UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf
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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: Arousing school
I've been with her for 8 years now.
We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.
She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.
Life is great.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308043) |
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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Arousing school
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"
Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.
Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308247) |
Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM Author: Lilac Telephone
180, congrats!
Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308062) |
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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: Arousing school
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.
I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.
We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308072) |
Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM Author: ungodly chestnut therapy cuckold
Also is she even overweight anymore
You know you could just put her on ozempic
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308108) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310191) |
Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Fragrant burgundy organic girlfriend old irish cottage
DON'T DO IT.
I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308195) |
Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: razzle macaca
Congrats!
Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308296) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: dirte
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.
If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309179) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: bloomington (🦬)
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.
Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.
The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.
Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.
IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309570) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: dirte
I'm never going to work another day in my life.
Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.
Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310155) |
Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: Disrespectful Arrogant Locale
Can't wait for your swinger arc
How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308478) |
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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309866) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317623) |
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