The best description I’ve ever read of Val Kilmer is that when he makes an acting choice he doesn’t play it straight and he doesn’t do the opposite, like the good ones. He does something perpendicular. And this movie is full of perpendicular choices that make him perfect for the straight man in an absurdist comedy.

Interesting note, the movie clearly codes homosexual as evil.

I rate it 7.5 Icemans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48816904)

I also had never seen this movie (maybe once some Saturday on tv as a matinee) and really enjoyed it. It’s got a great cast totally committed to the preposterous premise.

Val Kilmer is again completely developed, fully inhabiting the total weirdness of his character, even as he has to find an emotional connection with a high school super genius. Every line and his physicality is delivered in such an unusual and surprising way. This is a fantastic way to kill an afternoon.

7.0 Icemans

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This is only Val Kilmer’s third film, but it’s the third time he’s cast as the Uber Male (bizarrely, his third time showing off his physical dexterity with his fingers).

Every scene is iconic and it sets the standard for the modern action movie, while featuring surprisingly little action. The flight scenes became the greatest recruiting tool in the history of the Pentagon and is still the reason they happily loan military equipment to almost any production.

As a kid the death of Goose was the second most affecting film death (behind Apollo Creed) and I can’t hear Good Balls of Fire without picturing a widowed Meg Ryan and Goose’s baby.

As explained by Quentin Tarantino, the film is a meditation on a young man deciding between heterosexuality and homosexuality and against Val Kilmer the ladies don’t stand a chance.

Val Kilmer’s performance is a smoldering, sweat-slicked fever dream of homoerotic tension. He struts onto the screen with a chiseled jawline and a cocksure swagger that practically drips with unspoken desire, turning every cockpit into a crucible of barely restrained lust. His icy blonde locks and piercing stares lock onto Maverick like a heat-seeking missile, each confrontation crackling with a subtext so thick you could cut it with a flight stick. The volleyball scene is a glistening, sun-drenched ballet of flexing biceps and taut torsos, where Kilmer’s smirking confidence and cool detachment feel like a teasing invitation, daring Maverick to close the distance. Their rivalry is less a clash of egos and more a dance of pent-up yearning.

Even Kelly Gillis’ trans man performance can’t sway Maverick away from the gay way.

“I want some butts!”

10 Icemans

https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM?si=WLXTqc6Q7LzoC_mi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48833905)

can you pls post the films in chrono order? Id like to see the list and just run my eyes over his gorgeous filmography

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48834069)

As an adult, I understand why. The plot is very basic shit, with dumb mythical creatures (the Brownies?). The humans aren’t even humans, they’re daikini. I did not enjoy having to spend so much time thinking about Warwick Davis’ monster hands. Also ridiculous that they’re forced to give a baby so much screen time - the movie would be much better if Elora was a tween.

But Val Kilmer delivers. It’s a complete 180 from his role as iceman, playing villainous, goofy, and heroic, often within moments of each other. He handles it as well as he can and is totally committed to the bit. It’s the George Lucas story/script that is mostly retarded.

I rate it 3 Icemans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48840958)

Movie is a crisp 90 minutes that ends with a quintuple cross as the mob, cops, and others try to find Jack and some stolen mob money.

Michael Madsen as the bad news boyfriend is an unexpected surprise. Tarantino basically cast him to play the same role in Reservoir Dogs. Available free on Amazon Prime. This is a strong recommend if you’re looking for something to watch and want an old school potboiler.

7 Icemans

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I owned a VHS copy of this in middle school and would easily jerk off twice every time I watched, especially the black magic sex scene. This is also one of my favorite Oliver Stone movies. If you haven’t seen it, you must.

10 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48843206)

he did an incredible job of acting, but cot damn Morrisson seems like the most insufferable pretentious cocksucker in an industry known for this type of person

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If we can trust Oliver Stone’s new biographical film, “The Doors,” life for Jim Morrison was like being trapped for months at a time in the party from hell. He wanders out of the sun’s glare, a curly haired Southern California beach boy with a cute pout and a notebook full of poetry. He picks up a beer, he smokes a joint, and then life goes on fast-forward as he gobbles up drugs and booze with both hands, while betraying his friends and making life miserable for anyone who loves him. By the age of 27 he is dead. Watching the movie is like being stuck in a bar with an obnoxious drunk, when you’re not drinking.

The songs he left behind, it is true, are wonderful. Many of them are on the soundtrack of “The Doors,” which combines Morrison’s original vocals and new vocals by Val Kilmer so seamlessly that there is never, not even for a moment, the sensation that Kilmer is not singing everything we hear. That illusion is strengthened by Kilmer’s appearance. He looks so uncannily like Jim Morrison that we feel this is not a case of casting, but of possession.

The performance is the best thing in the movie – and since nearly every scene centers on Morrison, that is not small praise. Val Kilmer has always had a remarkable talent, which until now has been largely overlooked, but if you want to see why Stone thought he could be convincing as a rock star, look at “Top Secret!,” the “Airplane!”-style spoof of spy movies in which Kilmer plays Elvis Presley. Because of Kilmer, and because of extraordinary location work with countless convincing extras, the concert scenes in “The Doors” play with the authenticity of a documentary.

If the songs are timeless and the concert footage is convincing, however, the scenes from life are more painful than in any other backstage movie I can remember. The typical showbiz biopic describes a sort of parabola, in which the talented kid wins early fame, begins to self-destruct, hits bottom, and then makes his big comeback and goes on, of course, to have a movie made about him. Jim Morrison becomes a star very quickly, and then self-destructs as quickly and efficiently as he can. It is not a pretty picture. He must have been one of those people with a constitutional inability to handle drugs or booze in any quantity. For him there is no moderation; he isn’t seeking to get high, he’s looking for oblivion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48885098)

Kilmer, who is part Indian IRL, plays a part Indian FBI agent sent to Badlands South Dakota to investigate some recent murders set against internal political violence based on the real life American Indian Movement. It’s a solid, well made movie and Kilmer’s extremely in control playing a hothead who hates his family past.

If you like Wind River, you will like this movie because they’re extremely similar. It’s actually kind of surprising how woke (in the sense of awareness) this movie is for 1992, but I think that’s because the AIM and FBI fight was very public and well known at the time. Good watch, free on Prime.

I rate it 8 Icemans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48843663)

But it is packed with great actors, including especially Powers Boothe and Val Kilmer. Kilmer’s Doc Holliday is considered the most iconic and he steals the scene every time he is on screen. Hopefully you’ve already seen this one and can just watch some clips of Kilmer online.

I rate it 7 Icemens and 10 Huckleberrys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48844018)

https://youtu.be/Kk9A6E1EXjI?si=Ii9fHCEE0flsNd2h

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Kilmer is just not a good Batman. And he gives line readings here that would embarrass a high school drama teacher. He plays Wayne as very stern but then is forced by the script to be silly.

Despite all its flaws, this version of Batman is still somewhat enjoyable, mainly because Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey are having the time of their life playing baddies. When this came out Jim Carrey was arguably the biggest movie star in the world, having just released Ace Venture, The Mask, and Dumb and Dumber. And TLJ turns it up to 11. The best scene in the movie is Riddler meeting Two Face for the first time.

I rate it 4 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48848527)

https://youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?si=8r6gZj1JF4jwzzS9

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"The maitre said, 'Oh, I hear you're working with Tommy Lee Jones. He's over in the corner having dinner.' I went over and I said, 'Hey Tommy, how are you doing?' and the blood just drained from his face. And he got up shaking — he must have been in mid kill me fantasy or something like that. And he went to hug me and he said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I said, 'What's the problem?' and pulled up a chair, which probably wasn't smart. And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891843)

I hadn’t actually sat down and watched this thing in one sitting in at least 15 years, and it was the most enjoyable movie watching experience I’ve had in long time, including watching all of the movies on this list.

It is smart, thrilling, creates an entire universe of L.A., beautiful to look at (inspired by L.A. noir: https://images.app.goo.gl/FNiEWtJpbMSTzMvo8 ), stocked to the gills with great actors and feels too short at just under three hours. It is also the source of our greatest Spaceporn meme (pls someone link).

It’s Michael Mann’s masterpiece (Heat 2 is apparently in production). Al Pacino is insanely over the top, but actually in control. Sizemore is electric. Natalie Portman leaves an impression with just one scene. Ashley Judd with just a few, like they forgot she was in the movie. De Niro is playing a character unlike all his others. It has two subplots that could be their own movies (serial killing Waingro, who nearly steals a lot of his scenes, and the plot to sell the financier back his own bonds). And of course there is the diner scene with Pacino and De Niro at their peak, before they became caricatures. I always forget that that scene starts with a completely gratuitous but gorgeous helicopter chase.

Then the robbery centerpiece is so well done it has never been bested - iconic shot after iconic shot all the while raising the stakes higher and higher. It’s been ripped off so many times but even when ripped off well, like in Den of Thieves, it’s not even close. Even Christopher Nolan used its style to open The Dark Knight. Mann manages to get all the characters invested into the robbery and subsequent chase to flee.

And Kilmer. Maybe this is his third most iconic role, just from the shot where he flips the loot and starts firing in downtown L.A. He is electric. His devotion to his family coupled with his gambling problem, contrasted with his ice-cold approach to the work. Supposedly the new sequel will be about his son Dominick all grown up. That’s how good Kilmer is - he created the spinoff.

After watching this and getting to reread old essays about how great this movie is, it is obvious this one of the three greatest heist movies of all time, yet somehow still incredibly underrated.

10 of 10 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48856213)

Terje Rypdal, Joy Division, Moby and Passengers tracks are incredible finds that nobody was thinking about

Every track feels like it was originally composed for that specific scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891837)

My expectations were so low that I was able to accept it for what it was: a cheesy B-movie made with a big budget and top acting talent. Marlon Brando is terrible (his daughter killed self during filming), but Kilmer is shockingly dialed in for his performance as a disaffected brain surgeon devolving into madness. He has a great arc in this film and his last line and death scene are great. It also features a young David Thewlis and Ron Perlman as the leader of the mutants.

If you accept it for what it is rather than its reputation, it’s not a bad watch if you have 98 minutes to spare. Also, prime Fairuza Balk as a cat mutant.

Apparently Val gave Brando a run for his money in terms of being difficult to work with and this movie really marked the beginning of the end of Kilmer’s major star period in Hollywood.

Five Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48861122)

The second act of the movie is kind of a mess and is little boring as the pair hunt the lions. Maybe it’s because I am a middle aged man into history, but I wanted more about building the railroad and colonialism. There is not much going on in the subtext of the movie - it’s just pure man v. nature. The special effects are pretty bad, even by 1996 standards, but the film did win an Oscar for sound editing.

I saw Ghost and The Darkness when it came out and mostly forgot about it and after watching it again, I will probably forget about it very soon.

4 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48861608)

ok nvmd you can't even get in on torrent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48862519)

But the gimmick with the costumes and the accents and the dumb saints names makes it look ridiculous. He puts on four hours of makeup in two minutes several times . Literally nothing happens that makes sense. An apartment building has a common shared space for hiding from the stassi. At one point they get lost in the sewers and some rando revolutionary art thieves guide them to the embassy. Cold fusion is invented in an hour - in her head! Elizabeth Shue was one of the biggest force memes of all time and her character is crazy.

Just complete horseshit of a movie. Kilmer seems like he was having fun though and did put a lot of work into all the accents. Bitchin’ 1990s sound track.

2 Icemens (artificially inflated because I know there is some real trash coming up in the 2000s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48861888)

😢😢😢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48862238)

Val goes full bore, though, as a blind masseuse. He is very believable as a blind man. During press interviews he said this was the hardest role he’s ever done and it’s clear he really wanted to nail being blind. So far the only movie where he kind of half assed it was Batman Forever. The movie kind of gets good in the final act when his blindness goes Flower for Algernon, but it is painful getting there.

It’s a tedious Lifetime level romcom with bad dialogue that isn’t worth watching - but Kilmer is impressive in it. I checked how much time was left at least a dozen times. One hilarious scene was Nathan Lane taking him to a strip club to do a seeing therapy session. Bizarre Oliver Sacks cameo.

Three Icemen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48863115)

It’s a tough watch in places if you know anything about how alcoholism destroys families and how Joe is almost certainly doomed. Kilmer’s best scene is at the end as he previews his son’s possible paths forward. Kilmer was recently divorced when he made this and he’s drawing from some dark places.

Would recommend, available for rent.

6.5 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48864129)

Val Kilmer is in this movie for like 15 seconds. He was great. I enjoyed this movie, but very much not an important part of the Val Kilmer oeuvre.

Five Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48866332)

Val Kilmer plays a “space janitor” and plays him basically as a spiritual stoner. He is kind of phoning it in here but I enjoyed it.

Apparently Kilmer and Sizemore hated each other on set and Kilmer did all sorts of dickish things to him, so a producer made Sizemore just promise not to punch him in the face. He did end up punching him and throwing a weight at him after Kilmer belittled him. They’re supposed to play buddies but they ended up hating each other so much they had to use body doubles for all the scenes where they’re talking directly to each other. Absolutely hilarious old Hollywood shit.

I’m barely 1/3 into this Kilmer project and it’s starting to get expensive having to rent these, since no one in their right mind would want to watch this and therefore no one is licensing it for streaming. But the second and third acts were watchable.

3.5 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48872665)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_to_Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891823)

They’re both dead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891911)

Kilmer is perfect as an adolescently stunted crankhead with more going on in his head. I see why this movie is considered a cult classic. But when the real plot and psychodrama reveals itself it’s just too bonkers and far fetched. What the fuck was his plan? But the momentum carries you through that mess and all of the fake out endings.

It’s available free on YouTube and worth a watch if you’ve never seen it.

8 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48876338)

This movie was produced by John Thompson, of German Goo Girls fame, starring Christian Slater, Kilmer, Bokeem Woodbine, Daryl Hannah, and Verne Troyer, all of whom have the energy of a high school drama kid who thinks he’s getting his first big break. Seriously wild scene in the first three minutes when Verne Troyer pops out of a pregnant chick’s belly.

Kilmer gives a great performance as a bonkers FBI agent wearing a suit that does not fit. None of this is supposed to make sense anyway, so he can just do whatever he wants. It feels like this movie should have come out in 1988. Can’t really recommend this as a good use of your time, but it’s free on Tubi. There is a lot of Tubi in my future.

6 Icemans*

*for these trash movies I am rating Kilmer alone, the movie is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48877931)

you will be legend if you finish this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48878883)

Not sure why the critics didn’t like it more, but the cast is awesome, including Josh Lucas using the n-word, Jeanine Garofolo, Tim Blake Nelson, Eric Bogosion, Kate Bosworth, Lisa Kudrow and more. It’s shot in a very 70s-style, with some great visual filmmaking and a tight script. My guess is that the critics were writing in 2003 and the true crime boom hadn’t started yet. One critic said Boogie Nights was more realistic, which is absurd.

All the critics agreed, however, that Kilmer was excellent. After his Jim Morrison, this is Kilmer’s second best performance so far on this list. I don’t think John Holmes had this level of range, but Kilmer is acting his ass off and you get an amazing picture of a big shot in his own mind junkie. He actually makes you feel sorry for him when the truth is it’s a shame he wasn’t murdered also. His performance creates all sorts of doubt as to what really happened.

Will lead you down some Wikipedia rabbit holes. Available free on Plex.

10 Icemans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48880613)

Kilmer has a small role as a Lieutenant who encounters the main characters as the pursue their Apache kidnapped daughter. No idea why they felt the need to cast Kilmer, it’s not an important part. Even still, he finds a way to give his character real depth and some surprise when he apologizes for his enlisted men looting.

4 Icemen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48881608)

This movie is lousy with great actors, from Cheech Marin to Jessica Lange to Giovanni Ribisi (amazing scene) to Luke Wilson to Ed Harris (in blackface) to Christian Slater to John Goodman to Angela Bassett to Mickey Rourke to Chris Penn to - I could go on (Jeff Bridges, Selma Hayek, Bruce Dern, etc.). And of course Bob Dylan performing a half dozen songs.

There’s a loose plot, but it’s mostly a collection of short scenes with great actors philosophizing, kind of like an early Linklater film. It was written in part by Bob Dylan, part of the last very productive part of his career. Is it good? I don’t know. Should you watch it? Fuck yes.

Kilmer’s scene is below so you can see for yourself how into the project the actors were. If you like this scene you’ll find this an enjoyable movie. Free on Tubi.

7.5 Icemans

https://youtu.be/jGh6R3ZA0-Y?si=d-Z3pokFS57Rd4_b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48882484)

That line was written by David Mamet, who wrote and directed this thing. Apparently Kilmer hated working with David Mamet and found him a pretentious asshole. The plot is preposterous, but Mamet clearly sprinkled some magic dust on this thing because it strangely works.

Kilmer is excellent as a “worker bee” delta force sniper/recon who is sucked into plot around who kidnapped the president’s daughter and sold her to be a Saudi portapotty. America’s sweetheart Kristen Bell plays the Saudi portapotty with lines like, “I’m just a whore, a little whore. Raised by wolves.” Again, this is a David fucking Mamet movie. Kilmer really elevates this picture and gives it some gravity you wouldn’t get from a Statham or Gerard Butler. Available for rent, $3.95. If you want a stupid action movie that is actually a good stupid action movie, then this is a solid choice.

7 Icemens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48883531)

The movie is a little muddled, but it’s messy like real life. Val Kilmer plays the marine corp boot camp Sargent and I think I realized what it is about Kilmer that makes him so fascinating to watch. He’s not afraid to play dumb and when he plays a character as being dumb it’s believable. Most actors who play a mildly dumb character cant do it in a way where you don’t notice they’re playing dumb. Kilmer can be dumb and your reaction is “this guy is dumb” not “he’s playing this guy as dumb.” It’s worth watching just for Kilmer’s take on this cliched role.

The movie is a bit like Catcher in the Rye meets Girl, Interrupted meets Tigerland, so if you like those you should enjoy this. The reviews run the gamut from praise to pan, so ymmv. Really melancholic vibe and does a great job of capturing the early 80s. It made me wish I could fall in love with a crazy girl for the first time all over again. It’s free on Prime.

7 Icemens

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Hour 2: Okay, I can see why some people don’t like this movie.

Hour 3: Must be getting close…There’s an hour left?!?!

Hour 4: Holy shit, Alexander wouldn’t have lived to see the end of this.

I chose the Ultimate Cut because 1) I’d only ever seen the theatrical version, 2) It has way more Val Kilmer, and 3) way more gay shit. It’s actually a significant improvement over the original version, which was mostly chronological. This one opens with the battle of Guagamela and it’s awesome. Then it alternates between his march through the known world and much longer flashbacks to growing up with his father, Philip, played by Kilmer. It also plays much more with the themes around Alexander being a god or a titan.

One of the stoic quotes I noodle on frequently is that, “In life, the world was not big enough for Alexander. In death, a coffin sufficed.” So I’m predisposed to enjoy this movie, which takes the history and actual conquest seriously. It adds Angelina Jolie in her prime as a barbarian queen and, other than her accent, she is fantastic. The accents are all over the place. Kilmer’s is almost Irish.

The movie is extremely stuck in 2004 and how we think about it. People wanted to trash Colin Farrell and Oliver Stone and the entire tension around his sexuality would be nonexistent if the movie was made today (everyone in 1950 and everyone today would agree he did some buggery, but only in 2004 did people feel the need to argue he was straight/gay).

Kilmer is really good, but his Philip is one of the least historically accurate parts of the movie. Still he fills the screen when he’s on it, which is a lot more in this cut. Farrell doesn’t really have the range to hit all the notes but is good in places.

Great cast (Gregor Clegane is in this) and shot beautifully, with the battles being excellent. Battle of Guagamela and in the Indian forest with the elephants are awesome. But just too much boring faggotry spacing out the 3 and 1/2 hours. There’s actually an intermission. I think it’s better than its reputation, but I’m not going to pay to watch this ever again.

6 Icemens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48885821)

It’s a New Line Cinema style horror/slasher flick with an FBI profiler twist. It bears zero resemblance to the book or 180 TV show. It’s not the worst of its genre, and the underwater bullet fight at the end is kind of cool, but there’s no reason any thinking adult should watch this. It’s the kind of thing that would be loved by teenagers and meth addicts who stole the DVD.

Signed up for Kanopy to watch this - apparently you can watch movies free with your library card.

3 Icemens

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Robert Downey, Jr. plays basically Robert Downey, Jr. as a small time crook who stumbles into a Hollywood murder plot that I couldn’t explain to you if my life depended on it. It makes Under the Silver Lake seem like an episode of Colombo. Michelle Monaghan plays the love interest, and watching her in her prime gives her role in White Lotus S3 a newfound sense of depth and sadness. Men would have fought wars for her the way she looks in this movie.

Kilmer is the big draw though, playing gay for the first time in his career. Apparently the writer (who created the Lethal Weapon franchise) wanted to do something where the big tough guy was gay. The problem is that Kilmer is the least convincing gay you’ve ever seen. That’s probably why the other characters are constantly having to remind the audience he is gay. Watching all of these films I’ve realized that Kilmer is strangely asexual, a real Iceman. He only did one romance on this list and seems to go out of his way to avoid having sex in a lot of these movies. His role as Jim Morrison is the only one I would say was bristling with sexuality, but even there he ramps up the childlike naïveté.

The movie is good and funny and I’d watch it again, but it’s not half as funny as The Nice Guys.

7 Icemens

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The plot involves a desert countryside with a group of rowdy cowboys, a woman bar tender and a drunkard sheriff.

A peaceful village suddenly turns violent when a certain stranger walks into a bar with the poster of a wanted man. He enters into a scuffle with other cowboys. He manages to escape from the clutches of the locals and then is chased by them.

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That’s the entire plot summary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891854)

131 reviews on letterboxed, you just need 2 pony up the $27 and torrent it for the rest of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5705567&forum_id=2#48891873)