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How Is Vance's Wife A 12th Year Associate At Munger?

scotus clerk and wife of a senator cant cop a service partne...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/15/24
Newsflash. Indians suck.
alcoholic glittery lay
  07/15/24
there's plenty of turd partners in biglaw. doesnt matter
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/15/24
Probably takes a ton of maternity leave and doesn't bill muc...
Outnumbered Blood Rage
  07/15/24
My guess is that she works when she wants to from home in Oh...
rusted den son of senegal
  07/15/24
Shut the fuck up, you disgusting overgrown lipid
Outnumbered Blood Rage
  07/15/24
Please respond to my titan poast.
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/15/24
Link? I stopped clicking your threads because you are be...
Outnumbered Blood Rage
  07/16/24
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555775&mc=7&am...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/16/24
You forgot the most obvious qualification: she is married to...
Floppy Theatre
  07/15/24
This is the type of person you want to make partner and who ...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/15/24
I’m guessing she didn’t really work.
Floppy Theatre
  07/15/24
Her Rolodex is more important than grinding hours.
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/15/24
it's about to happen probably
Carmine Telephone Candlestick Maker
  07/15/24
cr. i've seen firms keep people way, way less prestigious th...
Curious Frum Quadroon
  07/16/24
Right, and if they pay her equivalently, who cares what her ...
Erotic foreskin school cafeteria
  07/16/24
c'mon man. if she's a 12th year associate, they're not payin...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/16/24
it's a fake job like a lot of mom attorneys have. even if sh...
Curious Frum Quadroon
  07/16/24
jfc are u stupid. she's not some random mom attorney. she's ...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/16/24
that's what i said already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Curious Frum Quadroon
  07/16/24
><><NO BREAKFAST><><
haunting heaven
  07/16/24
just like poor Chuck at the RSF family firm
Wonderful unholy nursing home roast beef
  07/16/24
Given that she's the SCOTUS-clerk wife of a US Senator (only...
disrespectful chapel
  07/16/24
>having this type of person around the office does not ma...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/16/24
Yeah but (a) those ppl usually work (if we're talking ex-USA...
disrespectful chapel
  07/16/24
these ppl do more putting on a pretense of working than do a...
Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night
  07/16/24
Seems likely. Also lady vance not giving two fucks helps. ...
disrespectful chapel
  07/16/24


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Date: July 15th, 2024 5:22 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

scotus clerk and wife of a senator cant cop a service partner gig anywhere? did someone at munger promise if she sucked their did long enough with her curry mouth she'd make partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848645)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 5:26 PM
Author: alcoholic glittery lay

Newsflash. Indians suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848665)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

there's plenty of turd partners in biglaw. doesnt matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848677)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Outnumbered Blood Rage

Probably takes a ton of maternity leave and doesn't bill much, but provides decent work and is a turd woman so she helps with their diversity quota.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848833)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: rusted den son of senegal

My guess is that she works when she wants to from home in Ohio/DC and the Firm is okay with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848890)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Blood Rage

Shut the fuck up, you disgusting overgrown lipid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848903)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

Please respond to my titan poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848906)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Outnumbered Blood Rage

Link?

I stopped clicking your threads because you are being insanely neurotic about this for someone who squats a plate, and I've already told you to buy rogue, EliteFTS, or rep and you're trying to find reasons to ignore that.

Realistically, what you buy matters very little at that weight and you're paying for convenience. The rogue option will be most convenient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47850922)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555775&mc=7&forum_id=2

i took your advice and splurged on westside spacing which makes total sense for me bc safety is important and it's impossible to bench safely and get full ROM with wide hole spacing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851012)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

You forgot the most obvious qualification: she is married to a current US Senator, now future VP, who has been in the limelight and flirted with national political office for the better part of a decade. I think the firm made a smart bet that paid off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848920)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

This is the type of person you want to make partner and who has tons of BD potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848940)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Floppy Theatre

I’m guessing she didn’t really work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848950)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

Her Rolodex is more important than grinding hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848959)



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Date: July 15th, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Carmine Telephone Candlestick Maker

it's about to happen probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47848952)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Curious Frum Quadroon

cr. i've seen firms keep people way, way less prestigious than the wife of a us senator on the payroll purely for prestige/BD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47850927)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Erotic foreskin school cafeteria

Right, and if they pay her equivalently, who cares what her title is?

It's probably better for the firm and for Vance if she's not part of the partnership and just gets paid as an employee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851162)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

c'mon man. if she's a 12th year associate, they're not paying her partner-equivalent money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851167)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Curious Frum Quadroon

it's a fake job like a lot of mom attorneys have. even if she had the title and salary she'd be doing the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851220)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

jfc are u stupid. she's not some random mom attorney. she's the wife of a senator with a huge rolodex who is worth millions in BD. her worth to the firm isnt doing work. it's her rolodex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851297)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Curious Frum Quadroon

that's what i said already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&mc=23&forum_id=2#47850927

why are you sperging out on me so much this morning? the only difference between her job and a fake mom attorney is that she doesn't even have to pretend to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851344)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: haunting heaven

><><NO BREAKFAST><><

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47850940)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Wonderful unholy nursing home roast beef

just like poor Chuck at the RSF family firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851267)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: disrespectful chapel

Given that she's the SCOTUS-clerk wife of a US Senator (only comp I'm aware of is erin hawley), my guess is that she doesn't bill a ton, and a huge portion of what she does "bill" is non-revenue-generating quasi-public interest shit.

This type of person is certainly worth keeping around if she's just like "Imma keep doing this, or just go work for ADF/PLF, lemme know," but contrary to the beliefs of connectionless xoers from trash families, having this type of person around the office does not magically indirectly produce tons of revenue making it worth paying her a true partner salary.

If the question is why don't they just give her the title, (a) there are some long-term benefits to maintaining the integrity of your system; it impresses other mid-levels and senior associates and also keeps them from agitating for their own undeserved titles; and (b) point (a) notwithstanding, vance probably doesn't gaf about the title (she already has way more impressive ones), so the issue's never been pressed from her end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851276)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

>having this type of person around the office does not magically indirectly produce tons of revenue making it worth paying her a true partner salary.

flame. name and purported influence matters. u know damn well that any former US Attorney or high-level DOJ official can just waltz in and get a good partner gig at any biglaw firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47851310)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: disrespectful chapel

Yeah but (a) those ppl usually work (if we're talking ex-USAs) or at least put on the pretense of working (if we're talking ex-agency heads and other actually super-prestigious folks... I admit I've seen some marginal cases here); and (b) there's still some cultural/psychological reticence to credit ppl for their familial/spousal relationships to positions, vs. past positions of their own (which get treated as "merit").

I mean look bro, to be clear, it would make more sense if this chick were a partner. We know she is in fact not and are working out the most parsimonious explanation for why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47852686)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Sooty bateful business firm queen of the night

these ppl do more putting on a pretense of working than do actual work.

my best guess is that MTO is particularly snobby and more adherent to artificial rules than most firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47852704)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful chapel

Seems likely. Also lady vance not giving two fucks helps. ("How about an Of Counsel title?" "Yeah whatever but I don't want to have to change my email signature.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5556606&forum_id=2#47853053)