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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
racy kitty cat locale
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Impressive church affirmative action
  07/07/12
ty
massive tanning salon
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Insane place of business market
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Insane place of business market
  05/23/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Insane place of business market
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Insane place of business market
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
aggressive dull national security agency
  05/23/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
flame
stubborn hospital ceo
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Zippy incel
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Zippy incel
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
internet-worthy abnormal state dragon
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
magenta adulterous theatre
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
mauve misanthropic national
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Copper sinister coffee pot point
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Insane place of business market
  05/23/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
mauve misanthropic national
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
frum green school cafeteria
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
overrated abode useless brakes
  05/23/12
do you still play?
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Gaped Fragrant Legend
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Histrionic faggotry international law enforcement agency
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Idiotic twinkling idea he suggested
  05/23/12
180
comical up-to-no-good dilemma
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Cracking House
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
curious idiot scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Salmon orchestra pit ratface
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
curious idiot scourge upon the earth
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
hyperactive brunch hominid
  05/23/12
ty
massive tanning salon
  05/23/12
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Lavender gaming laptop
  07/15/12
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racy kitty cat locale
  10/14/12
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Obsidian Bateful Famous Landscape Painting
  06/24/17
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Painfully Honest Hunting Ground Hissy Fit
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
massive tanning salon
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Zombie-like area toilet seat
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Dark mental disorder
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
spectacular double fault rehab
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
spectacular double fault rehab
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
hyperactive brunch hominid
  05/23/12
srsly?
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Cracking House
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
hyperactive brunch hominid
  05/23/12
link?
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Big Alcoholic Stag Film
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Vibrant bespoke parlor
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Pale dingle berry
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Idiotic twinkling idea he suggested
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Heady demanding haunted graveyard
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
magenta adulterous theatre
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
tripping coldplay fan
  07/06/12
cr
Aquamarine at-the-ready puppy
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
magenta adulterous theatre
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
tripping coldplay fan
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Aquamarine at-the-ready puppy
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
thriller generalized bond potus
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Flirting stirring party of the first part
  07/06/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
cream senate
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
peach locus becky
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Yellow razzle-dazzle school
  07/15/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  07/15/12
bullshit
hyperactive brunch hominid
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Big Alcoholic Stag Film
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Sienna Plaza Trump Supporter
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  09/15/12
lol
high-end church building degenerate
  09/15/12
you have a problem
house-broken haunting goal in life
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
razzmatazz garrison depressive
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
motley narrow-minded principal's office jew
  10/04/12
tcr
Snowy messiness
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
pontificating black woman
  09/16/12
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Snowy messiness
  10/04/12
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beady-eyed feces trust fund
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
wonderful shaky milk alpha
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
wonderful shaky milk alpha
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
massive tanning salon
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Galvanic light ticket booth fat ankles
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
wonderful shaky milk alpha
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
razzmatazz garrison depressive
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
wonderful shaky milk alpha
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
self-absorbed round eye
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
bright fluffy home indirect expression
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Violent electric rigor
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac indian lodge circlehead
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Vibrant bespoke parlor
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
slippery crimson half-breed
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
magenta adulterous theatre
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
magenta adulterous theatre
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Vibrant bespoke parlor
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Violent electric rigor
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Bonkers associate
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
wonderful shaky milk alpha
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
odious startled theater stage
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Razzle queen of the night
  03/30/14
how did it go?
fear-inspiring public bath reading party
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
diverse wrinkle police squad
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  06/24/17
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Silver Exhilarant Lay
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
autistic crackhouse stain
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Razzle queen of the night
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  06/24/17
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autistic crackhouse stain
  06/24/17
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Vivacious unholy faggot firefighter
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
iridescent titillating step-uncle's house persian
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
autistic crackhouse stain
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
beady-eyed feces trust fund
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
iridescent titillating step-uncle's house persian
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Zombie-like area toilet seat
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: racy kitty cat locale

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Impressive church affirmative action

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: massive tanning salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Insane place of business market

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Insane place of business market

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Insane place of business market

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Insane place of business market

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: aggressive dull national security agency

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: stubborn hospital ceo

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Zippy incel

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Zippy incel

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy abnormal state dragon

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: magenta adulterous theatre

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: mauve misanthropic national

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Copper sinister coffee pot point

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Insane place of business market

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: mauve misanthropic national

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: frum green school cafeteria

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: overrated abode useless brakes

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Gaped Fragrant Legend

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Histrionic faggotry international law enforcement agency

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Idiotic twinkling idea he suggested

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: comical up-to-no-good dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Cracking House

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: curious idiot scourge upon the earth

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Salmon orchestra pit ratface

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: curious idiot scourge upon the earth

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: hyperactive brunch hominid

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: massive tanning salon

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Lavender gaming laptop



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: racy kitty cat locale



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Bateful Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Hunting Ground Hissy Fit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: massive tanning salon

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like area toilet seat

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Dark mental disorder

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: spectacular double fault rehab

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: spectacular double fault rehab

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: hyperactive brunch hominid

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Cracking House

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: hyperactive brunch hominid

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Stag Film

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Vibrant bespoke parlor

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Pale dingle berry

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Idiotic twinkling idea he suggested

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Heady demanding haunted graveyard

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: magenta adulterous theatre

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: tripping coldplay fan

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine at-the-ready puppy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: magenta adulterous theatre

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: tripping coldplay fan

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine at-the-ready puppy

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: thriller generalized bond potus

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Flirting stirring party of the first part

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: cream senate

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: peach locus becky

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Yellow razzle-dazzle school

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: hyperactive brunch hominid

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Big Alcoholic Stag Film

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Sienna Plaza Trump Supporter

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: high-end church building degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: house-broken haunting goal in life

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison depressive

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: motley narrow-minded principal's office jew

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Snowy messiness

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: pontificating black woman

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Snowy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: wonderful shaky milk alpha

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: wonderful shaky milk alpha

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: massive tanning salon

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Galvanic light ticket booth fat ankles

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: wonderful shaky milk alpha

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison depressive

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: wonderful shaky milk alpha

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed round eye

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: bright fluffy home indirect expression

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Violent electric rigor

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aphrodisiac indian lodge circlehead

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Vibrant bespoke parlor

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: slippery crimson half-breed

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: magenta adulterous theatre

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: magenta adulterous theatre

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Vibrant bespoke parlor

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Violent electric rigor

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Bonkers associate

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: wonderful shaky milk alpha

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: odious startled theater stage

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring public bath reading party

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle police squad

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Silver Exhilarant Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: autistic crackhouse stain

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Razzle queen of the night

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: autistic crackhouse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Vivacious unholy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: iridescent titillating step-uncle's house persian

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: autistic crackhouse stain

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed feces trust fund

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internal Respiration Native

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: iridescent titillating step-uncle's house persian

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like area toilet seat

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)