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Holy shit. I got a hooker pregnant

I've been fucking this cute escort bareback bi-weekly for th...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
u have a wife/gf?
beady-eyed quadroon halford
  05/28/15
Fuck no. I'm a 20yo waiter. Picked up a cute girl at subway ...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
just settle down with her man. make an honest woman out of h...
beady-eyed quadroon halford
  05/28/15
Serious? How the fuck am I gonna do that? I had so much life...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
ur still young. u need to choose the path of virtue right fu...
beady-eyed quadroon halford
  05/28/15
Why is it all so black and white? Deciding between murdering...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
...
heady red electric furnace
  05/28/15
180
Puce legend wrinkle
  03/03/16
you should marry her. she sounds like a whore with a golden ...
Boyish cuckoldry
  05/28/15
do you love each other
Canary scourge upon the earth
  05/28/15
I actually like her a lot and she acts really sweet despite ...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
this thread is romantic as fuck
Canary scourge upon the earth
  05/28/15
lmao
titillating gaped principal's office regret
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LMAOOOOOO
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Rough-skinned thirsty immigrant
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Peach tank boistinker
  09/21/15
this has romcum written all over it, get a script
Aromatic Toaster Crotch
  05/28/15
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Disturbing potus multi-billionaire
  05/28/15
U need maury breh
Arousing plum library
  05/28/15
Cr
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
23andme is pretty cheap, bro
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
lol...what did she think was going to happen? She must have ...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
Anyway I could murder her and get away with it?
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
no if it's yours and she's not getting an abortion, you s...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
Why? My family is going to LOL @ me with a terrible vengeanc...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
if you really want to pay child support and abandon your kid...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
I really wish they would disappear, honestly
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
do you love the bastard? already shopping for a crib, or wha...
Deranged bawdyhouse
  05/28/15
Do you think I'll be able to love whatever demon crawls from...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
...and so the story of life continues. what a beautiful stor...
Deranged bawdyhouse
  05/28/15
...
Hairless pea-brained masturbator deer antler
  05/31/15
meh. if you don't have much income, the courts can't demand...
vivacious indecent market faggotry
  05/28/15
Ty. Would be a shame if I end up as an ass-whore as a result...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
How did you get her to bareback? Extra cash?
irradiated international law enforcement agency
  05/28/15
She probably took a fancy to him. This sounds planned. (if n...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
Second time I saw her we were making out and it got really i...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
I was under the impression that people didn't usually make o...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
Only whore I've kissed. She's really sweet. 19 and ran away ...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
congrats! on the bright side, you'll still be in good sha...
Flickering Abode Jap
  05/28/15
most stories where the father abandons the child is that the...
Deranged bawdyhouse
  05/28/15
Cr. I'm doing his stupid ass a favor
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
yeah, he will become successful beyond his wildest dreams. i...
Deranged bawdyhouse
  05/28/15
180
heady red electric furnace
  05/28/15
Mommy's going to an abortionist to have your son's brain scr...
galvanic crimson tanning salon
  05/28/15
I sure hope so
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
(typical millennial)
galvanic crimson tanning salon
  05/28/15
*an xo poaster explodes from her torso*
Canary scourge upon the earth
  05/28/15
lol so underrated
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...
Canary scourge upon the earth
  05/28/15
Great flame but it should have been obvious at 20 yo waiter ...
Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry
  05/28/15
I fuckng wish this was flame lil breh
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
I'm not a genie but your wish is granted
Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry
  05/28/15
I literally spend half of my income on prostitutes. Pathetic...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
Shut up
Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry
  05/28/15
Eat a dick
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
Well now you're going to spend the other half on them too
Diverse Magical Stage Sex Offender
  05/28/15
...
Disturbing potus multi-billionaire
  05/28/15
180 highly underrated
titillating gaped principal's office regret
  05/28/15
Lol'ing hard right now
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Talented cuckold
  05/31/15
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Cream Lay Wagecucks
  05/31/15
lol
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  09/20/15
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razzle-dazzle brilliant stead ceo
  03/03/16
There are worse uses of one's income
Disturbing potus multi-billionaire
  05/28/15
Does whore even know your full name? Change phone numbers...
Nofapping Bateful Hell People Who Are Hurt
  05/28/15
She knows my first name and where I work. I can't just up an...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
Do what Saint Augustine did: kill her and then yourself.
big effete den
  05/28/15
Have her carry the child to term and put it up for adoption....
charismatic school
  05/28/15
There is only one honorable thing to do. And it's not this.
big effete den
  05/28/15
It's literally a win-win. Your genetic line continues, some ...
charismatic school
  05/28/15
TITOCR
provocative private investor
  05/31/15
why not just nut on her face? anyway, your boys can swim,...
ruby thriller boltzmann
  05/28/15
She honestly sounds really sweet and you come off like a mon...
abnormal exciting resort
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ruby thriller boltzmann
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Mfcr
cheese-eating piazza preventive strike
  09/21/15
LJL @ this bc of the poster
ruddy kitchen
  09/21/15
heh.
histrionic alpha
  05/28/15
Screen grab the text breh. Not that I don't believe you, jus...
Massive swashbuckling community account
  05/28/15
seems correct lol at naive fools treating whores as perso...
Multi-colored sapphire clown knife
  05/28/15
IF YO GAME IS ON GIVE ME A CALL BOO
Cerise fat ankles
  05/28/15
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honey-headed dilemma
  05/28/15
ROFL. 373628483626837
razzle office brethren
  05/29/15
This thread seems like op is someone trying to act like an x...
Passionate Brass Temple Patrolman
  05/28/15
many things in it seem imaginary
Multi-colored sapphire clown knife
  05/28/15
So much ridiculous about this flame. How much do you think w...
sienna startling candlestick maker police squad
  05/28/15
Nothing about this is flame or rediculous. 80 bucks is nothi...
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
I wish I had a hot 19 yo hooker who let me creampie her, tha...
Sticky amber corn cake lettuce
  05/28/15
*waiting for "this was flame btw" poast*
Curious shrine
  05/28/15
sometimes its fun 2 engage with flame even tho u know its fl...
beady-eyed quadroon halford
  05/28/15
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titillating gaped principal's office regret
  05/28/15
(flame enabler)
Disturbing potus multi-billionaire
  05/28/15
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sienna startling candlestick maker police squad
  05/28/15
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abnormal exciting resort
  05/29/15
scholarship
Canary scourge upon the earth
  05/31/15
Just out of curiosity why would you out with a hooker? That ...
titillating gaped principal's office regret
  05/28/15
Honestly? It feels good and I'm a fatalist
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
NOT FLAME
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/28/15
...
Big-titted mauve rigor
  05/29/15
Holy shit, he said not flame.
Flatulent box office coldplay fan
  05/29/15
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Alcoholic mint sandwich
  05/29/15
how much do you pay for sexx? marrying her could be cheaper
Razzmatazz overrated depressive
  05/28/15
you're a fool if your reply text wasn't "flame"
Emerald contagious gaming laptop
  05/29/15
what's his name?
smoky orchestra pit place of business
  05/29/15
lol
cordovan home dopamine
  05/29/15
odd flame
Stirring black location
  05/29/15
180
Flatulent box office coldplay fan
  05/29/15
Rape, I presume?
Multi-colored sapphire clown knife
  05/29/15
IM A FLAME GOD. TRIPPLE DIGITS NIGGERS
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/31/15
lol...no you aren't. It was pretty obvious this was flame si...
twisted white state
  05/31/15
or poast with a sudo. thanks for that 100 bump tho faggot
Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit
  05/31/15
Good job ITT. The title was a little over the top...also no...
orchid sick theater stage
  05/31/15
nah
Cream Lay Wagecucks
  05/31/15
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Hairless pea-brained masturbator deer antler
  05/31/15
fantastic flame. real talent here. I look forward to more ...
appetizing milk indirect expression
  05/31/15
room for growth, imo
Trip athletic conference address
  05/31/15
update, I know you are flaming us with the admitted flame pr...
titillating gaped principal's office regret
  06/09/15
Holy shit. Flame within flame? This OP is a real fucking fre...
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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I've been fucking this cute escort bareback bi-weekly for the past couple months. She texted me last night "pregnant boo and it can only be you"

Wtf? I never pull out and shes not on BC so IDK why I thought this wouldn't happen? Should I just kill myself or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980278)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon halford

u have a wife/gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980280)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Fuck no. I'm a 20yo waiter. Picked up a cute girl at subway yesterday--made out and got her number, but that's pointless now considering I have a fucking whoreson on the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980282)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon halford

just settle down with her man. make an honest woman out of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980285)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Serious? How the fuck am I gonna do that? I had so much life ahead of me brother...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980289)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon halford

ur still young. u need to choose the path of virtue right fuckin now. if u keep this shit up through ur late 20s u will be a fucking FREAK MONSTER like me and unable to live any sort of civilized life. take this as a sign from god and love that whore like ur own life depends on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980292)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Why is it all so black and white? Deciding between murdering her or embracing her for the rest of my life? Where's the gray?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980303)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:16 AM
Author: heady red electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Puce legend wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972381)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Boyish cuckoldry

you should marry her. she sounds like a whore with a golden heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980287)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:08 AM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth

do you love each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980281)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I actually like her a lot and she acts really sweet despite being a literal whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980286)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth

this thread is romantic as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980291)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: titillating gaped principal's office regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981318)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: unholy anal hissy fit whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981381)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: sienna startling candlestick maker police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981820)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Peach tank boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27984175)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: aquamarine awkward stage goyim

LMAOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802923)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: Rough-skinned thirsty immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802942)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Peach tank boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28803562)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: Aromatic Toaster Crotch

this has romcum written all over it, get a script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980695)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Disturbing potus multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981462)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: Arousing plum library

U need maury breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980288)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980290)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

23andme is pretty cheap, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980296)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

lol...what did she think was going to happen? She must have secretly wanted this.

You should have known better, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980294)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Anyway I could murder her and get away with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980299)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:16 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

no

if it's yours and she's not getting an abortion, you should consider marrying her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980305)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Why? My family is going to LOL @ me with a terrible vengeance. LOL @ going to reunions with my whore wife and whoreson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980314)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:20 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

if you really want to pay child support and abandon your kid, go ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980315)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I really wish they would disappear, honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980318)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: Deranged bawdyhouse

do you love the bastard? already shopping for a crib, or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980302)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Do you think I'll be able to love whatever demon crawls from between her slovenly gash? I hope so brother, I hope so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980309)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:18 AM
Author: Deranged bawdyhouse

...and so the story of life continues. what a beautiful story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980313)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Hairless pea-brained masturbator deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003837)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:20 AM
Author: vivacious indecent market faggotry

meh. if you don't have much income, the courts can't demand all that much support from you. my advice would actually be to quit your job and be an unemployed derelict/apparent street-person when your child support case goes to court.

that way, the judge will have little choice but to set a minimal basis for your payments. the worst thing to do is to reach temporarily above your station and have support amounts set on THOSE expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980316)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Ty. Would be a shame if I end up as an ass-whore as a result tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980322)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: irradiated international law enforcement agency

How did you get her to bareback? Extra cash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980319)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:24 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

She probably took a fancy to him. This sounds planned. (if not flame, of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980323)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Second time I saw her we were making out and it got really intense. I stripped her down and we could both feel that we were actually making love. Just stuck it in bare and she moaned, like a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980326)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:27 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

I was under the impression that people didn't usually make out with their whores. Seems odder to me than just sticking the cock in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980332)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Only whore I've kissed. She's really sweet. 19 and ran away from home at 18, IDK brother we just really hit it off. I was thinking I might be in love with her but I never planned on her dumbass getting pregnant. This is so fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980341)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:36 AM
Author: Flickering Abode Jap

congrats!

on the bright side, you'll still be in good shape when you have grandkids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980347)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: Deranged bawdyhouse

most stories where the father abandons the child is that the child wants nothing to do with the father if they are successful. im thinking steve jobs, quentin taranitno, eminem. they really get butthurt it seems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980320)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Cr. I'm doing his stupid ass a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980329)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:29 AM
Author: Deranged bawdyhouse

yeah, he will become successful beyond his wildest dreams. if he has a dad around, and a whore for a mom, thats just spells trouble. he wont make it in this world. if its a she, it will probably end up twerking on youtube or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980334)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:22 AM
Author: heady red electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980321)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:37 AM
Author: galvanic crimson tanning salon

Mommy's going to an abortionist to have your son's brain scrambled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980350)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I sure hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980360)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic crimson tanning salon

(typical millennial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980670)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 6:44 AM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth

*an xo poaster explodes from her torso*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980361)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone fortuitous meteor gaping

lol so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980690)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981328)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 7:37 AM
Author: Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry

Great flame but it should have been obvious at 20 yo waiter who fucks hookers on the reg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980432)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I fuckng wish this was flame lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980460)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry

I'm not a genie but your wish is granted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980470)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

I literally spend half of my income on prostitutes. Pathetic as it is, it's not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980472)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:19 AM
Author: Carnelian self-absorbed gas station dingle berry

Shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980478)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Eat a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980481)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Diverse Magical Stage Sex Offender

Well now you're going to spend the other half on them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981313)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Disturbing potus multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981377)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: titillating gaped principal's office regret

180 highly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981379)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Flatulent box office coldplay fan

Lol'ing hard right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987720)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Talented cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003785)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Cream Lay Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003883)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Flatulent box office coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28798471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brilliant stead ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972392)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Disturbing potus multi-billionaire

There are worse uses of one's income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981380)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:19 AM
Author: Nofapping Bateful Hell People Who Are Hurt

Does whore even know your full name?

Change phone numbers and move to a new city, then you'll never see her again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980477)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

She knows my first name and where I work. I can't just up and leave because I live with my parents and have zero personal finance skills. Best case scenario would be murder-suicide I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980483)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: big effete den

Do what Saint Augustine did: kill her and then yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980505)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:41 AM
Author: charismatic school

Have her carry the child to term and put it up for adoption. There are no shortage of parents who would happily give it a good home in an upper middle class setting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980510)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:43 AM
Author: big effete den

There is only one honorable thing to do. And it's not this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980514)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: charismatic school

It's literally a win-win. Your genetic line continues, some family gets the kid they've been dreaming of for years, your kid likely has a better life than you, and you're not on the hook for any of the parenting or costs.

Seriously, most adoption agencies will even pay the medical bills for the birth and the pregnancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980515)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: provocative private investor

TITOCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003964)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: ruby thriller boltzmann

why not just nut on her face?

anyway, your boys can swim, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980516)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:44 AM
Author: abnormal exciting resort

She honestly sounds really sweet and you come off like a monster. You should celebrate this miracle and use it as inspiration to live for something greater than your base desires. This woman is your destiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980517)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: ruby thriller boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980522)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: cheese-eating piazza preventive strike

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802937)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: ruddy kitchen

LJL @ this bc of the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28803220)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:55 AM
Author: histrionic alpha

heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980538)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: Massive swashbuckling community account

Screen grab the text breh. Not that I don't believe you, just could use a LOL. Even if ur flame, come up with a good fake text.

Also that text went out to literally 180 bros. Someone (or ideally several) will step up and front her some cash. Unfortunately she'll tragically lose the baby in a month or two.

SOURCE: been there done that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980575)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored sapphire clown knife

seems correct

lol at naive fools treating whores as persons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980749)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Cerise fat ankles

IF YO GAME IS ON GIVE ME A CALL BOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980776)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: honey-headed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981294)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: razzle office brethren

ROFL. 373628483626837

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987701)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:00 AM
Author: Passionate Brass Temple Patrolman

This thread seems like op is someone trying to act like an xo poaster. Something "off" about it. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980794)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Multi-colored sapphire clown knife

many things in it seem imaginary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27980809)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: sienna startling candlestick maker police squad

So much ridiculous about this flame. How much do you think whores cost? How much do you think waiters make? How many whores do BBFS? A 20 year old waiter would be on tinder chasing chubby 6s, not paying escorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981147)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Nothing about this is flame or rediculous. 80 bucks is nothing even for me, and I already explained that we didn't even discuss bareback full service--it just happened.

How much do u think waiters make? I make 100+ on good nights brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27982021)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Sticky amber corn cake lettuce

I wish I had a hot 19 yo hooker who let me creampie her, that sounds even better than a gf. =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981274)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Curious shrine

*waiting for "this was flame btw" poast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981354)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon halford

sometimes its fun 2 engage with flame even tho u know its flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981382)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: titillating gaped principal's office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981390)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Disturbing potus multi-billionaire

(flame enabler)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981467)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: sienna startling candlestick maker police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981822)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: abnormal exciting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987719)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Canary scourge upon the earth

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003783)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: titillating gaped principal's office regret

Just out of curiosity why would you out with a hooker? That is like eating out a hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981389)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Honestly? It feels good and I'm a fatalist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27982033)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27981974)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: Big-titted mauve rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Flatulent box office coldplay fan

Holy shit, he said not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987729)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic mint sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987748)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz overrated depressive

how much do you pay for sexx? marrying her could be cheaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27984194)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Emerald contagious gaming laptop

you're a fool if your reply text wasn't "flame"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987680)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: smoky orchestra pit place of business

what's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987682)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: cordovan home dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987705)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Stirring black location

odd flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987716)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: Flatulent box office coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987733)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored sapphire clown knife

Rape, I presume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#27987768)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

IM A FLAME GOD. TRIPPLE DIGITS NIGGERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003664)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: twisted white state

lol...no you aren't. It was pretty obvious this was flame since only low IQ tards would engage in such risky behavior with a fucking hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003781)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

or poast with a sudo. thanks for that 100 bump tho faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003795)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: orchid sick theater stage

Good job ITT. The title was a little over the top...also no one who fucks whores calls them hookers. But the execution in the thread was very well done. Her text was super believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003840)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Cream Lay Wagecucks

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003893)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Hairless pea-brained masturbator deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003896)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: appetizing milk indirect expression

fantastic flame. real talent here. I look forward to more of your work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003845)



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Date: May 31st, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Trip athletic conference address

room for growth, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28003897)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: titillating gaped principal's office regret

update, I know you are flaming us with the admitted flame pronouncement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28078024)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit

Holy shit. Flame within flame? This OP is a real fucking freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28078124)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28798402)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned thirsty immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802911)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#28802957)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29286719)



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Date: March 3rd, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Organic Girlfriend Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2891247&forum_id=2#29972369)