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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Blathering State
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
crimson location boistinker
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Supple ruby parlor gay wizard
  07/07/12
ty
fuchsia stubborn hissy fit
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen
  05/23/12
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disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Mint Area
  05/23/12
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disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
flame
Histrionic gaping mexican
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Poppy galvanic therapy
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Poppy galvanic therapy
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Chocolate Crackhouse National Security Agency
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Bipolar Stain Point
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Vibrant hospital
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Deep rehab
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen
  05/23/12
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disgusting arousing school
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Vibrant hospital
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
cerise round eye
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Cobalt contagious lay sex offender
  05/23/12
do you still play?
crimson location boistinker
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Outnumbered nudist legend
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
chartreuse set party of the first part
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
trip address community account
  05/23/12
180
buff lettuce trust fund
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
khaki multi-billionaire office
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
amber multi-colored indian lodge
  05/23/12
thank you brother
dashing idea he suggested
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
amber multi-colored indian lodge
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
mustard ticket booth
  05/23/12
ty
fuchsia stubborn hissy fit
  05/23/12
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cream violent university
  07/15/12
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Blathering State
  10/14/12
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buck-toothed razzle-dazzle clown internal respiration
  06/24/17
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Titillating cuck stage
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
fuchsia stubborn hissy fit
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
motley heaven preventive strike
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Irate magenta gas station
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
lascivious toilet seat
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
lascivious toilet seat
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
mustard ticket booth
  05/23/12
srsly?
crimson location boistinker
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
khaki multi-billionaire office
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
mustard ticket booth
  05/23/12
link?
crimson location boistinker
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
crimson location boistinker
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
snowy pit azn
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
disgusting arousing school
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Awkward locale
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
trip address community account
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
disgusting arousing school
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
insane judgmental haunted graveyard
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
disgusting arousing school
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Bipolar Stain Point
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Infuriating Nursing Home Striped Hyena
  07/06/12
cr
comical alcoholic temple
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Bipolar Stain Point
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Infuriating Nursing Home Striped Hyena
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
comical alcoholic temple
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Godawful national feces
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Slippery library keepsake machete
  07/06/12
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disgusting arousing school
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Nighttime misanthropic resort roast beef
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Vivacious Kink-friendly Brethren French Chef
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Laughsome wagecucks hell
  07/15/12
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disgusting arousing school
  07/15/12
bullshit
mustard ticket booth
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
snowy pit azn
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
floppy chad
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
disgusting arousing school
  09/15/12
lol
charcoal meetinghouse
  09/15/12
you have a problem
vigorous useless sound barrier box office
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
disgusting arousing school
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Blue Swashbuckling Base Shitlib
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
crimson location boistinker
  10/04/12
tcr
henna nofapping center police squad
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
tan slimy depressive
  09/16/12
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henna nofapping center police squad
  10/04/12
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disgusting arousing school
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Flirting at-the-ready stag film
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
disgusting arousing school
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Flirting at-the-ready stag film
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
fuchsia stubborn hissy fit
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
disgusting arousing school
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
deranged citrine theater stage
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Flirting at-the-ready stag film
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Blue Swashbuckling Base Shitlib
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Flirting at-the-ready stag film
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
wild private investor
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
startling field
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Apoplectic Orchestra Pit
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Razzle sinister sanctuary codepig
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
claret talented travel guidebook theatre
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Bipolar Stain Point
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Bipolar Stain Point
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Apoplectic Orchestra Pit
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
disgusting arousing school
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
disgusting arousing school
  03/28/14
lol idiot
autistic headpube
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Flirting at-the-ready stag film
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
disgusting arousing school
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
bright whorehouse marketing idea
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
filthy lemon place of business ladyboy
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Bistre hyperventilating ceo tattoo
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Ruddy son of senegal cruise ship
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
disgusting arousing school
  06/24/17
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Drab Business Firm Laser Beams
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
filthy lemon place of business ladyboy
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
disgusting arousing school
  06/24/17
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Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  06/24/17
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bat shit crazy black abode philosopher-king
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Harsh Aqua Ratface
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
disgusting arousing school
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Harsh Aqua Ratface
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
motley heaven preventive strike
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Blathering State

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: crimson location boistinker

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Supple ruby parlor gay wizard

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: fuchsia stubborn hissy fit

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Mint Area

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic gaping mexican

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Poppy galvanic therapy

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Poppy galvanic therapy

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Chocolate Crackhouse National Security Agency

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Bipolar Stain Point

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Vibrant hospital

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Deep rehab

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal kitchen

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Vibrant hospital

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: cerise round eye

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious lay sex offender

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: crimson location boistinker

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered nudist legend

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: chartreuse set party of the first part

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: trip address community account

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: buff lettuce trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: khaki multi-billionaire office

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: amber multi-colored indian lodge

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: dashing idea he suggested

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: amber multi-colored indian lodge

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: mustard ticket booth

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: fuchsia stubborn hissy fit

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: cream violent university



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Blathering State



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle clown internal respiration



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Titillating cuck stage



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: fuchsia stubborn hissy fit

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: motley heaven preventive strike

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Irate magenta gas station

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lascivious toilet seat

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: mustard ticket booth

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: crimson location boistinker

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: khaki multi-billionaire office

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: mustard ticket booth

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: crimson location boistinker

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: crimson location boistinker

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: snowy pit azn

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Awkward locale

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: trip address community account

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: insane judgmental haunted graveyard

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Bipolar Stain Point

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Infuriating Nursing Home Striped Hyena

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: comical alcoholic temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Bipolar Stain Point

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Nursing Home Striped Hyena

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: comical alcoholic temple

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Godawful national feces

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Slippery library keepsake machete

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Nighttime misanthropic resort roast beef

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Kink-friendly Brethren French Chef

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Laughsome wagecucks hell

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: mustard ticket booth

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: snowy pit azn

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: floppy chad

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: vigorous useless sound barrier box office

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Blue Swashbuckling Base Shitlib

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: crimson location boistinker

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: henna nofapping center police squad

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: tan slimy depressive

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: henna nofapping center police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready stag film

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready stag film

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: fuchsia stubborn hissy fit

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: deranged citrine theater stage

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready stag film

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Blue Swashbuckling Base Shitlib

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready stag film

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: wild private investor

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: startling field

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic Orchestra Pit

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle sinister sanctuary codepig

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: claret talented travel guidebook theatre

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Stain Point

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Stain Point

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Abusive Green Institution Pisswyrm

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic Orchestra Pit

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: autistic headpube

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Flirting at-the-ready stag film

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: bright whorehouse marketing idea

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: filthy lemon place of business ladyboy

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Bistre hyperventilating ceo tattoo

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Ruddy son of senegal cruise ship

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Drab Business Firm Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: filthy lemon place of business ladyboy

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: disgusting arousing school

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy black abode philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Harsh Aqua Ratface

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Zippy doctorate twinkling uncleanness

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: disgusting arousing school

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Aromatic Garnet Shrine Hairy Legs

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Harsh Aqua Ratface

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: motley heaven preventive strike

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)