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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
Lemon Clown House
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
Gen X: The Poast
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Frozen Green Meetinghouse
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Who popped the question
insane nibblets jew
  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
insane nibblets jew
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad
  09/28/25
180
irate know-it-all home
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Talented Rose School Cafeteria Stock Car
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180
Zombie-like athletic conference
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Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen
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expected TSINAH
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swashbuckling travel guidebook
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
Confused low-t forum half-breed
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disrespectful yarmulke abode
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Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
swashbuckling travel guidebook
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180
Primrose selfie
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Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen
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180 congrats
hairraiser hominid
  09/27/25
TY
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
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Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen
  09/27/25
180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/28/25
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Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
floppy mad cow disease chapel
  09/28/25
Congrats?
lascivious balding location haunted graveyard
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
disrespectful yarmulke abode
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
big cerise space juggernaut
  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
cocky wonderful locale
  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
big cerise space juggernaut
  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
big cerise space juggernaut
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
Obsidian vibrant private investor
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
azure twisted roommate
  09/27/25
Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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  09/27/25
Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in gene...
lilac parlour
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comical massive electric furnace
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180 genital piercing
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Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
insane nibblets jew
  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/27/25
180
plum legend
  09/27/25
180 congrats!
charismatic chocolate hospital
  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
Flushed idiotic nursing home
  09/27/25
Congrats!
Brass provocative friendly grandma stage
  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
Razzle-dazzle garrison
  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
180
Rambunctious pozpig indian lodge
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180
Razzle-dazzle garrison
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ebony stead
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DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
Confused low-t forum half-breed
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lascivious balding location haunted graveyard
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
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Domesticated curious set therapy
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad
  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
Talented Rose School Cafeteria Stock Car
  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
lilac parlour
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
Vivacious Puppy
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
Vivacious Puppy
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
poppy mental disorder spot
  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
exciting underhanded rehab
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
exciting underhanded rehab
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
lascivious balding location haunted graveyard
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
lascivious balding location haunted graveyard
  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
excitant pervert
  09/27/25
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Obsidian vibrant private investor
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
excitant pervert
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
trip ape
  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
Obsidian vibrant private investor
  09/28/25
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adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
at-the-ready seedy lodge
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
Very Tactful Depressive International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/28/25
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shaky locus water buffalo
  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
Domesticated curious set therapy
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
...
adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
Domesticated curious set therapy
  09/28/25
180
yellow public bath dopamine
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disgusting goyim
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
180 genital piercing
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
Vivacious Puppy
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
bipolar lavender sandwich
  09/28/25
what's his name??
indigo hyperventilating dragon place of business
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
Aphrodisiac address
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
Obsidian vibrant private investor
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
cr, ty
adventurous brindle indirect expression
  09/28/25
bravo
Domesticated curious set therapy
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
fragrant crusty den
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
lilac parlour
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
fragrant crusty den
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
Obsidian vibrant private investor
  10/01/25
congratulations!
180 genital piercing
  09/28/25
Thanks
lilac parlour
  09/28/25
180
comical massive electric furnace
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
mind-boggling arrogant corner
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
lilac parlour
  09/29/25
congrats man!
bateful legal warrant
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
lilac parlour
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
opaque motley site
  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Lemon Clown House

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: lilac parlour

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy regret

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Confused low-t forum half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308192)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bearded hissy fit national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308346)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308496)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bright ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308522)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Misunderstood Mediation School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308697)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: lascivious balding location haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308711)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Domesticated curious set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309149)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: anal spectacular menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309157)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: lilac parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309186)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: yellow public bath dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: comical massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309930)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Frozen Green Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311031)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49373596)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: insane nibblets jew

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: insane nibblets jew

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: irate know-it-all home

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Talented Rose School Cafeteria Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308292)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308047)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308093)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: disrespectful yarmulke abode

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Confused low-t forum half-breed

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: disrespectful yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Primrose selfie

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: lilac parlour

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308095)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: lilac parlour

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Out-of-control laser beams liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308096)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: floppy mad cow disease chapel

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: lascivious balding location haunted graveyard

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: lilac parlour

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: disrespectful yarmulke abode

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: big cerise space juggernaut

Do you ever buttfuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308086)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: cocky wonderful locale

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: big cerise space juggernaut

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: lilac parlour

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: big cerise space juggernaut

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: lilac parlour

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Obsidian vibrant private investor

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: heady carnelian center digit ratio

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: azure twisted roommate

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: aqua partner nowag

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: irate know-it-all home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: comical massive electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: insane nibblets jew

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: plum legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: charismatic chocolate hospital

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic nursing home

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Brass provocative friendly grandma stage

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garrison

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lilac parlour

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Rambunctious pozpig indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: ebony stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: saffron roast beef useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Confused low-t forum half-breed

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: lascivious balding location haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Domesticated curious set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone piazza chad

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Talented Rose School Cafeteria Stock Car

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Puppy

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Puppy

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: poppy mental disorder spot

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: lilac parlour

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: exciting underhanded rehab

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: exciting underhanded rehab

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: lascivious balding location haunted graveyard

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: lascivious balding location haunted graveyard

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: excitant pervert

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: bipolar lavender sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Obsidian vibrant private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: excitant pervert

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: lilac parlour

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: trip ape

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian vibrant private investor

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready seedy lodge

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Very Tactful Depressive International Law Enforcement Agency

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: shaky locus water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Violet Overrated Resort Shitlib

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Domesticated curious set therapy

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated curious set therapy

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: yellow public bath dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: disgusting goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Puppy

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: bipolar lavender sandwich

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: indigo hyperventilating dragon place of business

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac address

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Obsidian vibrant private investor

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: lilac parlour

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: adventurous brindle indirect expression

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Domesticated curious set therapy

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant crusty den

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: fragrant crusty den

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Obsidian vibrant private investor

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: 180 genital piercing

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: comical massive electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling arrogant corner

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: lilac parlour

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: bateful legal warrant

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: lilac parlour

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: opaque motley site

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2#49317649)