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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
lol
cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
talented harsh garrison
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
talented harsh garrison
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
talented harsh garrison
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
talented harsh garrison
  07/01/09
thansk
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
...
cracking pale indirect expression
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
Vigorous Impertinent Den Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Twinkling Institution Deer Antler
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Outnumbered internal respiration pit
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Nighttime Legend
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Citrine mind-boggling nibblets
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
spruce violent cruise ship
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
aromatic sex offender love of her life
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Yellow elastic band
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
titillating forum liquid oxygen
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
Honey-headed self-centered circlehead
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
razzmatazz ladyboy pocket flask
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
Thriller mental disorder
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
supple greedy national
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
mewling idea he suggested
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
...
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
...
Wine trip piazza
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Ruby adventurous coffee pot
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
razzmatazz ladyboy pocket flask
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
no
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
Hairraiser lake persian
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
Very tactful buff stage chad
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Poppy ungodly giraffe
  07/01/09
Great thread.
Maroon telephone
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
Black Business Firm
  07/01/09
this is good work.
aromatic sex offender love of her life
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
aromatic sex offender love of her life
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
aromatic sex offender love of her life
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
aromatic sex offender love of her life
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
...
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  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
onyx associate prole
  07/01/09
thanks?
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
A+ thread
infuriating translucent ape
  07/01/09
great flame
Plum irradiated gas station
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
Charismatic codepig
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
adulterous beady-eyed tanning salon double fault
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
Nofapping public bath
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Yellow elastic band
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
tan pistol theater stage
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
how romantic
Nofapping public bath
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
tan pistol theater stage
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
sick therapy dopamine
  07/01/09
dont think she did
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
ocher messiness
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
slate at-the-ready senate
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
slate at-the-ready senate
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
slate at-the-ready senate
  07/01/09
...
slate at-the-ready senate
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
indigo hateful locus
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
Wine trip piazza
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
Motley tripping newt
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
Bronze Useless Brakes Set
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
Heady transparent gay wizard school
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
contagious yapping brethren
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/02/09
it's trash
Heady transparent gay wizard school
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
erotic wonderful address
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth
  07/02/09
......maybe...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
erotic wonderful address
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
thirsty dun step-uncle's house
  07/02/09
i will do that
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
shaky effete black woman gunner
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
tan pistol theater stage
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
tan pistol theater stage
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
tan pistol theater stage
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
submissive low-t hell
  07/06/09
156
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
submissive low-t hell
  07/06/09
120
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Fuchsia swashbuckling philosopher-king friendly grandma
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
laughsome location
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
fear-inspiring old irish cottage area
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Nighttime Legend
  07/06/09
yeah?
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Nighttime Legend
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Nighttime Legend
  07/06/09
oh fuck
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
fear-inspiring old irish cottage area
  07/07/09
...
Wine trip piazza
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Nighttime Legend
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
Wine trip piazza
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Nighttime Legend
  07/09/09
...
contagious yapping brethren
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
Turquoise halford
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
Apoplectic station macaca
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
Olive ticket booth regret
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate
  11/10/10
so what happened???
bearded lodge jew
  11/10/10
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ferengi
  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: talented harsh garrison

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: talented harsh garrison

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: talented harsh garrison

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: talented harsh garrison

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: cracking pale indirect expression

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Impertinent Den Mad-dog Skullcap

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Institution Deer Antler

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered internal respiration pit

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Nighttime Legend

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Citrine mind-boggling nibblets

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: spruce violent cruise ship

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender love of her life

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Yellow elastic band

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: titillating forum liquid oxygen

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed self-centered circlehead

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz ladyboy pocket flask

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Thriller mental disorder

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: supple greedy national

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: mewling idea he suggested

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Ruby adventurous coffee pot

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz ladyboy pocket flask

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser lake persian

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Very tactful buff stage chad

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly giraffe

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Maroon telephone

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Black Business Firm

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender love of her life

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender love of her life

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender love of her life

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: aromatic sex offender love of her life

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: coral boistinker market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: onyx associate prole

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: infuriating translucent ape

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Plum irradiated gas station

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Charismatic codepig

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: adulterous beady-eyed tanning salon double fault

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Nofapping public bath

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Yellow elastic band

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: tan pistol theater stage

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Nofapping public bath

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: tan pistol theater stage

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: sick therapy dopamine

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: ocher messiness

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: slate at-the-ready senate

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: slate at-the-ready senate

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: slate at-the-ready senate

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: slate at-the-ready senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: indigo hateful locus

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Motley tripping newt

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Bronze Useless Brakes Set

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Heady transparent gay wizard school

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: contagious yapping brethren

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Heady transparent gay wizard school

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: erotic wonderful address

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: erotic wonderful address

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: thirsty dun step-uncle's house

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: shaky effete black woman gunner

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: tan pistol theater stage

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: tan pistol theater stage

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: tan pistol theater stage

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: submissive low-t hell

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: submissive low-t hell

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: cerebral hot reading party scourge upon the earth

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling philosopher-king friendly grandma

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: laughsome location

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring old irish cottage area

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Nighttime Legend

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Nighttime Legend

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Nighttime Legend

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring old irish cottage area

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: Wine trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Nighttime Legend

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: Wine trip piazza

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Nighttime Legend

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: contagious yapping brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Turquoise halford

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic station macaca

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Olive ticket booth regret

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated histrionic dilemma karate

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: bearded lodge jew

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)