\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
rough-skinned stag film
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
rough-skinned stag film
  05/04/24
...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
rough-skinned stag film
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
nighttime step-uncle's house affirmative action
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
rough-skinned stag film
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
Slimy buff philosopher-king
  05/04/24
...
irradiated menage
  05/04/24
...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/04/24
...
massive office
  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
confused hell
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
poppy provocative factory reset button
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
poppy provocative factory reset button
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
Charcoal half-breed corner
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
poppy provocative factory reset button
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
massive office
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Appetizing sienna resort
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
awkward supple persian center
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
awkward supple persian center
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
awkward supple persian center
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
Contagious State Windowlicker
  05/05/24
...
rough-skinned stag film
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
Slimy buff philosopher-king
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
Slimy buff philosopher-king
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
...
irradiated menage
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
startling trip den trust fund
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
awkward supple persian center
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
awkward supple persian center
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
...
jet-lagged boistinker
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
awkward supple persian center
  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
alcoholic sweet tailpipe
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
lake theatre dysfunction
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
unhinged organic girlfriend nowag
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
startling trip den trust fund
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
poppy provocative factory reset button
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
dead striped hyena principal's office
  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
very cool
Deranged really tough guy
  05/05/24
Thanks, little bro.
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
I could eat you, faggot
Deranged really tough guy
  05/05/24
Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type. Feel free...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
link to your "actual contribution", you fuming hom...
Deranged really tough guy
  05/05/24
While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
wow you're really gay
Deranged really tough guy
  05/05/24
Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker
  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
opaque heady circlehead shitlib
  05/05/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
orange party of the first part
  05/05/24
100% agree
rough-skinned stag film
  05/05/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634556)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634571)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634827)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634910)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635946)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634576)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634588)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: nighttime step-uncle's house affirmative action

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634851)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634855)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634859)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634867)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Fortuitous Meteor National Security Agency

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634870)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634917)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Slimy buff philosopher-king

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634885)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634888)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634944)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: massive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635528)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: confused hell

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635385)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: poppy provocative factory reset button

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635408)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635942)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: poppy provocative factory reset button

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636078)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636588)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Charcoal half-breed corner

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637728)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: poppy provocative factory reset button

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637796)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: massive office

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635489)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Appetizing sienna resort

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635519)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635522)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635799)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635813)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635823)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635830)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635838)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Contagious State Windowlicker

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636574)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636674)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Slimy buff philosopher-king

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636797)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636849)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Slimy buff philosopher-king

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637628)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637637)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636880)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: startling trip den trust fund

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635825)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636859)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637255)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637452)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637480)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637559)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637634)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637649)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637653)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637661)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637666)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637672)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637689)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637696)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637722)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637701)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637736)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637740)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637663)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: awkward supple persian center

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637709)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed meetinghouse useless brakes

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637733)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: alcoholic sweet tailpipe

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635690)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: lake theatre dysfunction

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635972)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: unhinged organic girlfriend nowag

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635774)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: startling trip den trust fund

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635826)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: poppy provocative factory reset button

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635891)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: dead striped hyena principal's office

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635971)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637015)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637640)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Deranged really tough guy

very cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637691)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

Thanks, little bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637702)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Deranged really tough guy

I could eat you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637710)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637726)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Deranged really tough guy

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637739)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637764)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Deranged really tough guy

wow you're really gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637791)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Indecent effete trailer park weed whacker

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637807)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: opaque heady circlehead shitlib

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637741)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: orange party of the first part

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637021)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637339)