Date: October 28th, 2026 6:11 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
So I settled most of my divorce. There are a few small issues but basically its all done. I ended up with about 30 million NW and 100% of the firm. I don't count my cars, books, or watches in my NW. I still havent taken any pay yet for 2026, which will be substantial. At the rate I'll earn money I should be back to my predivorce NW by the end of next year and I think 100 million in a few years isn't much of a stretch.
I broke up with my 25 year old GF 3 months ago (after about 3 years) and now I'm dating my kids swimming coach who is a 28 year old cutie, 5'7, good number of tats, killer body, and she is just overall super fun. We had known each other 4 years and I always thought she was cute but then we matched on Tinder a month ago and hit it off. It was pretty cool because on our first date she told me she had a dream 2 years ago about having a threesome with me and my ex wife and she has dated women before. This is what she looks like: https://imgur.com/a/NrgzyKQ
I've gotten more into cars and I have a small collection now that includes a Pista, GT2RS, 67 Shelby Restomod, McLaren Artura PPFed in Miami blue and I'm about to buy a 765LT. I actually had a 765LT that was ECU tuned but the engine caught on fire the first day when a piston cracked and I returned it. I am also thinking about buying a Senna next year once I get paid a bit more. Nick Rowley was talking to me about maybe buying a warehouse to store our cars somewhere in the valley. He has a sick car collection too.
I've been collecting rare books too. I have a sick collection including Count of Monte Cristo, Gullivers Travels, The Hobbit, Tom Sawyer, etc. My collection is probably worth close to 1 million. It's been a super fun hobby and I've made a lot of interesting connections from it.
The firm is growing like crazy. We are about 30% larger than a year ago and I am almost up to 60 employees now. We are signing up 180-200 clients per month. We just got 2k/sq ft more in office space which takes up to about 9k sq/ft. We also just got a pool table in the office and I'm taking lessons.
The kids are doing great. We are going to NYC in 2 weeks for a meet up with Graham Stephan and my networking group. They are super happy, love being with me a lot more than my ex wife, and my son and I have been bonding over cars. We do a lot of car shows together and go on lots of night drives with all my friends together. My daughter and I have been painting a lot and we do art projects together every week.
I got a white lab puppy. She is 19 weeks old and should end up being about 75lbs. Its really nice to have a dog again. The kids love her to death!
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:38 AM Author: The Penis
I used to have tons of stuff but I sold it all. Was big on modern cohibas but they are outrageously expensive now. But I always used to have a few boxes of lanceros, coronas especiales, various siglos and robustos. Trinidad was 180 too. Was big on regional editions because they had the niche marcas that discontinued all their good vitolas, but these could sometimes be hit or miss. Early 2000s la gloria cubana was also 180, and 90s upmann. Lots of other stuff too. RASS were 180 when you got a good cabinet especially the 50s. Bolivar Bellicosos Finos too. Pretty much all of the major cuban marcas are 180 though, but quality can differ wildly from box to box, because it's a highly hand crafted product.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: David Sanborn
180000000000000 I think it was Mary Janes that I brought home from Montreal that were 180 as furk. Do you smoke with friends s, or purely in the confines of your own abode?
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: The Penis
Haven't smoked any in a few years. Used to either smoke outside or at cigar bars. I ended up falling out of the hobby though. Maybe someday I'll get back in. Price of habanos is skyrocketing though brother, they all in on dat HONG KONG market.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))
None of this is good for the kids. I’d say he should wait a year to introduce his kids to the new girl but of course they already know her. Very messy.
Date: October 28th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
My daughter was really sad about the 25 year old. It didn't work out because she had BPD and was really avoidant. She had jealousy issues that were really bad and it just put too much stress on the relationship. I really loved her and it was fun, but the ups and downs were too crazy for me.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:05 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ()
You’d never been with a BPD woman before? Inshallah that your ready access to alternative supplies of high-quality sex kept her from setting the hooks in too deep
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: Carl Jung
When people feel the need to forcefully tell others online about how much they ackshully love their objectively horrific life at 3am on a weekday it's usually because they're better than you and succeeded in finding a fulfilling life not despite divorce, breakup and a robustly unethical professional life, but because of it. You're just jealous.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐)
I am pretty jealous of anyone who can maintain a coke habit. Always made my nose itch and sneeze like crazy for days after. I'm just not cut out for it. We all have our burdens I guess.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))
He doesn’t come off as a cocaine user/addict and I’m obviously an authority on the subject. He seems to have a perverse need for validation, which he tries to mask behind sarcasm and “running schtick”(but it’s clearly legitimate). He could have a very fulfilling life but would probably have to do therapy or drink ayhuasca or whatever. I hope he figures it out.
Date: October 28th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: The Penis
Haven't done it in years myself, but wouldn't mind doing it another few times in my life. I was completely sober from any substances for years, but been binge drinking from time to time this past year. Thinking of going sober again.
Date: October 28th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
I was close to pulling the trigger on a $400k private jet share myself mostly for use as a means to fly out my 20ish person extended family for our annual Passover family vacation but $400k doesn’t get you a plane that can handle 20. Every Passover my father-in-law who is otherwise a cheap bastard blows a solid quarter million or more flying everyone out to some resort for the entire holiday on his dime. Always a 180 experience.
I work in a warehouse atm and support my mom who doesnt work, non lawyer, 5k to clear my one and only cc would free me from a huge debt spiral. sincerely, if its not too much trouble
got an account here in 2017 thanks to rach amnesty. just struggling
Date: October 28th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))
if i had his money, i'd give you the $5k. he absolutely will not. he probably loves the fact that he could give you life-changing money wiithout noticing it's gone but won't.
i have just under £4800 on the balance that paid for a new toilet to stop it flushing into the ceiling & decontamination from a sewage leak i posted about
getting a 1% pay rise this year counting 3.5 inflation.
i’m not above begging at this point, i just wish i could cut up this card and never have another cc. rather be dead broke than have one again
So you torpedoed your marriage, dropped 8 figs and have your kids growing up in a broken home all because you wanted to fuck some gross tattoo slutbag? Seems worth it and sounds like you are doing awesome.
I broke up with the 25 year old because she had BPD and was severly avoidant. She just became insanely jealous to the point it was debilitating. We were both really in love but for example I couldn't even go to a store without her flipping out because a cute girl worked there.
Date: October 28th, 2026 8:30 AM Author: my man tp
Your kids love both parents and have suffered very real trauma as a result of their family falling apart. They aren't keeping score and neither should you. All they want is to see their parents be nice to each other. The fact that you claim to know that your kids prefer you to her means you are already either having inappropriate conversations with them or have created an environment where the kids are rewarded for saying negative things about their mother. Either way it's abuse and manipulation.
I am the child of an incredibly nasty divorce when I was much younger than CSLG’s kids. I wasn’t just exposed to negative talk about the other parent, I was physically moved across the country and forced to live with whatever strange and abusive man was être la coqueluche du moment, losing my siblings along the way.
It's a terrible thing when the boat is put asunder. One might think of the vortex swallowing the mighty Pequod, burping up the errant bit of flotsam like Queequeg's coffin, but what I think about, what I truly felt, was the frantic foot of someone else kicking me down, holding me under the surface, for years and years.
When I first met CSLG, it was like meeting someone who knew me, who saw right through the window and sensed the well-scrubbed hustling rube and cast disapproving doubt on all those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars baking in the hot August sun.
Date: October 28th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: titus chicken
What you’re doing to your kids is disgusting. Bad enough how you treated your wife like shit and she left you but now you’re fucking around with their coach?
If this is even true, I suggest you seek mental help immediately. I know you’re depressed, but you’re doing real long term damage to your kids.
I told you years ago when you were bragging about how great your marriage was that you seemed depressed and needed serious mental help. Your kids are getting old enough that it’s going to be too late soon.
Date: October 28th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))
it's sad how this kind of mental illness gets passed down from generation to generation. my mom is a complete psycho fuckup, and sure enough so was i for a while. luckily i snapped out of it and became a normal person. i'm hoping that's broken the cycle and my kids aren't plagued with it.
many have pointed this out, but CSLG could benefit from intensive therapy and work on himself but he likely won't seek that kind of help. he'll just make threads like this where he's adopting a happy-go-lucky persona and tell himself that everything's great because he's rich.
Date: October 28th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
Ya, she is 5'7. I'm only like 1/2 inch taller than her. But those long legs are fucking amazing. She is an animal in the bedroom too. I can't tell you how happy I am.
Date: October 28th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
how did his NW manage to stay abt the same after divorce? he didnt have to give his bitch that much? the prenup worked? he said NW isnt counting this years income so its not cause he replaced his losses already
Date: October 28th, 2026 10:43 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
I ended up making 30 million last year, brother. And the market has been on fire. So I really ended up doing okay with the divorce. I think my NW is only like 5-10 million lower than it was predivorce.
at a bare minimum, it sounds like an astute estate planning device. The Trial Lawyers for Automotive History Museum of Canoga Park has such a nice ring to it.