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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
cerebral rigpig
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Mildly autistic contagious center codepig
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Tripping electric field
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Dull karate
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Big casino
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Green national
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
nofapping ticket booth partner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
provocative elite locus
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
smoky startled community account macaca
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Yapping antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Aquamarine Fragrant Indian Lodge
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Multi-colored pale deer antler pit
  06/30/25
cr
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
smoky startled community account macaca
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Doobsian Sapphire Milk
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Multi-colored pale deer antler pit
  06/30/25
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adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker
  07/01/25
*bussy
vigorous scarlet bbw
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Green national
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Stimulating cruise ship giraffe
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Exhilarant hospital
  06/30/25
fuck
Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Stimulating cruise ship giraffe
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
cerebral rigpig
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Doobsian Sapphire Milk
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
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floppy cyan hominid base
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
violent concupiscible area keepsake machete
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
jade underhanded water buffalo space
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Histrionic Chartreuse Crotch Place Of Business
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
jade underhanded water buffalo space
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
jade underhanded water buffalo space
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Know-it-all genital piercing trust fund
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vivacious parlor brethren
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church
  06/30/25
tcr
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
just jump
Motley soggy chad
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
...
cruel-hearted territorial faggot firefighter friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Pearly locale rigor
  06/30/25
wow
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
ruby wild kitchen scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
JFC man
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
provocative elite locus
  06/30/25
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Motley soggy chad
  06/30/25
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Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
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Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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wine site preventive strike
  06/30/25
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crawly light theatre
  06/30/25
...
Vivacious parlor brethren
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
violent concupiscible area keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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black abode blood rage
  07/01/25
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adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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primrose dilemma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
sooty forum
  07/01/25
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pink wonderful church building roommate
  07/01/25
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Tripping electric field
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Big casino
  06/30/25
bro
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
...
lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church
  06/30/25
lol
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
...
charcoal galvanic stead
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Comical high-end dopamine boltzmann
  06/30/25
jfc
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
smoky startled community account macaca
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
wine site preventive strike
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
crawly light theatre
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Comical high-end dopamine boltzmann
  07/01/25
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Histrionic Chartreuse Crotch Place Of Business
  07/01/25
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crawly light theatre
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
pink wonderful church building roommate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
khaki excitant menage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Doobsian Sapphire Milk
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Haunting bonkers hell new version
  06/30/25
...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/01/25
...
Slate persian business firm
  07/01/25
lol
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
...
Motley soggy chad
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Boyish Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Milky jet-lagged parlour
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
erotic cracking sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
flushed factory reset button dingle berry
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Abnormal turquoise school cafeteria
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Slate persian business firm
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
appetizing ocher reading party temple
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
heady azure native police squad
  07/01/25
...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker
  07/01/25
😟
Idiotic ebony fat ankles
  07/01/25
...
Crystalline vengeful corner ratface
  07/01/25
holy shit
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Slate persian business firm
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Swashbuckling rusted becky mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
pink wonderful church building roommate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Green national
  07/01/25
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ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
pink wonderful church building roommate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
pink wonderful church building roommate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Pearly locale rigor
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Green national
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Canary free-loading ceo
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
violent stag film
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/06/25
...
Pearly locale rigor
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
odious love of her life
  07/06/25
...
crawly light theatre
  07/06/25
lol
heady azure native police squad
  07/07/25
wow
ivory supple hunting ground nursing home
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cerebral rigpig

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mildly autistic contagious center codepig

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Tripping electric field

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Dull karate

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Big casino

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Green national

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: nofapping ticket booth partner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: provocative elite locus

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: smoky startled community account macaca

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Yapping antidepressant drug

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Fragrant Indian Lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored pale deer antler pit

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: smoky startled community account macaca

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Sapphire Milk

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored pale deer antler pit

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: vigorous scarlet bbw

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Green national

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship giraffe

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Stimulating cruise ship giraffe

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cerebral rigpig

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Doobsian Sapphire Milk

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: floppy cyan hominid base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: violent concupiscible area keepsake machete

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: jade underhanded water buffalo space

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Chartreuse Crotch Place Of Business

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: jade underhanded water buffalo space

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: jade underhanded water buffalo space

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all genital piercing trust fund

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vivacious parlor brethren

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Motley soggy chad

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted territorial faggot firefighter friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Pearly locale rigor

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: ruby wild kitchen scourge upon the earth

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: provocative elite locus

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Motley soggy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic bistre public bath fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: wine site preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: crawly light theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vivacious parlor brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: violent concupiscible area keepsake machete

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: black abode blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: primrose dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sooty forum

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: pink wonderful church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Tripping electric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Big casino

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: lilac at-the-ready idea he suggested church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: charcoal galvanic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Comical high-end dopamine boltzmann

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: smoky startled community account macaca

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wine site preventive strike

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crawly light theatre

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Comical high-end dopamine boltzmann

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Chartreuse Crotch Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crawly light theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: pink wonderful church building roommate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: khaki excitant menage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian Sapphire Milk

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Haunting bonkers hell new version

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Slate persian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Motley soggy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Boyish Step-uncle's House

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Milky jet-lagged parlour

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: erotic cracking sneaky criminal

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: flushed factory reset button dingle berry

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Abnormal turquoise school cafeteria

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Slate persian business firm

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: appetizing ocher reading party temple

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Idiotic ebony fat ankles

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Crystalline vengeful corner ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Slate persian business firm

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted becky mad cow disease

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: pink wonderful church building roommate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Green national

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: pink wonderful church building roommate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: pink wonderful church building roommate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Pearly locale rigor

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Green national

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Canary free-loading ceo

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: adventurous alcoholic half-breed candlestick maker

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: violent stag film

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Pearly locale rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: odious love of her life

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: crawly light theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: heady azure native police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ivory supple hunting ground nursing home

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)