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Why can't LA firemen rig their hoses to the ocean?
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Date: January 9th, 2025 1:51 AM Author: cowjob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534734) |
Date: January 9th, 2025 4:39 AM Author: HITLER TEAM SIX city code requires all water used in the city to have certain levels of fluoride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534863) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 4:41 AM Author: the place where there is no darkness irish starved to death on an island surrounded by fish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534864) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Greetings very weird take from a turd
thanks to the rapaciousness of the english, the irish were too poor to afford salt to preserve the fish, and probably didn't have the boats to fish offshore |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 4:49 AM Author: evan39 In a recent study supervised by Mayor Bass, the Los Angeles Board of Environmental Health referred the matter to its subcommittee for Climate Change Action, an expert panel of climatologists, marine biologists, and local leaders in diversity, equity, and inclusion.
After a rigorous 18-month study, it was concluded that supplying fire hoses with ocean water would present an immediate as well as long-term threat to the delicate ecological balance found along the California coastline.
Mx. Shaneesha Jackson, chairperson of the panel that conducted the study, reported that diversity and particularly equity would be damaged by such a plan.
"Rather than placing these hoses into the ocean, we instead propose placing them up gay men's asses," Jackson said. "It will be cheaper and a lot more fun," they added.
http://latoday.com/breaking/news/why-no-fire-hoses-in-ocean-they-are-up-your-ass.htm |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 4:55 AM Author: Jizzy Gillespie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534874) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 4:57 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534877) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 6:27 AM Author: DrakeMallardxo (🦆) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534936) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 8:53 AM Author: giga weed (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535132) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: embers (No Future) The glory days of autoadmit are in the past, but they are also in the present--and, I believe, in the future as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535140) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535189) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 4:55 AM Author: Jizzy Gillespie Dat too much salt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534875) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 5:00 AM Author: Drunkard They can, but the fire is not close enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534881) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 6:35 AM Author: ADA-compliant Monkey Bars This. It's like, "Why can't all the fire trucks have twice the men and 10 miles of hoses."
Also love all the mouth breathers who were irate that during a period of unprecedented demand the water pressure was low.
Not that reality matters in these situations.
At least Bass is done here. |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 8:52 AM Author: hung stud The fire burned oceanfront houses in Malibu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535125) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: waldo jeffers how long do you think oil pipelines are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48536072) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 5:03 AM Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) some fish get into the lines and make the fire worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48534882) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: its under 100k again Fishy smell everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535144) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) you’d think the bulldyke leadership of the LAFD would want this so they could shift the blame for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48536041) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: """"''''''''' EPAH threw his kid's hose in that same ocean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535168) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: .,.,.,;,.,.,.,;,,... If the true heart of the city is threatened, they will go into an emergency contingency procedure and use what is known as the “Gordian Teliver” to do exactly this. The Gordian is a 30’ diameter hose forged sometime in the original Second Age of Los Angeles. It must be connected directly into the ocean so great is its spurtive capacity, and it requires more than a thousand men, a trained, elite corps, to operate. There is rumor that these men, the Fire Heaven, are already engaging in preparations on the city’s outskirts to activate the Teliver and deliver salvation to the fire besieged city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48535184) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: ''"'"''"" Because then it takes centuries to get all the salt out of the soil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48536065) |
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Date: January 9th, 2025 12:43 PM Author: waldo jeffers just burn the salt out when you’re done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661329&forum_id=2#48536083) |