOES.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579145)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Oh a wow a big pile of palm leaves. Guess the 6 million Ethiopians really didn't have shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45579475)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: cream son of senegal

best-- almost all the religious ones, Hark the Herald Angels is great. Also, Feliz Navidad and Nat King Cole, the Christmas Song

worst-- Santa Baby, All I Want for Christmas is You, Happy Holidays (that Andy Williams song)

I love Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581004)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:59 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581238)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583897)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: bright spectacular brunch psychic

Whichever ones they play over and over again become the worst. First time around I generally like all the Christmas songs.

My holiday playlist includes Greensleeves. Somewhat esoteric but my personal favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45581823)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 7:20 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

That's pretty much all of these mentioned MND, "vetted" Christmas music doesn't get produced anymore so 99% of the songs here in this thread* will be played 15x + daily in just about every grocery store in America until December 30th or so

*including the bad ones. Especially the bad ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583097)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Swollen Address Boltzmann

GOAT: Somewhere in my memory

WOAT: i saw mommy kissin santa claus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582027)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586932)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible massive church new version

GOAT: Joy to the World

Rubber up: God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen

Worst: Rocking around the Christmas tree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582378)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 3:22 AM
Author: electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45582836)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 8:06 AM
Author: shimmering rambunctious shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45583153)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Impressive half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45584175)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 1:57 AM
Author: Motley orchestra pit hominid

worst by far: happy holidays / the holiday season, andy williams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586935)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:08 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

https://youtu.be/oZ5cmrz-mrU for the thread's sake

What don't you like about this one? He's got a nice dime store Sinatra voice, not my favorite "Holidays" track but not my WOAT either, especially not when Santa Baby prostitute hasn't been totally defenestrated yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586943)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:06 AM
Author: blue clown

Last Christmas is the worst and it’s not close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586940)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:09 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

George Michael's Last Christmas? Cr on the Taylor Swift upbeat schizophrenic tweenie bop pop rendition but GM (Greek btw) has a very soulful voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586944)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 2:54 AM
Author: blue clown

it’s a depressing song that people think is joyful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586983)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 3:15 AM
Author: Impressive half-breed

Idk who thinks that outside of the tone-deaf sociopath Taylor Swift and her Blade Runner replicant fans tbh

It's good as a reminder that Christmas isn't happy for every one of us imo, the drunken cheer and consumer busyness of the season covers up the fact that like a fifth of the population gets severely depressed around the holidays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246415&forum_id=2#45586999)