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NeumanMorgenste has some great poasts, but often comes off as real tryhard

just play it cool bro
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort an...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
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cerebral indirect expression garrison
  07/24/15
you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the plat...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't ...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
The greats are sensitive.
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign ...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. als...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simp...
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
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Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
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Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
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self-centered stage
  07/24/15
180
Laughsome Institution
  07/24/15
*flips over table* YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
self-centered stage
  07/24/15
take 'er easy
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
*Restrained by nearby pumos* "I'm ok...I'm fine...al...
self-centered stage
  07/24/15
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Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
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Obsidian 180 headpube sanctuary
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geriatric medicated ticket booth international law enforcement agency
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abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
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fragrant milk laser beams
  07/25/15
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fragrant milk laser beams
  07/25/15
Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mental...
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he ...
self-centered stage
  07/24/15
I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day....
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot o...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Brother, perhaps you should just walk away. Sent from my ...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mc...
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
you need to grow a fucking beard man
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not i...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick ...
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
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maroon bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content ...
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
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self-centered stage
  07/24/15
hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. ...
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
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abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a ...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
you impressed me in the law firm draft thread
splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford
  07/24/15
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maroon bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the r...
Nofapping Circlehead Forum
  07/24/15
ljl 180 Sent from my Iridium
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
180
Nofapping Circlehead Forum
  07/25/15
*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund* OH MY GOD! DID YOU S...
self-centered stage
  07/25/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
THIS
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
*enters from the other side of the ring* *rushes in and d...
stubborn lemon associate bbw
  07/25/15
NM is a genius. He uses the board as a creative outlet, a...
Disrespectful parlour
  07/24/15
I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive ...
Crusty Stage Pozpig
  07/24/15
...
Disrespectful parlour
  07/24/15
i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rath...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
It's my thread now. Sent from my Iridium
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
You certainly have put on a performance
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Correct. So thanks for the opportunity. Sent from my Iri...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/25/15
Grow a beard.
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window* COME OUT...
self-centered stage
  07/25/15
his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me que...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer. Sent from my Irid...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
thought you had moved on, my man
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man,"...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvem...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism be...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread afte...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the g...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
nah, i'm str8 w/ it
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/24/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=3...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking so...
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonym...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/25/15
This is scholarship.
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
ITT Proof NM is TBF
Talented useless hospital hissy fit
  07/24/15
I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've ...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts
Honey-headed curious nibblets nursing home
  07/24/15
You want to fight? Let's fucking do this. Sent from my I...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit...
Titillating Impressive School
  07/24/15
I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread. Sent ...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my tim...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing ...
Disrespectful parlour
  07/24/15
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Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
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abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
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abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
Some poasters a really beyond salvation.
Titillating Impressive School
  07/25/15
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self-centered stage
  07/25/15
this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't roll...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/25/15
To be fair, Wtf bro I'm offended.
flatulent contagious main people round eye
  07/24/15
...
Trip dun heaven ape
  07/24/15
To be fair, To clarify: On NM's behalf.
flatulent contagious main people round eye
  07/24/15
...
self-centered stage
  07/25/15
at least hes not pumo
Histrionic kitchen tattoo
  07/24/15
Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this s...
Zippy mexican
  07/24/15
...
slimy flirting police squad
  07/24/15
You certain that he's one of us? I mean. . .I'm not sayin...
self-centered stage
  07/25/15
*Stops dead in tracks* *Has epiphany* *Falls to knees, tea...
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
that's capital "He" to you faggot
Stimulating Sweet Tailpipe
  07/25/15
...
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)
Saffron adulterous meetinghouse legend
  07/25/15
hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy po...
Infuriating stirring new version piazza
  07/25/15
presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally posses...
domesticated jewess
  07/25/15
to be more specific, his language alternates between that of...
Infuriating stirring new version piazza
  07/25/15
Joyce had a schtick too
Razzmatazz Erotic Sneaky Criminal Gaping
  07/25/15
NM: in yellow jersey OP: old man in blue http://www.gfycat...
maroon bawdyhouse
  07/25/15
Devastating.
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
first 100 poast thread
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/25/15
(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our falle...
Irradiated Hyperactive Karate National
  07/25/15
nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.
Aphrodisiac overrated principal's office
  07/25/15
in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op: NM has ...
Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple
  07/25/15
he's a fag
Honey-headed curious nibblets nursing home
  07/25/15
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sticky fantasy-prone travel guidebook
  07/25/15
this is an important thread.
rambunctious sexy community account jap
  07/25/15
Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets evis...
appetizing burgundy point patrolman
  07/25/15
Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overr...
godawful nighttime market kitty
  07/25/15
i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM mad...
rambunctious sexy community account jap
  07/25/15
...
abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease
  07/25/15
LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours...
appetizing burgundy point patrolman
  07/26/15
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/02/25
it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good he's a...
Rollin' 40s Piru Republickan
  11/02/25
this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/02/25


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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

just play it cool bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407250)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Brother, let me help you: I poast because I love the bort and its brothers and I love the art--what we do here together. I don't care so much what I come across as.

Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407264)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: cerebral indirect expression garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407270)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

you're the one bargin' on in here, assuming that i think you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407281)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

I poast because I have an extraordinary respect for the platform and for the community and because it provides a pretty fucking beautiful medium to do some interesting, joyful, fun writing and thinking and commentary and reporting of what we witness and to prepare them for the Event.

And then from time to time someone comes along and says "try hard" or some other vacuous shit. And 99% of the time you do ignore it if you even see it and move on and frankly feel sympathy because you think to yourself "what puts someone in a state of mind to talk shit like this to another brother?" But once in a while on a dark Friday evening with a Benromch 30 and a bit of vim and vigor you step in and engage in the whirlwind. So here we are.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407314)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

really surprised you're getting this mad. didn't think my op would phase you. belies the content of your poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407341)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Brother, I'm not "mad" at you. But I think poasts like your OP ruin the purity of what we do. And moreover you decided to put my name in your title -- don't feign ignorance or surprise that I've deigned to respond to you.

I don't want to come here and have this sort of navel-gazing critique. I just want to be able to interact with the greatbort and its great brothers and create and warn--plug-in and let do. This sort of attention-seeking, ankle-biting poast detracts from that.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407356)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

you sure do seem to be engaging in the unwanted attention w/ quite a bit of gusto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407362)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

You've never seen me engage in something with gusto. Don't be defensive. Accept my points and let's move on. Have a nice evening.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407367)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

i thought a gentleman such as you, engaged as you are in the life of the mind, would only respond to this to engage it on a critical, objective level--not run in here freaking out like a wet cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407383)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

The greats are sensitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407396)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Brother, for I think the third time, you've tried to assign me an affect that is incorrect. I'm not "angry" or "mad" or acting like a "wet cat" or whatever. Believe me, I've been called much worse than your OP. I just found it off-putting. It kills the vibe. It's also indecorous. I never understand the impulse to put another brother's name in an OP to talk shit. You find what I write from the inside of my soul "try hard?" Move on. You enjoy what I do? The highest compliment you could pay me is to participate with me. And that's it; let's not turn this into a subthread wasteland.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407397)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

the arguments of your post would impel you to 'move on'. also, your affect (like your poasting style), like all other poasters', belongs to community interpretation, and as such is not the exclusive domain of your pronoucments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407427)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Okay brother. Have a good night. Feel free to jump in with me in anything I'm writing and participate and create some content with me. Thanks.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407431)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

(NYT critic explaining to the author what he actually means)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407447)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

You just don't get it and you probably never will. It's simple dude.

It's about the poast. Not the man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407401)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407406)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407408)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407291)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407299)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: self-centered stage

*flips over table*

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407254)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

take 'er easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407262)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: self-centered stage

*Restrained by nearby pumos*

"I'm ok...I'm fine...alright..."

*Straightens his shirt and tie*

"You watch your fuckin' mouth, got it!?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407268)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407331)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Obsidian 180 headpube sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407490)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: geriatric medicated ticket booth international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: fragrant milk laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408856)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: fragrant milk laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408855)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

Yeah bro, because I need another 40 threads from some mentally ill shut-in complaining about whether the girl on his date seemed too high maintenance for wanting a different fork.

NM, ARE Reptile and Evan39 are basically the only people here running schtick worth engaging in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407286)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered stage

ARE Reptile should get credit for the amount of research he puts into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407295)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

I love that guy. He's just giving it 110% all day every day. Real command of his schtick and a quality viewpoint. Top tier poster for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407310)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

undoubtedly, he does some great work. he also throws a lot of shit at the wall that doesn't stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407300)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Brother, perhaps you should just walk away.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407318)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

Like Estrada, twist, tennisdood, Watchmen, solzy, myself, mcbeef, Johnsmeyer, petro, MDP, bboom, attidood, and on and on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407320)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

i'd group him more with the likes to tbf or some others that have a more rigid, ceremonial type schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407358)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

you need to grow a fucking beard man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407380)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

gonna stand by it. my critique of his posting style is not intended to entirely degrade his value as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407393)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

The idea that you compare him to a "rigid" shtick like TBF, a great in his own right, rather than the likes of, say, attidood, apparently not rigid, makes me question your understanding of Neumann, TBF, and the very notion of a shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407410)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

(bro shitting all over Beethoven for his 8th Symphony)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407328)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: maroon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408244)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

This is the lamest fucking bullshit excuse from low content poasters, and I'm surprised to see it from you, because you're good.

You're goddamn right the greats put their back into it. (I can't; my back.) That's how the greats got great. Every fucking great poaster tries hard, and with the possible exception of MDP or Watchmen, they more or less all appear to be trying hard, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407306)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407315)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

hmm. i guess. i do love him at his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407325)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

I'm going to do you a favor and not bump this thread again. I think you probably had a long week and you just weren't thinking straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407342)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408467)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

i'm also shocked that you consider me good. thought i was a relative unknown on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407561)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: splenetic coiffed old irish cottage halford

you impressed me in the law firm draft thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407686)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: maroon bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408252)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Nofapping Circlehead Forum

*jumps over the railing wearing a mask and rushes into the ring*

*diamond cuts OP*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!

*self-high fives, high fives Neumann, escapes into crowd as security hits the ring*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407374)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

ljl

180

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407384)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:00 AM
Author: Nofapping Circlehead Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407831)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: self-centered stage

*Sits next to Mean Jean Okerlund*

OH MY GOD!

DID YOU SEE THAT!?!

THIS IS INSANE!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT STARCARDE!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408002)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408470)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408468)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 4:10 AM
Author: stubborn lemon associate bbw

*enters from the other side of the ring*

*rushes in and delivers a DEVASTATING, rib - cracking stunner*

*OP is cut in twain. The crowd goes wild. Trashy, meth addicted ringside girls embrace DDP & Stone Cold.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408613)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlour

NM is a genius.

He uses the board as a creative outlet, and I love having access to his canvas.

My father always said, "Write for yourself." And that's what NM does. I appreciate it greatly.

Those who feel the need to criticize NM come across as insecure, and reminiscent of those with middling standardized test scores who feel compelled to constantly reiterate they never studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407403)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Crusty Stage Pozpig

I think the issue is that our brother the OP can't conceive of participating in the board for any other reason than self-aggrandizement. He doesn't see the poast as a good unto itself, but as a vehicle for social approbation.

I admit to craving a certain recognition among my peers, but I recognize it as a petty outgrowth of a personal insecurity. I certainly see no reason to apply these shortcomings to an artist such as NM. Clearly OP is of a different mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407438)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407510)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

i'm certainly not immune to that craving, which does make it hard for me to imagine a poster poasting for the sake of expression. it's pretty clear that if such a poaster does exist though, it isn't NM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407623)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

You continue to try to pick at the bones of this thread rather than agreeing to disagree and moving off. And you're extraordinarily wrong. I poast because I love it here--love the medium, platform, community, its brothers. Full stop.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407628)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

This is my thread, dawg. I never agreed to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407638)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

It's my thread now.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407640)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

You certainly have put on a performance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407644)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Correct. So thanks for the opportunity.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407651)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:17 AM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

nice edit. you're certainly not concerned with appearances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408535)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

Grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408474)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: self-centered stage

*Standing outside, throwing rocks at the window*

COME OUT HERE AND FACE FAGGOT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408007)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

his hyper defensive presence in this thread is making me question whether he truly 'writes for himself'--something i assumed prior to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407449)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Brother, you're a poasting vibe killer.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407461)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

thought you had moved on, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407472)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

No, now I'm tracking each of your poasts, "my man," with bated breath.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407479)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

i thought you just poasted to express your art, w/o involvement or interest in petty personal rivalry. you have a few poasts upthread to that effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407495)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

No, absolutely not. You've uncovered the hidden cynicism behind what I've been sent to do through your critique. You've found me out. God damn you brother.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407501)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

from criticism, truth. see this was a worthwhile thread after all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407509)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:05 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

Listen, if you want to continue this, let's take it to the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407513)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

nah, i'm str8 w/ it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407522)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2519761&mc=38&forum_id=2

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407525)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

Brother, there is nothing more bush league than attacking someone and then smugly accusing them of "acting defensive" when they tell you to fuck off. Simply put, you are the Matthew Dellavedova to Neumann's Steph Curry - no more than a gnat buzzing around the head of a legend, a temporary nuisance, a faceless stone paving a Great Man's path to the stars and beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408495)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

idk man. my op was pretty soft by the standards of an anonymous, racist chatbort. then nm's is the very first reply, not telling me to fuck off (which is chill), but telling me he's aloof to criticism. if you can't see the irony of that statement, i don't know what to tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408515)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

This is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408477)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Talented useless hospital hissy fit

ITT Proof NM is TBF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407422)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

I'm not To Be Fair. This is the only account I have. I've had a couple neat Benromach 30s and would like to go Home so maybe I'm acting with less restraint than I should. But I'm superbly glad that we've spent the evening discussing me; it's exactly what I don't want from this place.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407440)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed curious nibblets nursing home

why are u so verbose faggot. shorten ur poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407475)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

You want to fight? Let's fucking do this.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407488)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Titillating Impressive School

Hey man don't let this fluffer get to you bro. He ain't shit. He ain't worth you being off your game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407529)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

I'm going to fight him in the goddamn fight thread.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407532)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape

In seriousness, one of the things I've noticed during my time here is that most brothers will joyfully participate in what we do together, but there are always these side-chain voices. It makes me sympathetic; I think it also speaks to the human condition. But there's so much that still needs to be done here without this sort of distraction.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407547)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlour

The easiest poast of all is the poast generally criticizing someone else's style.

The hardest poast of all is original content.

I highly respect original creative content, as does at least 90% of the bort.

Sail on, mighty soldier. Don't let the desperate slings of a few others impede your divine mission.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407639)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407643)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:09 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408502)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408520)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: Titillating Impressive School

Some poasters a really beyond salvation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408707)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408008)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

this would've been like a 20 poast thread if you hadn't rolled through with your feathers ruffled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408537)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: flatulent contagious main people round eye

To be fair,

Wtf bro I'm offended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407558)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: Trip dun heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407563)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: flatulent contagious main people round eye

To be fair,

To clarify: On NM's behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407564)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408011)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Histrionic kitchen tattoo

at least hes not pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407680)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Zippy mexican

Anyone who contributes creative content is subject to this same criticism. Original content = effort, and no one has a 1.000 batting average. NM is a ridiculously talented poaster, the fact that he misses the mark on occasion only proves he is human (which would be up for debate if we only sampled his top 100 poasts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407788)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: slimy flirting police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28407825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:52 AM
Author: self-centered stage

You certain that he's one of us?

I mean. . .I'm not saying that he's a traveler from the future, here to provide us the literary tools we need to defend the invasion of 2035, but. . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408013)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

*Stops dead in tracks*

*Has epiphany*

*Falls to knees, tears in eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408529)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: Stimulating Sweet Tailpipe

that's capital "He" to you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408233)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:15 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408531)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Saffron adulterous meetinghouse legend

(guy who is unfamiliar with attidood's body of work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408970)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: Infuriating stirring new version piazza

hes got this schtick where he alterates between gay fairy poasting and a 'man who knows things he shouldn't' poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408203)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: domesticated jewess

presumably as a magical being a fairy would naturally possess some forbidden knowledge, not sure what his love of male anal homosex has to do with that though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408216)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Infuriating stirring new version piazza

to be more specific, his language alternates between that of a closeted homosexual and that of an unhinged lunatic

gay poasting: 'brothers, we poast, lest this bort is torn asunder.'

unhinged lunatic: 'im talking about ACTIVE security systems, ranging from comical ACME cages to tripwire shotgun setups'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408266)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Erotic Sneaky Criminal Gaping

Joyce had a schtick too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408269)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: maroon bawdyhouse

NM: in yellow jersey

OP: old man in blue

http://www.gfycat.com/ThickMassiveIcelandgull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408285)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease

Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408533)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

first 100 poast thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408519)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Irradiated Hyperactive Karate National

(surveys the smoldering battlefield, the embers of our fallen art still expelling ribbons of smoke)

"…and yet, at what price…"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408541)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac overrated principal's office

nukes this HERETICAL thread from orbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408572)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Salmon mildly autistic kitty cat temple

in light of events itt, i'd like to change my op:

NM has some (lots of) great poasts, but is a hyper-sensitive, image-obsessed dude

i await his response, in which he nobly decries the amount of board attention being expended on him, while actively begetting it. hopefully he won't respond too swiftly, lest he forget to append his post with his trademark tagline, which clearly evinces a singleminded dedication to his art and a concomitant disregard for his perception by others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408578)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed curious nibblets nursing home

he's a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: sticky fantasy-prone travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28408853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: rambunctious sexy community account jap

this is an important thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409391)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy point patrolman

Yeah it's important to be present the day a poster gets eviscerated and shouldn't ever show his face again.

I used to like NM but boy do I feel like a fool now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409399)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: godawful nighttime market kitty

Didn't read this thread, and I believe he's a good but overrated POASTER, but you guzzle semen so it's hard to take you seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409422)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: rambunctious sexy community account jap

i had a different reaction to the thread brother. itt NM made me think about why we poast and the changes i need to make as a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409530)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 1:12 PM
Author: abusive painfully honest messiness mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28409734)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy point patrolman

LJL. NM has not posted or been blank bumped in over 48 hours. He is DONE. RIP in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#28415322)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396132)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Rollin' 40s Piru Republickan

it's a mixed bag but some of his stuff is quite good

he's a t5 writer especially for diction on lawbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396137)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


this boart thrives on good content creators that engage with the boart, not great writers babbling about shit nobody cares about like this scifi loser or dork c12's book reviews or karlstack's diatribes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945353&forum_id=2#49396146)