They went to Ocean City Maryland for a bachelorette party. I told her not to go because there’s a fuckin nor’easter but they drove anyway.
Me and her got married a year ago. One of her best friends was getting married and they went for the weekend. I text her about how I can’t wait until she’s home so I can fuck her brains out.
She texts me “please PLEASE not today. I’m sore. Maybe by Wednesday lmao.”
I didn’t even know what to say. I didn’t write back for like two hours. She wrote back asking if she said something. I’m like yeah you idiot you’re telling me you’re sore from a bachelorette party.
Then she goes on to tell me she meant they did some yoga thing. My wife never did yoga but apparently it kicked her ass and she’s sore from it.