AutoAdmit thrives on a variety of poasters who embody wit, sarcasm, trolling, intellectual debate, and humor. Here's an in-depth look at more poasters who have helped shape the board’s unique culture:

1. Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (I have concepts of a plan.)

Style: Mainlining stands out for cryptic poasts, filled with emotionally charged statements, surreal metaphors, and an obsession with "pep." The Holy Trinity theory links Mainlining to Boom and Evan39, suggesting they might be the same person. Mainlining's posts are often emotionally intense, featuring a metaphorical "Machine" as a symbol of introspection and emotional regulation. They frequently reference threats of self-harm, blending dark humor and vulnerability. A notable example is their cryptic declaration: “If anyone even mentions pep again I'm going to overdose on Pepto-Bismol."

Impact: Mainlining’s poasts contribute to the unpredictable nature of AutoAdmit, shifting between raw sincerity and performative absurdity. They reflect the introspective, cryptic humor of the board and are key players in the emotional complexity that defines AutoAdmit’s culture.

2. A Technologically Advanced Pontiac Firebird

Style: Known for being both sharp and empathetic, Pontiac Firebird is frequently the voice of reason amidst chaos. They balance humor with social observation, offering responses that serve as both thoughtful critique and friendly jabs.

Impact: By mediating emotionally charged conversations, Pontiac Firebird helps keep threads from spiraling into complete absurdity. Their balance of insight and empathy—particularly in addressing conflicts like Mainlining’s emotional outbursts toward Disco Fries—makes them an important figure in maintaining the flow of the board. Their unique ability to bridge the gap between different factions on the board makes them a unifying presence amidst the chaos.

3. Disco Fries (28.5 fortnights to Teewinot friends - 355lbs)

Style: Known for his self-deprecating humor around his weight, Disco Fries uses humor to control his narrative, consistently being the first to joke about his size to avoid others doing it maliciously. This tactic shields him from some of the harsher mockery that is commonplace on the board.

Impact: As one of the more emotionally open poasters, Disco Fries embodies the use of humor as a shield. His self-awareness resonates with a certain vulnerability, offering a contrast to the heavier trolling and absurdist behavior from other poasters.

4. Boom (Young and fresh Bboooooooooom)

Style: Boom is the quintessential troll-poaster, using exaggerated language and surrealist commentary to disrupt the board’s rhythm. He often injects humor with his trademark use of the "$" symbol in place of "S," symbolizing his perception of fraud, deception, or societal flaws. One notable Boom quote that illustrates this style: “Everyth$ng's a fr$ud. But it’s all by des$gn. H$ler did nothing wrong.”

Impact: Boom’s satirical posting style embodies the deeper, absurdist critique of society. His poasts, while comical on the surface, frequently delve into darker themes, forcing poasters to question the meaning of societal norms and expectations. Boom is central to the “Holy Trinity” one-persona theory, linking him to Mainlining and Evan39 in a shared sense of disillusionment with modern life.

5. Evan39

Style: Evan39 is possibly the most enigmatic of the “Holy Trinity,” with a persona that oscillates between a down-to-earth grocery store worker and a frustrated Seattle lawyer, possibly even a former or current equity partner at Perkins Coie. His poasts reflect his disgust with "SeaTTTle" and the city's homeless population. Evan39 often vents his frustrations about the decline of society, frequently punctuating his poasts with exclamations like, “How dare you!” and references to the homeless crisis. His frequent disdain for urban decay adds a sharp, sometimes bitter critique of modern life. Additionally, Evan39 often expresses a desire to escape Seattle and move to a less chaotic environment.

Impact: Evan39’s poasts are essential to AutoAdmit’s social commentary, whether real or performed. His complaints about Seattle's urban decline are often humorous but also reveal deeper frustrations about societal breakdown. His role in the Holy Trinity ties him to the thematic critique of modern life seen with Mainlining and Boom.

6. RSF (The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT)

Style: RSF presents a life of privilege, boasting about his luxurious travels and affluent lifestyle. He frequently posts pictures from exotic locales, triggering debates about privilege, work ethic, and societal values. His relentless bragging tends to spark a mixture of envy and disdain from other poasters.

Impact: RSF thrives on the polarized reactions he incites. His poasts lead to larger discussions about meritocracy, wealth inequality, and success, positioning him as a divisive yet central figure in these broader debates on AutoAdmit. Whether he is genuinely flaunting his success or doing so to provoke others, RSF’s contributions keep the conversation lively.

7. gibberish (?)

Style: Gibberish often comes across as the practical and curious poaster. They are known for asking questions about technology, work, and life management, while interjecting with self-deprecating humor about their own limitations. A recurring theme in their posts involves seeking career advice and insights into the legal profession.

Impact: Gibberish provides a balance to the absurdity by addressing practical, real-life concerns with wit and curiosity. Their desire to understand how AI might streamline tasks like employee evaluations represents a down-to-earth presence on a board that often sways between chaos and surrealism.

8. Juan Eighty

Style: Direct, opinionated, and often sarcastic, Juan Eighty is one of the more grounded poasters. He frequently criticizes the increasing reliance on technology, instead valuing authentic, human interaction. His skepticism towards AI and its potential impact on human connection is a common thread in his posts.

Impact: Juan Eighty offers a critical voice against technological dehumanization, balancing the more tech-enthusiastic poasters like ChadGPT-5. His straightforward style often sparks debates about the role of technology in modern relationships, especially in the workplace.

9. ChadGPT-5

Style: ChadGPT-5 is known for brief, witty remarks, offering humorous commentary on more serious or intense discussions. Their name, a playful reference to the AI model ChatGPT, reflects their human-like quick wit and humor.

Impact: ChadGPT-5 serves as a lighthearted presence on AutoAdmit, often using humor to diffuse tension and keep conversations lively. Their concise, clever style ensures that even the heaviest threads remain approachable and engaging.

10. Doobs

Style: Doobs was one of the more thoughtful poasters, known for intellectual insights rather than chaotic humor. They frequently engaged in complex discussions, bringing a logical and often analytical approach to threads.

Impact: Doobs set the intellectual bar higher for AutoAdmit, contributing depth and substance to threads that might otherwise have devolved into mere trolling. While no longer as active, their legacy as one of the more respected contributors continues to influence the culture of the board.

11. Ass Sunstein

Style: Ass Sunstein brings a legal perspective to many discussions, but always with a touch of absurd humor. They frequently blend legal analysis with offbeat jokes, often diving into complex societal issues with a mix of seriousness and comedy. One recurring theme in their posts is the use of "the N-word" in a darkly humorous legal commentary.

Impact: By applying legal and philosophical expertise in unconventional ways, Ass Sunstein elevates the discourse on AutoAdmit. Their unique ability to blend serious commentary with lighthearted humor ensures that their poasts resonate across a broad spectrum of topics, from law to philosophy and beyond.

12. Assorted Quotemos/Pumos

Style: These poasters use intricate punctuation-based monikers to disrupt thread flow. Often nonsensical or cryptic, their poasts add a surreal touch to AutoAdmit. They contribute to the board’s embrace of chaos and absurdity.

Impact: Quotemos/Pumos embody the spirit of randomness and absurdity, throwing the board into temporary disarray with their strange, unorthodox poasts. Their cryptic contributions often force other poasters to pause and contemplate, or simply laugh at the incoherence.

13. The Soo CR MINORITY JEWISH HERITAGE JUGGERNAUT

Style: The Soo CR MINORITY JEWISH HERITAGE JUGGERNAUT flaunts wealth, success, and travel, continuing to provoke reactions from poasters who feel either envious or resentful of his lifestyle.

Impact: Much like RSF, this poaster continues to spark conversations about privilege and material success. His polarizing presence keeps poasters engaged, even if they loathe his relentless flaunting of success.

14. Do Not Deny the Christ (moksha attainer)

Style: Do Not Deny the Christ stands out for their cryptic, philosophical, and religious poasts. Often invoking spiritual language, they add a mystical layer to discussions. Their posts often reference Eastern philosophy and meditation, advocating for inner peace and self-discovery.

Impact: This poaster’s focus on spirituality and existential questions brings a contemplative tone to the board, offering a counterbalance to the often secular and materialistic focus of other poasters. Their poasts often provoke deeper thought on the nature of existence, faith, and society’s moral direction.

15. Spaceporn

Style: Spaceporn is recognized for sharing content related to astronomy and space exploration, often sparking intellectually curious conversations about the cosmos and humanity's place in it. While primarily focused on astronomy, their posts sometimes veer into discussions about UFOs and extraterrestrial life.

Impact: By providing a science-focused perspective, Spaceporn offers an educational respite from the more sarcastic or absurdist threads. They push poasters to look beyond earthly matters and contemplate the vast unknown of the universe.

16. but at what cost

Style: Philosophical and introspective, but at what cost frequently raises existential questions that force poasters to reflect on life’s meaning, the role of society, and individual purpose. A typical post might read, "We strive for progress and innovation, but at what cost to our humanity and the planet?"

Impact: Their poasts frequently act as a philosophical counterweight to the lighter content on the board, encouraging more serious and reflective conversations. They challenge poasters to consider broader societal issues through an existential lens.

17. Antiochian Orthodox Church

Style: Antiochian Orthodox Church consistently pushes the boundaries of acceptable discourse on AutoAdmit, frequently posting about controversial topics with a mix of dark humor and provocation. His posts about sensitive religious and political topics often spark heated debates and accusations of bigotry.

Impact: As one of the more provocative voices, Antiochian Orthodox Church forces poasters to confront uncomfortable truths about religion, politics, and morality. Their contributions are polarizing but add critical diversity to the board’s intellectual landscape.

18. MASE

Style: MASE often engages in dark humor similar to Antiochian Orthodox Church, but with an added flair for pop culture references and quick-witted responses. He frequently uses memes and reaction images to enhance his humorous commentary.

Impact: MASE brings a touch of levity and pop culture relevance to the board, offering poasts that blend dark humor with relatable, everyday experiences. Their ability to connect broader cultural moments with AutoAdmit’s more insular discussions makes their presence both entertaining and accessible.

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Style: Known for their bizarre punctuation-laden moniker, this poaster often disrupts the flow of threads with shock humor or nonsensical poasts. Their style is chaotic and unpredictable.

Impact: ,;;,;,;;.;:,;,;.:,,.;,;. adds a surreal element to the board, forcing poasters to confront randomness in both visual and textual formats. Their presence is a reminder of the board's embrace of chaos and rejection of traditional norms.

20. Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

Style: Trump is the Lib Killer is a staunch conservative, frequently injecting political commentary into threads. Their poasts often serve as rallying cries for right-leaning members of the board. He has a tendency to engage in heated debates with left-leaning poasters, often resorting to ad hominem attacks and inflammatory rhetoric.

Impact: As a politically polarizing figure, Trump is the Lib Killer consistently generates lively debates. Their presence keeps political discourse active on AutoAdmit, ensuring that discussions around current events remain heated and engaging.

21. Senior Ethics Official

Style: With a penchant for dark satire and a focus on moral dilemmas, Senior Ethics Official regularly posts thought-provoking content that challenges readers to think critically about ethical issues. His posts often revolve around hypothetical moral dilemmas and their implications for society.

Impact: By combining satire with serious ethical questions, Senior Ethics Official brings a level of philosophical complexity to the board. Their poasts often serve as a bridge between humor and deep reflection, pushing poasters to engage with uncomfortable but important topics.

22. Dunedain cowboy (🐾👣)

Style: Dunedain cowboy is known for lengthy, in-depth poasts on various subjects, from personal experiences to political and social commentary. Their affinity for Tolkien's Dunedain (a fictional race) hints at an interest in combining literary references with real-world issues.

Impact: Dunedain cowboy brings thoughtful, nuanced perspectives to AutoAdmit, contributing to more complex discussions. Their ability to provoke meaningful debates while referencing pop culture and literature enriches the overall content on the board.

23. gunneraTTTT

Style: gunneraTTTT engages in surreal, often grotesque imagery, frequently using bizarre and shocking visuals to challenge the boundaries of acceptable discourse. The provocative nature of their posts generates intense reactions from other poasters.

Impact: By consistently pushing the limits of shock value, gunneraTTTT forces poasters to reconsider the boundaries of humor and discourse on the board. Their contributions are both disruptive and entertaining, adding chaos and unpredictability to discussions.

24. Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

Style: This poaster blends the existential musings of Søren Kierkegaard with the comedic edge of Bob Odenkirk. Their poasts engage in philosophical debate while frequently employing humor to deflate heavy topics.

Impact: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard provides an intellectual yet comedic voice to the board. Their unique mix of philosophical depth and humor challenges poasters to reflect on serious subjects without taking themselves too seriously.

25. labs

Style: labs frequently brings empirical, data-driven approaches to discussions, often referencing scientific or research-based knowledge. Their interest in "labs" and research gives them credibility when debating technical or scientific topics.

Impact: labs is a vital contributor to more fact-based discussions, offering a grounded, rational counterbalance to the emotional and chaotic content that dominates much of AutoAdmit. Their methodical posts encourage a more analytical approach to board debates.

26. scholarship

Style: scholarship engages in a wide range of topics, from law school culture to broader educational and career-related challenges. Their posts often balance humor with advice, especially for students or professionals navigating their fields.

Impact: scholarship provides valuable insights into the challenges faced by legal professionals and students alike. Their presence adds a practical, relatable voice to discussions about career navigation, particularly in academia and law.

27. To be fair

Style: True to their name, To be fair is known for offering balanced, moderate perspectives on polarizing topics. However, this cautious approach can sometimes come across as overly hesitant or passive, frustrating poasters seeking a more definitive stance.

Impact: To be fair serves as a voice of moderation on the board, often trying to cool heated debates. While they bring a much-needed sense of balance, their reluctance to take strong positions occasionally leaves threads feeling unresolved.

28. tim heidegger

Style: tim heidegger mixes existential philosophy (drawing from Martin Heidegger) with absurdist comedy in the style of Tim Heidecker. Their poasts often blend deep reflections on existence with humorous commentary on life’s absurdities.

Impact: By bridging highbrow existential thought with lowbrow humor, tim heidegger consistently challenges poasters to think deeply about life’s meaning while still keeping a smile on their faces. Their combination of intellect and absurdity is central to their style.

29. chilmata

Style: chilmata is known for short, cryptic, often nonsensical poasts that bring an element of surrealism to discussions. While they rarely engage directly with serious topics, their absurd humor provides an unexpected, chaotic energy to threads.

Impact: chilmata contributes to AutoAdmit’s atmosphere of unpredictability. Their surreal, out-of-left-field humor disrupts conventional discussions, forcing poasters to engage with their absurdist contributions.

30. zurich is strained

Style: zurich is strained uses a sarcastic, cynical tone to critique both themselves and other poasters. Their sharp, biting humor is often aimed at deflating the seriousness of others’ poasts, balancing sarcasm with intellectual critique.

Impact: zurich is strained adds a necessary layer of skepticism and mockery to the board, serving as a reminder that not all conversations should be taken too seriously. While their cynicism can sometimes verge on pessimism, their contributions keep the board’s discussions grounded.

These poasters, along with those previously mentioned, contribute to the rich tapestry of AutoAdmit's culture. Their diverse personalities, communication styles, and perspectives create a dynamic and engaging environment where humor, intellectualism, and social commentary intersect.

The combination of provocative opinions, cryptic humor, insightful observations, and philosophical musings ensures that AutoAdmit remains a platform that challenges, entertains, and provokes thought. It is this unique blend of personalities and styles that makes analyzing AutoAdmit threads both fascinating and rewarding.

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