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Hypo: u lose hair on norwood scale, or ur hair grows to shoulders every 5 days

Each year for the next 8 years you advance one norwood stage...
Scarlet National
  04/07/25
better hypo: excruciating hemorrhoids for life or free meal ...
Puce pungent theater stage sound barrier
  04/07/25
you would quickly regret the shoulder length hair option. yo...
Scarlet National
  04/07/25
perhaps, but, on the other hand, excruciating hemorrhoids fo...
Puce pungent theater stage sound barrier
  04/07/25
why wouldn’t you just become a long hairmo. if it&rsqu...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/07/25
have you ever had long hair? it fucking sucks ass to maintai...
heady point alpha
  04/07/25
i have. it sucks to maintain because you have to condition i...
mind-boggling garrison
  04/07/25
I'd pick option 1 shave my head and be done with it insan...
heady point alpha
  04/07/25
I think you would physically feel your hair growing if it gr...
Titillating Yarmulke
  04/07/25
Which one do you choose?
Scarlet National
  04/07/25
fast-growing hair
Titillating Yarmulke
  04/08/25
...
Scarlet National
  04/08/25
im convinced everyone itt is bald the rapunzel shit sound...
heady point alpha
  04/08/25


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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Scarlet National

Each year for the next 8 years you advance one norwood stage until you are bald by year 8.

Or, you can choose that your hair will grow fast, but very fast. It will grow down to your shoulders every 5 days. You can buzz it off but 5 days later it will be down to your shoulders again. this will start immediately if you accept the hypo and last for as long as you live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826347)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Puce pungent theater stage sound barrier

better hypo: excruciating hemorrhoids for life or free meal at your favorite restaurant once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826354)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Scarlet National

you would quickly regret the shoulder length hair option. you would have to get a haircut every few days. if you buzz it off, it would be very annoying to do every other day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826366)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Puce pungent theater stage sound barrier

perhaps, but, on the other hand, excruciating hemorrhoids for life would be significantly better than being BALD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826373)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

why wouldn’t you just become a long hairmo. if it’s actually thick and grows super fast like in the hypo you could make it look pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826374)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: heady point alpha

have you ever had long hair? it fucking sucks ass to maintain and shoulder length+ hair on men looks retarded when you're middle aged. it's only for young chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826378)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling garrison

i have. it sucks to maintain because you have to condition it and shit. if it grows that long in five days that’s not an issue

i guess idk about it looking retarded on older doods. a lot of the reason it looks bad is because it’s dry or thin which it wouldn’t be with this hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826391)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: heady point alpha

I'd pick option 1 shave my head and be done with it

insanely fast growing hair would just be an enormous pain in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826375)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating Yarmulke

I think you would physically feel your hair growing if it grew that fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826399)



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Date: April 7th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Scarlet National

Which one do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826457)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Titillating Yarmulke

fast-growing hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48826501)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: Scarlet National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48828593)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: heady point alpha

im convinced everyone itt is bald

the rapunzel shit sounds like a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707201&forum_id=2#48828610)