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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
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brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
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  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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Plum Up-to-no-good Digit Ratio
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heady windowlicker state
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Vibrant heaven black woman
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Vibrant heaven black woman
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Swashbuckling Native
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
transparent hairraiser pistol institution
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/18/25
lol
cyan pit
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
transparent hairraiser pistol institution
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brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Exhilarant duck-like hospital
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
slippery alcoholic house
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
cyan pit
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Exhilarant duck-like hospital
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
slippery alcoholic house
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Exhilarant duck-like hospital
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
light theatre
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Rose trip chad locus
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coral deranged doctorate
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
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  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
light theatre
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
supple piazza background story
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
light theatre
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
supple piazza background story
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
concupiscible chapel
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
slippery alcoholic house
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Adulterous hissy fit ticket booth
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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concupiscible chapel
  12/17/25
I am not!
Adulterous hissy fit ticket booth
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: sexy scarlet roommate

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle splenetic bawdyhouse police squad

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Plum Up-to-no-good Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: heady windowlicker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vibrant heaven black woman

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Vibrant heaven black woman

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Native

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: transparent hairraiser pistol institution

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cyan pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: transparent hairraiser pistol institution

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like hospital

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: slippery alcoholic house

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: cyan pit

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like hospital

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: slippery alcoholic house

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant duck-like hospital

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: light theatre

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Rose trip chad locus

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: coral deranged doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: electric learning disabled rehab gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: brindle glittery patrolman

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: sooty gaming laptop haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: brilliant fantasy-prone whorehouse idea he suggested

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: medicated bearded business firm cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Adulterous hissy fit ticket booth

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: supple piazza background story

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: light theatre

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: supple piazza background story

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: light theatre

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: supple piazza background story

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: concupiscible chapel

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: slippery alcoholic house

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Adulterous hissy fit ticket booth

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: slippery alcoholic house

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: concupiscible chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Adulterous hissy fit ticket booth

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: histrionic party of the first part

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)