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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
drab buck-toothed site filthpig
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Wild crystalline area
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
scarlet disturbing orchestra pit new version
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
drab buck-toothed site filthpig
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
glittery crotch
  05/10/24
No
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Odious Kitty Round Eye
  05/10/24
180
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Iridescent Piazza Quadroon
  05/10/24
180
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Chrome School Cafeteria Immigrant
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Razzle-dazzle ebony crackhouse genital piercing
  05/10/24
180
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Chrome School Cafeteria Immigrant
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
adventurous maroon chapel windowlicker
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Dull Galvanic Yarmulke
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Puce Startling Patrolman
  05/12/24
...
drab buck-toothed site filthpig
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Ruddy blood rage
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
twinkling geriatric striped hyena
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
emerald impertinent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
...
hateful rose codepig
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Soggy idiotic turdskin shrine
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Iridescent Piazza Quadroon
  05/10/24
180
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
supple school son of senegal
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Flickering Citrine Public Bath
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
emerald impertinent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Alcoholic Azure Giraffe Garrison
  05/10/24
...
Boyish affirmative action
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
hairraiser sickened toaster
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
appetizing pontificating organic girlfriend mad cow disease
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
electric mildly autistic pistol
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Odious Kitty Round Eye
  05/10/24
...
stimulating shivering theater stage feces
  05/10/24
...
cyan unhinged azn
  05/10/24
...
emerald impertinent friendly grandma
  05/11/24
Kike!
Opaque hot set
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
glittery crotch
  05/10/24
he was an associate
shimmering halford
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
wonderful brethren
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Rebellious Personal Credit Line Ratface
  05/10/24
...
Ruddy blood rage
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Orange Selfie
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
exhilarant khaki really tough guy
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
wonderful brethren
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
hyperactive trailer park
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
wonderful brethren
  05/12/24
probably no one
drab buck-toothed site filthpig
  05/12/24
...
cyan unhinged azn
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
irate haunted graveyard market
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Passionate Native Pocket Flask
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
wonderful brethren
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Flickering Citrine Public Bath
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Passionate Native Pocket Flask
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Flickering Citrine Public Bath
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
arousing coldplay fan
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Heady judgmental ticket booth clown
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Flickering Citrine Public Bath
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Puce Startling Patrolman
  05/12/24
...
irate haunted graveyard market
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: drab buck-toothed site filthpig

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Wild crystalline area

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: scarlet disturbing orchestra pit new version

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: drab buck-toothed site filthpig

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: glittery crotch

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Odious Kitty Round Eye

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Piazza Quadroon

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Chrome School Cafeteria Immigrant

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ebony crackhouse genital piercing

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Chrome School Cafeteria Immigrant

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: adventurous maroon chapel windowlicker

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Dull Galvanic Yarmulke

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Puce Startling Patrolman

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: drab buck-toothed site filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Ruddy blood rage

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: twinkling geriatric striped hyena

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: emerald impertinent friendly grandma

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: hateful rose codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Soggy idiotic turdskin shrine

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Iridescent Piazza Quadroon

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: supple school son of senegal

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Flickering Citrine Public Bath

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: emerald impertinent friendly grandma

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Azure Giraffe Garrison

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Boyish affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened toaster

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: appetizing pontificating organic girlfriend mad cow disease

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic pistol

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Odious Kitty Round Eye

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: stimulating shivering theater stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: cyan unhinged azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: emerald impertinent friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Opaque hot set

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: glittery crotch

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: shimmering halford

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful brethren

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Rebellious Personal Credit Line Ratface

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Ruddy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Orange Selfie

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: exhilarant khaki really tough guy

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: wonderful brethren

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: hyperactive trailer park

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: wonderful brethren

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: drab buck-toothed site filthpig

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: cyan unhinged azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: irate haunted graveyard market

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Passionate Native Pocket Flask

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: wonderful brethren

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Flickering Citrine Public Bath

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Passionate Native Pocket Flask

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Flickering Citrine Public Bath

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: arousing coldplay fan

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Heady judgmental ticket booth clown

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Flickering Citrine Public Bath

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Puce Startling Patrolman

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: irate haunted graveyard market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)