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Explain this Board's Denigration of "Shitlaw"

What's so bad about it? You have clients, you litigate case...
henna contagious ape
  09/07/10
Why wouldn't you focus on prestige? I know a skadden associa...
Violet field
  09/07/10
What does debt have to do with anything? Is there some kind...
buck-toothed national partner
  09/07/10
- Salaries in small law has continually declined over the la...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
What do you mean by all of the risk is on the attorney?
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
Risk may have been a poor way of wording it as I was mostly ...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
Yes exactly. So you may have a 110k year followed by a 35k y...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
"a personal injury lawyer's work so much worse than any...
motley crackhouse
  09/07/10
i imagine partners deal with the same thing at biglaw firms,...
Big-titted theater ladyboy
  09/08/10
you think some poor bitching about a lawyer bill isn't 'soph...
dead titillating locus
  09/08/10
lol
lime alpha step-uncle's house
  09/08/10
Wow, yer an idiot.
ivory black woman jewess
  09/08/10
This is the most prestigious law school admissions discussio...
multi-colored aqua heaven
  09/07/10
good personal injury lawyers make BANK. it's hard to be good...
Shimmering mewling temple
  09/07/10
Flamboyant and outgoing?
henna contagious ape
  09/07/10
pretty much
Shimmering mewling temple
  09/07/10
Most PI shops seem to operate on volume, deriving most of th...
buck-toothed national partner
  09/07/10
It's actually easy to be good. All you need a 7 figure adver...
Pontificating Chapel
  09/07/10
MFE
Irate Learning Disabled Private Investor
  09/07/10
And of course, where does the money come from for the heavy ...
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/07/10
Being born into it helps. Probably over half the major PI fi...
Pontificating Chapel
  09/07/10
decades of carefully executed flame by big firms and law sch...
Appetizing nudist school cafeteria party of the first part
  09/07/10
i think it's more the repeated drudgery of pestering defenda...
Orange alcoholic den sandwich
  09/07/10
Of course, because never in the history of PI has an attorne...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
uh, his assessment is pretty accurate. for every solid case...
Lavender Set
  09/07/10
So don't pester the defendants or their carriers. File suit...
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/07/10
I see my post went completely over your head. To be fair, no...
Orange alcoholic den sandwich
  09/08/10
How so? How did it go over my head? And why not surprised?...
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/08/10
titMFcr
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
"healthy, sustainable career trajectory" Credited...
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/07/10
People here denigrate shitlaw because of what happens to mos...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
Assuming you don't make BigLaw partner, isn't there more tra...
henna contagious ape
  09/07/10
Right, but the market is saturated. It's something analogous...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
Are you sure that the market is saturated?
henna contagious ape
  09/07/10
Well, you're going to fight against 1. New grads 2. Establis...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
Let's remember the stress of SMALLLAW due to the temperament...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
SMALLLAW is saturated to the teeth due to the TTT.
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
Then put them out of business.
henna contagious ape
  09/07/10
I would love to put them out of business if you're talking a...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
Actually, if you look at small law firms with 10-20 attorney...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
While still disproportionately represented, I'm not sure mos...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
BIGLAW has decent exit options for in-house, and BIGFED.
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
You could make it work. Just recognize that you've got to s...
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/07/10
Sadly, this is very credited...
at-the-ready plaza
  09/07/10
150k shitlaw out of LS doesn't happen, they start at around ...
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
they dont take shitlaw jobs *because* theyre not prestigious...
Alcoholic reading party
  09/07/10
Arguably the top of shitlaw makes as much money, if not more...
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
so do the top basketball players. nonetheless, most peopl...
180 Blood Rage Patrolman
  09/07/10
+ 1
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
This is true. Shitlaw is a fucking jungle, and only a few r...
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
I think it's the same for any sort of business-related job. ...
hateful fanboi twinkling uncleanness
  09/07/10
Perhaps, but being very successful at the small firm "s...
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
do you curse a lot IRL?
deep beady-eyed institution
  09/07/10
Yes.
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
what is your favorite curse word?
deep beady-eyed institution
  09/07/10
Comparative Negligence
Comical pink knife property
  09/07/10
60K? More like 40
spectacular puce halford main people
  09/07/10
your stupidity is limitless. you honestly have absolutely no...
Gay talented meetinghouse
  09/07/10
It seems fairly obvious why people rip shitlaw and it isn't ...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
oh, so you're dumb as well. literally the only thing this &q...
Gay talented meetinghouse
  09/07/10
pre-ITE this was true, not anymore
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
i sometimes see stupidity on this site that is so transparen...
Gay talented meetinghouse
  09/07/10
Wow, you are a dick. Nothing you said makes any sense. ...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
Pays no $, dawg. If it paid well, it wouldn't be "shitl...
Fluffy library
  09/07/10
wasn't the board's original definition of shitlaw that you w...
180 Blood Rage Patrolman
  09/07/10
How long has this board been around?
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
Because prestige keeps you warm at night tard
mischievous genital piercing
  09/07/10
completely ignoring prestige: shitlaw "partners"...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
"The shitlaw market is saturated in most cities. in ord...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
not sure where you found this 5 years quote. and again we...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
I would never claim that is a realistic possibility. How...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
well if you notice my OP is reserved for shitlaw, not 20 per...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
i think you're talking about small law/boutiques. there is ...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
What you are describing is just a shitty lawyer. I think ...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
but the nature of shitlaw work doesn't incentivize the shitl...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
You are right. That type of law really doesn't encourage the...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
A very tiny % of shitlawyers are immigration though. Crimin...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
you are right, it's not a practice area, but the top-notch p...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
Yes. And perhaps yes.
jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater
  09/07/10
what are "insurance forms"?
aphrodisiac stage
  09/07/10
Well-deserved, no doubt. It wouldn't be called shitlaw if it...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
I think the clear difference is whether you pay your associa...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
Sounds right. But admit it - four years ago you'd have calle...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
not me. I always said that $100K is the difference between ...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
They don't pay associates over $50K because they don't care ...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
exactly right. the work product at these firms is atrocious...
Lavender Set
  09/07/10
Is it just because the associates are incompetent or that th...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
they just give up. this one guy i know who graduated top ...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
But those partners are doing it right. Even if they have to ...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
they are making way more than $100k per associate. they're ...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
Yeah, sure. But it's already been said that they probably us...
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
sure, that's why lots of poeple can't become successful shit...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
I believe that your firm selected that smaller Plaintiff fir...
ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
I hope he left the law. Someone who graduate top 40 at Fordh...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
yeah doing ID also blacklisted him from any respectable lega...
Wonderful Hell
  09/07/10
is ID that much of a mark of sham?
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
At the low levels, yes. Very low billing rates, halfass lawy...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
$100k is market or close in some cities for example, detr...
adventurous out-of-control area generalized bond
  09/07/10
yeah obviously it matters on the market, but there is probab...
hairless state pisswyrm
  09/07/10
http://www.elsblog.org/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncatego...
yapping khaki whorehouse
  09/07/10
I think shitlaw is defined by QoL and pay mostly.
vibrant cumskin
  09/07/10
Shitlaw would be insurance defense or some shit that pays $4...
Amber Bateful Affirmative Action
  09/07/10
apparently it makes you likely to stiff a check
Irate Learning Disabled Private Investor
  09/07/10
ITT: kids that struck out at OCI conclude that those grape...
Garnet mind-boggling gaming laptop
  09/07/10
so true man everyone knows the only way to achieve happiness...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
you don't need to convince me man. all those kids with thei...
Garnet mind-boggling gaming laptop
  09/07/10
Many's the day when me and the other retired multimillionair...
Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky
  09/07/10
Those halycon days of well done steaks and rubber soles.
crusty base international law enforcement agency
  09/07/10
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ivory black woman jewess
  09/07/10
:(
Hyperventilating adulterous striped hyena goal in life
  09/08/10


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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:32 PM
Author: henna contagious ape

What's so bad about it? You have clients, you litigate cases. If you're not focused on prestige, is a personal injury lawyer's work so much worse than anything in BigLaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986518)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:36 PM
Author: Violet field

Why wouldn't you focus on prestige? I know a skadden associate whose prestige gets him everything. Sure, payments on his 250k debt burden eat up most of his salary, but that's no matter. Just yesterday, he bought a beautiful apartment with a view of the park, purchased with nothing but pure prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986538)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed national partner

What does debt have to do with anything? Is there some kind of loan repayment program for those who choose smalllaw over BIGLAW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986609)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

- Salaries in small law has continually declined over the last three decades.

- all the risk is on the attorney unlike BIGLAW, FEDLAW, or even state/local law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986543)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:38 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

What do you mean by all of the risk is on the attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986551)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:40 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

Risk may have been a poor way of wording it as I was mostly talking about financial livelihood. You eat what you kill in small law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986565)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:42 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

Yes exactly. So you may have a 110k year followed by a 35k year. Sucks imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986573)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: motley crackhouse

"a personal injury lawyer's work so much worse than anything in BigLaw?"

I don't know about personal injury, but it sucks to work on cases where the client bitches about every nickel spent and then doesn't want to pay because their shitcase is only worth $15,000 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989320)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 5:37 AM
Author: Big-titted theater ladyboy

i imagine partners deal with the same thing at biglaw firms, except their clients are actually sophisticated enough to refuse payment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15993685)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 10:18 AM
Author: dead titillating locus

you think some poor bitching about a lawyer bill isn't 'sophisticated' enough to refuse paying it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15994015)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 7:59 PM
Author: lime alpha step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15998011)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 9:20 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

Wow, yer an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15998794)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua heaven

This is the most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world. Of course we're focused on prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986523)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Shimmering mewling temple

good personal injury lawyers make BANK. it's hard to be good though. requires a certain kind of personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986528)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:36 PM
Author: henna contagious ape

Flamboyant and outgoing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986540)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:38 PM
Author: Shimmering mewling temple

pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986544)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed national partner

Most PI shops seem to operate on volume, deriving most of their revenue from fairly modest settlements. The key to that kind of business seems to be generating the volume, whether through advertising or aggressive networking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986671)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Pontificating Chapel

It's actually easy to be good. All you need a 7 figure advertising budget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987451)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Irate Learning Disabled Private Investor

MFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988073)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

And of course, where does the money come from for the heavy advertising budget? From good work on big cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989165)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Pontificating Chapel

Being born into it helps. Probably over half the major PI firms today are in their second or third generation now. Most of the asbestos firms that advertise on TV have been around since the early 60's. You will likely never get to be that big. The plaintiff's boom ended 20 years ago.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989263)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Appetizing nudist school cafeteria party of the first part

decades of carefully executed flame by big firms and law schools has convinced prestige-obsessed aspies that working for 3 years @ 160k and then flaming out is more prestigious and desirable than a healthy, sustainable career trajectory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986541)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:22 PM
Author: Orange alcoholic den sandwich

i think it's more the repeated drudgery of pestering defendants day in and day out for settlements on questionable "soft tissue injury" claims fabricated by sleazy attorney/doctor joint ventures, generally representing unsophisticated clients with bad motivations, and the shitty used-car-salesman advertising and tactics employed by these types.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986839)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

Of course, because never in the history of PI has an attorney ever operated a shop representing people who were ACTUALLY INJURED.

Because naturally, if their claim was real the Insurance Company would have given them a fair and accurate settlement before litigation ever started.

Horrible ID trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987055)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Lavender Set

uh, his assessment is pretty accurate. for every solid case in PI there are at least 10 stinkers, and because most PI shops operate on volume, you will be handling a lot of these idiots cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987373)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

So don't pester the defendants or their carriers. File suit and then let them try to pester you. That's partly why we went to law school, right--to stand up for others?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989259)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 8:47 AM
Author: Orange alcoholic den sandwich

I see my post went completely over your head. To be fair, not that surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15993774)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

How so? How did it go over my head? And why not surprised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15997999)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

titMFcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987058)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 6:53 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

"healthy, sustainable career trajectory"

Credited.

It's just hard for people to look at more years of struggle post-law school before they get to where they can do real legal work well. I think when people graduate they think, "Okay, I've put in my time and worked hard--I'm ready for the fat pay for a few years," when instead, the model now is closer to, "Okay, now let me learn about real practice--that lousy pay at the local law office sucks but I will be networking hard and learning how to be a good lawyer during this time." If you went to a T14 law school, and if you recognize that learning how to be a lawyer is a lifelong affair, and if you continue to study and take classes on advocacy, etc. as a so-called shitlawyer, chances are you will ultimately pawn the shit out of other attorneys who stopped working so hard after law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989214)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:38 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

People here denigrate shitlaw because of what happens to most attorneys. A ton of shitlaw kids end up making 40-60k with their shitty solo or small law practice. Normally, this isn't too bad.

Here are the problems:

1. You put in 7 years to make the same or less as your undergrad or highschool buddies who are now in business.

2. You probably paid over 100k to obtain your training, but your salary doesn't reflect that

3. The hours can be just as bad as biglaw, but for half the pay.

Basically, shitlaw is shit because the lifestyle is pretty shit. You end up wondering why you even chose to go into law as you watch your buddies live the good life while you repay your crushing debt with your 55 hour a week job.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986546)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:40 PM
Author: henna contagious ape

Assuming you don't make BigLaw partner, isn't there more trajectory in shitlaw than BigLaw? If you're good, you can potentially control your hours and do well.

What about commissions at the shitlaw level?

I feel like, with the right personality and ambition, you could make it work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986563)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:41 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

Right, but the market is saturated. It's something analogous to starting a business- most fail in 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986570)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:42 PM
Author: henna contagious ape

Are you sure that the market is saturated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986575)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:44 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

Well, you're going to fight against 1. New grads 2. Established law firms

There is a reason why the average attorney makes only 40-60k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986589)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:48 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

Let's remember the stress of SMALLLAW due to the temperament of the average law student. Most went to law school because they are risk adverse by nature, and now they have to run their own business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986618)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:46 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

SMALLLAW is saturated to the teeth due to the TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986604)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:47 PM
Author: henna contagious ape

Then put them out of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986613)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

I would love to put them out of business if you're talking about TTT schools. TTT are bad for everyone, including those who attend them.

If you're talking about TTT grads, each year a new wave comes in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986623)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

Actually, if you look at small law firms with 10-20 attorneys, the equity partners are usually dudes from the top law schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986631)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

While still disproportionately represented, I'm not sure most of them being from top national law schools is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986645)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:42 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

BIGLAW has decent exit options for in-house, and BIGFED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986572)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:01 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

You could make it work. Just recognize that you've got to struggle for a few years while you learn the trade. Sucks, sure, but you'll be the better atty for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989280)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready plaza

Sadly, this is very credited...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986817)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:38 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

150k shitlaw out of LS doesn't happen, they start at around 60k or less. Journals editor 10%'ers from HYS don't take shitlaw jobs, hence it is not prestigious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986550)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic reading party

they dont take shitlaw jobs *because* theyre not prestigious. Journal gunners all over the nation would compete for a job licking donkey asshole if it required top 10% + HYS and had good exit options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986579)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

Arguably the top of shitlaw makes as much money, if not more, than any other kind of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986630)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: 180 Blood Rage Patrolman

so do the top basketball players.

nonetheless, most people who play basketball never make it to that level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986666)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

+ 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986674)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

This is true. Shitlaw is a fucking jungle, and only a few really kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986699)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: hateful fanboi twinkling uncleanness

I think it's the same for any sort of business-related job. Most entrepreneurs don't make a lot of money, but the very top end up becoming billionaires, something not available in a risk-averse job field such as law. Most company workers don't make that much money either, but a few are able to rise to the top and become CEOs. However, becoming good at shitlaw takes a lot different skills than found in the average law student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986737)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

Perhaps, but being very successful at the small firm "shitlaw" level is relatively common compared to your everyday entrepreneur. It's not a foregone conclusion that starting a small firm will lead to riches, but with hard work and luck it's certianly not uncommon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986800)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: deep beady-eyed institution

do you curse a lot IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986850)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986877)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:06 PM
Author: deep beady-eyed institution

what is your favorite curse word?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987073)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Comical pink knife property

Comparative Negligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987621)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:54 PM
Author: spectacular puce halford main people

60K? More like 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987389)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: Gay talented meetinghouse

your stupidity is limitless. you honestly have absolutely no idea why people bash shitlaw on this site? really? are you that amazingly retarded? i'm sorry, but i refuse to believe that. stupidity of that magnitude simply doesn't exist on this planet. nope. it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986661)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:00 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

It seems fairly obvious why people rip shitlaw and it isn't the prestige. No one kills posters for admitting they work at TTT agencies, even though many do mindless work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986685)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Gay talented meetinghouse

oh, so you're dumb as well. literally the only thing this "most prestigious law school board in the universe" cares about is "prestige" in law, yet you're saying we magically and randomly carve out an exception for shitlaw.

seriously though. do you people even think about what you're saying before you say it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986693)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:03 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

pre-ITE this was true, not anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986706)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:10 PM
Author: Gay talented meetinghouse

i sometimes see stupidity on this site that is so transparent that the only explanation is that it's flame.

but then there are times where the stupidity is just so sincere and pure, and quite obviously not flame. this is one of those times.

shitlaw always has been and always be denigrated here, and "ITE" has nothing to do with that. please leave this site forever and stop saying shit that's so obviously and ridiculously stupid. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986757)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:07 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

Wow, you are a dick.

Nothing you said makes any sense.

Please stfu or at least diaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987074)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:00 PM
Author: Fluffy library

Pays no $, dawg. If it paid well, it wouldn't be "shitlaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986682)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:03 PM
Author: 180 Blood Rage Patrolman

wasn't the board's original definition of shitlaw that you worked in small-law in a shitty town like compton or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986701)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:08 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

How long has this board been around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986744)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:03 PM
Author: mischievous genital piercing

Because prestige keeps you warm at night tard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15986702)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 1:47 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

completely ignoring prestige:

shitlaw "partners" live off of the blood of associates just like biglaw and work them just as hard - the difference is there is no market expectation so you see shitlaw associates being paid $40K which is less than they would be making 3-4 years out of college of even high school. The rote filling out of insurance forms is monkey work and unlike biglaw, clients dont expect associates doing such monkey work to have degrees from somewhere in the top 3 tiers.

The shitlaw market is saturated in most cities. in order to stand out and survive you need to "hustle". all the sales people on this board think this is great, but in lawyer terms it means being an unethical, subhuman prick most of the time. The stereotype for the shithead lawyer does not come from biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987007)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

"The shitlaw market is saturated in most cities. in order to stand out and survive you need to "hustle". all the sales people on this board think this is great, but in lawyer terms it means being an unethical, subhuman prick most of the time. The stereotype for the shithead lawyer does not come from biglaw."

This is where you are wrong.

Hustle =! unethical or even disingenuous behavior. I have observed countless solos and small firms that have successfully managed their business without breaching any ethical boundaries or treating opposing counsel or clients like pieces of shit.

Do they make $1M PPP? No, but some do come close. Even the shops that don't take on 6 fig Trucker or MedMal cases still have a better QoL than a lot of BIGLAW grunts because they control their own hours and at the end of the day they are WORKING FOR THEMSELVES.

There is a huge difference between working 60hrs a week just to make a Partner happy, and then working 60hrs a week to maintain/build your own business.

"But most shitlaw firms fail in 5 years"

That is so far from the truth it's not even funny. I don't have the link, but there was an ABA study that found over 50% of lawyers practice in solo or smalllaw shops.

But then again, there is a large contingency of posters on this site that have no personality and have never had to build a reputation based upon their own integrity and not the ranking of their school/firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987115)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:16 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

not sure where you found this 5 years quote.

and again we are talking about shit law from the perspective of associates coming in and being expected to bill 2100 hours for $45K a year.

You dont just graduate from law school and start making 6 figures running your own shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987140)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

I would never claim that is a realistic possibility.

However, this board paints a broad brush over small/solo shops regardless of how many years the practicioner had.

Is it stupid to open your own shop straight out of school?

Of course, you are asking to get MALPRACTICEPWN'd.

However, are you a shit-tactular attorney just because you run your own shop or because you are a part of a small 10-20 firm?

No. I'm saying that shitlaw is not an appropriate monkier for all small shops.

However, if you do malpractice lawsuits against other lawyers, then there is probably a place in hell reserved for your kind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987182)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:30 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

well if you notice my OP is reserved for shitlaw, not 20 person firms that do complex litigation and hire good associates and pay them $105K per year.

If you pay a lawyer $50K or less you are shitlaw and you are probably doing DUI defense, slip and fall litigation or insurance defense. Those markets are sufficiently saturated and competitive that you need to be a fucking prick to distinguish yourself unless you have contacts coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987217)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

i think you're talking about small law/boutiques. there is no "opposing counsel" in shitlaw.

shitlaw = charging $3-4k for immigration asylum case and then showing up in court where the judge asks them if they've filled out the proper forms and the lawyer fumbles around and says "no i haven't" and asks for an extension of time and the client thinks he's actually being an advocate for them (since the client doesn't speak english).

that is what i saw happening in 95% of the cases when i went to immigration court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987200)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

What you are describing is just a shitty lawyer.

I think this board is judging shitlaw based upon a certain numerical value in compensation, not the integrity or diligence of the particular advocate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987917)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

but the nature of shitlaw work doesn't incentivize the shitlaw lawyers to be good. it's not a coincidence that shitlaw is composed of mostly shitty lawyers who don't have much integrity or skills and spend most of their time getting people in the door.

their clients tend to be one-off (unless you're a repeat DUI'er or you try to get your whole family asylum) and since so much of the work is fixed fee, if their ass gets deported back to panama, you still keep the retainer fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987978)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

You are right. That type of law really doesn't encourage the lawyer to do a better job since his goal is to increase volume.

In that case, it would be shitlaw IF the lawyer is just a shitty lawyer who is only focused on $$$ and not quality of work.

But then again . . .that could apply to a lot of other fields of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988017)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:14 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

A very tiny % of shitlawyers are immigration though. Criminal defense is the most common, followed by ID and PI. At the same time I'm sure there are top notch immigration law firms, just like there are top ID and PI firms. Shitlaw isn't a practice area it's a state of mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988029)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

you are right, it's not a practice area, but the top-notch places are few and far in btwn due to the mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988100)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring queen of the night volcanic crater

Yes. And perhaps yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989310)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage

what are "insurance forms"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15989058)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

Well-deserved, no doubt. It wouldn't be called shitlaw if it wasn't shitty.

What's interesting to me that, in the past year or so, the board has actually started to distinguish between smallaw and shitlaw. There are many small firms with top quality attorneys doing interesting work and charging high rates - the kinds of small firms T14 grads are joining aren't the ones chasing after $5,000 'soft injury' PI claims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987077)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

I think the clear difference is whether you pay your associates closer to $100K or $30K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987103)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:18 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

Sounds right. But admit it - four years ago you'd have called a $100K salary "shitlaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987156)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

not me. I always said that $100K is the difference between small law or a boutique or shitlaw.

I think realistically that number should be $80-90K in some markets now. In real shitlaw they almost never pay associates over $50K because they dont need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987165)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

They don't pay associates over $50K because they don't care about quality and they don't care about turnover. There's a plaintiff firm here that is notorious for constantly running an ad for new associates, because they will always need new ones to replace the ones who are quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987189)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: Lavender Set

exactly right. the work product at these firms is atrocious, and the partners don't care. they only care that their clients have had their medical & property dmg documented & that the case is on-track for trial so they can work a settlement effectively.

the associates at these firms are more like paralegals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987444)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

Is it just because the associates are incompetent or that they just gave up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987671)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

they just give up.

this one guy i know who graduated top 40% at fordham worked at an ID firm in NJ where he had a 2300 billable requirement and made $45k/year. the work was terrible, the lifestyle's terrible. there was just no upside. it was a 3-person partnership of 2 guido brothers and their cousin and no chance they'd ever add any new partner, so you're stuck doing shit work for life for no money if you work there long term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987699)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

But those partners are doing it right. Even if they have to write off 50% of the hours as trash, they have to be banking 100k per associate they employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987717)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

they are making way more than $100k per associate. they're not billing out these associates at all to clients but the associates do 95% of the work.

if you want $$$, become a successful shitlaw partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987748)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

Yeah, sure. But it's already been said that they probably use shady/ unethical methods to hustle for work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987765)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

sure, that's why lots of poeple can't become successful shitlaw lawyers. i just don't think i can stomach being in that sort of field.

i actually think the way to go for good money and higher end work is be a good plaintiff's firm. you get ridic atty's fees b/c the companies always want to settle and the settlements are usually in the $3-5M range (including attys fees).

we just settled a case where we paid $500k in attys fees to a 2-person plaintiff's firm for not that much work on their end on consumer fraud class action. thus far, we'd billed about $800-900k to the case but obviously i don't see any of that money whereas they probably net a good chunk of the $500k. they have probably 30 of these cases pending at any given time and they work 9-5 (any time i try calling at 5:30, they're already gone). let's say only 5 settles per year at around $200-500k in fees per case (some settle at >$500k). that still nets a ton. quite lucrative.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987832)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:17 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

I believe that your firm selected that smaller Plaintiff firm based upon their reputation of doing good quality work.

I think the big difference between smalllaw and shitlaw is quality of work and integrity of the Partners in the firm.

Would your firm still send work to that Plaintiff Firm if they paid their associates $50k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988062)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

I hope he left the law. Someone who graduate top 40 at Fordham is intelligent enough that he should be able to get a job elsewhere that pays more or at the very least has better QOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987827)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Hell

yeah doing ID also blacklisted him from any respectable legal work, so he is now doing family business-type stuff running an online jewelry shop set up by his uncle.

the sad thing is he paid sticker for fordham so he has almost $200k of debt and nothing to show for it. it's a shame because he's a smart dood. the only difference btwn me and him is about 5-6 pts on the LSAT and going to a crappier ugrad (rutgers) but the difference in how our careers turned out is way more drastic than our stats would suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987880)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

is ID that much of a mark of sham?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988075)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

At the low levels, yes. Very low billing rates, halfass lawyering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988110)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous out-of-control area generalized bond

$100k is market or close in some cities

for example, detroit market is basically $100-110k. i think there's one "local" firm that starts at $120k and a few small v100 offices that pay $145k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987274)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: hairless state pisswyrm

yeah obviously it matters on the market, but there is probably less of a demand for complex legal work in detroit and so you see a disproportionately high amount of shitlaw there.

in any case it's probably not a even distribution. few quality small firms pay less than $80K and almost no shitlaw places pay more than $55K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987284)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:30 PM
Author: yapping khaki whorehouse

http://www.elsblog.org/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/16/nalp_2006.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 2:46 PM
Author: vibrant cumskin

I think shitlaw is defined by QoL and pay mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987327)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: Amber Bateful Affirmative Action

Shitlaw would be insurance defense or some shit that pays $40K a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15987825)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Irate Learning Disabled Private Investor

apparently it makes you likely to stiff a check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988076)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:40 PM
Author: Garnet mind-boggling gaming laptop

ITT: kids that struck out at OCI conclude that those grapes were sour anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988275)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

so true man everyone knows the only way to achieve happiness is to get a large number of "callbacks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988293)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:44 PM
Author: Garnet mind-boggling gaming laptop

you don't need to convince me man. all those kids with their fancy "BIGLAW" jobs are going to be fucking miserable. they're all douche bags anyway, am i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988306)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 4:45 PM
Author: Mauve Glittery Juggernaut Becky

Many's the day when me and the other retired multimillionaire BIGLAW partners sit around the old folks home and talk about how we "pwned" at OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15988313)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: crusty base international law enforcement agency

Those halycon days of well done steaks and rubber soles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15991485)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: ivory black woman jewess

133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15991438)



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Date: September 8th, 2010 8:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating adulterous striped hyena goal in life

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1416859&forum_id=2#15993764)