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Awesome things Drunkard has claimed on XO

1. Could easily be a judge right now if he wanted to cash in...
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
could've clerked on SCOTUS; once hefted a rifle at an ACLU g...
Maniacal Business Firm Crotch
  05/23/14
Half of his bragging on XO is "could have but didn't fe...
Sepia heaven
  05/23/14
true he was (along with baron von metal or whatever, and ...
Maniacal Business Firm Crotch
  05/23/14
I have said it before, but these dudes are all basically mal...
Sepia heaven
  05/23/14
cr
Maniacal Business Firm Crotch
  05/23/14
i like him
Aquamarine twisted pocket flask
  08/17/13
I'm in love. Minus the ackman/Pershing square part.
Maize factory reset button native
  08/17/13
STFU you little mentally ill ginger queer.
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
we ever gonna get some thong pics or what?
Haunting vigorous point shitlib
  08/17/13
Thong? Def not. Maybe swimsuit.
Maize factory reset button native
  08/17/13
Do it
beady-eyed claret useless brakes
  04/11/14
did this ever happen?
Maniacal Business Firm Crotch
  05/27/14
GO FUCK YOURSELF DOOBERSTEIN
marvelous filthpig hissy fit
  08/17/13
doobs, you son of a witch
Cobalt institution place of business
  08/17/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
vibrant orange wrinkle
  08/17/13
...
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
on track to bill 3400
Slate Adventurous Idiot
  08/17/13
Never claimed to be 6'4". Liquor is 101 proof. ...
startling 180 whorehouse
  08/17/13
Also magistrate not real judge
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
I can vouch for all of this except being 6'4". He's mo...
Doobsian jade site nowag
  08/17/13
I am 6'2" bro I just look short because I am fat.
startling 180 whorehouse
  08/17/13
Bullshit. You're barely shorter than me and I'm 6'0"
Doobsian jade site nowag
  08/17/13
Drunkard finished here. 6'2 was the only claim that mattered...
drunken sound barrier giraffe
  04/11/14
claiming to be 6'2" while actually being a sub 6' manle...
Sepia heaven
  04/11/14
Yeah I mean I didn't believe he was HLS summa with a 9"...
drunken sound barrier giraffe
  04/11/14
He also took the LSAT cold + drunk and still got a 175.
marvelous filthpig hissy fit
  08/17/13
180
Slate Adventurous Idiot
  08/17/13
no, 175
Wine shaky mother
  09/09/13
Forgot about that one.
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
does he seriously claim this
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
He honestly seems good at car stuff and he is generous in of...
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
These things are both true. He also (mostly) knows his shit ...
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
omg i need off of this account
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
You're not a fan?
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
no he's fine, i think that some of what he claims is true an...
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
I'm sorry :( I'll stop.
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
lol no, don't be ridiculous
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this gay So mami, best ...
Spruce vivacious national dragon
  09/09/13
lol, of course you picked monster. well done
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  09/09/13
[Intro - :D] Poast when it's lights out Sleep 'til it's br...
Spruce vivacious national dragon
  09/09/13
HO LY SHIT dude, this is really, really, really good
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  09/09/13
couldn't leave that honey minaj verse stranded
Spruce vivacious national dragon
  09/09/13
he seems to know a ton about cars. which makes me a fan bec...
Magenta Stirring Indian Lodge Background Story
  01/17/14
He's a good cat taker-carer-ofer too.
Mauve unholy den boiling water
  08/17/13
the best one yet
Cobalt institution place of business
  08/17/13
...
Slate Adventurous Idiot
  09/09/13
BTW cat is still alive and kicking. She and I are chilling ...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
Didn't this asshole use to fuck Rowan?
fishy main people
  08/17/13
He kept trying to get her to get in touch with him off-board...
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  08/17/13
hadn't he seen her IRL? why the hell would he actively try ...
Magenta Stirring Indian Lodge Background Story
  01/17/14
his insecurity is transparent, nor do i think he attempts to...
supple amber state
  08/17/13
Got a biglaw offer while weighing > 300 lbs.
Citrine Cracking Reading Party Yarmulke
  09/09/13
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bull headed massive crackhouse
  01/17/14
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marvelous filthpig hissy fit
  01/17/14
Sounds like Drunkard to me, pumo.
Red Internet-worthy Stock Car People Who Are Hurt
  01/17/14
"Nah. I am strong as an ox. When I was 205 I had a 50&q...
big station roast beef
  04/11/14
I looked good. I miss being like that.
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
Rofl. That would be an obscenely large chest for 6'2 205 now...
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
Be 305lb and lose 100lbs and see what happens.
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
LOL you jackass, simply being fat doesn't make you built or ...
Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur
  04/11/14
It's all in his superhuman genes, bro.
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
I lifted a lot during that phase too fwiw. Pre-weight lose ...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
Right. Just do bill 3000 hours, get drunk every night, eat l...
Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur
  04/11/14
Fucking lawl,,..drunkard should write a diet/fitness book ab...
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  05/23/14
...
big station roast beef
  06/05/14
...
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
LOL
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/22/24
I'm saying that would be too big for those other measurement...
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
I don't know what is so odd about the shape. I have a barre...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
No dumbass I mean at 205. Brother, when I was in the hayday ...
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
like all your claims, this one is fucking ludicrous if you t...
pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria
  09/23/18
fucking LOL at this shit. he basically claims to be built li...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  05/23/14
Someday someone will out me, and everyone will be like holy ...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
pretty sure it's impossible for any person to be as impresse...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  04/11/14
It's even more pathetic because he's lying about it.
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
To be fair, (RSF)
fuchsia telephone
  04/11/14
He was like 90% true, 10% flame which of the people I know I...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
To be fair, Brother I believe in you, that's why I posted...
fuchsia telephone
  04/11/14
given the number of people who have been outed by just a cou...
Diverse coldplay fan
  04/11/14
Claims to bill 3500 hrs a year even though he seems to post ...
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
Sports? I watch F1 races. Cars sure. I hang out at f-cha...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
To be fair, Billing 3.5k isn't really that unbelievable o...
fuchsia telephone
  04/11/14
I came close last year, but did not hit 3500. Never have ta...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
There might be a dozen people in the entire country who hit ...
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
To be fair, Brother there are probably *at least* a dozen...
fuchsia telephone
  04/11/14
excellent reference because i am pretty sure i have seen dru...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  04/11/14
LOL, anyone have a link for this one?
splenetic galvanic doctorate office
  06/06/20
Even weirder that he claims to approach those hours but is s...
Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur
  04/11/14
Obviously he works well drunk. Didn't you know he took the b...
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
It's all part of the routine. His scorched earth multi-facet...
Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur
  04/11/14
Nah, I just like writing briefs at night drunk.
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
That was a fun time and TBF to keep to the truth, I drank at...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
Copped bulge bracket ibanking from a TTT LAC; crushed the fu...
Copper Principal's Office Chad
  04/11/14
Proud owner of the only iPhone produced that allowed the use...
Copper Principal's Office Chad
  04/11/14
Settings-->general-->keyboard-->autocorrect my FRIE...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
yeah that's a totally normal, common thing to do. tons of my...
Irradiated school idea he suggested
  04/11/14
Apparently mine is the only one that has that option. Prest...
startling 180 whorehouse
  04/11/14
...
Irradiated school idea he suggested
  04/11/14
lol...would love to hear the story behind this one
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
for the longest time he would augment his "i'm a BAWSE ...
Copper Principal's Office Chad
  04/11/14
holy shit well now I don't know what to BELEE
Bateful burgundy volcanic crater
  04/11/14
to be fair, he did say he stopped drinking because he has go...
Dashing Emerald Brunch Sweet Tailpipe
  04/11/14
nice detective work aspiring ape
Embarrassed to the bone box office
  04/12/14
LOL durnkrad si dome herre
soggy ruddy black woman theater stage
  04/11/14
...
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/22/24
...
Diverse coldplay fan
  04/11/14
...
splenetic galvanic doctorate office
  04/11/14
...
Diverse coldplay fan
  04/12/14
devastating
Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  12/22/24
some discussion ITT from back when he was running that schti...
Diverse coldplay fan
  05/23/14
I think he deleted my thread calling him out about his iphon...
drunken sound barrier giraffe
  04/11/14
Fuck, Drunkard is done here.
Talking rebellious patrolman
  04/11/14
Eh, most posters familiar with him know he is substantially ...
splenetic galvanic doctorate office
  04/11/14
He's a good poaster but he's also a liar
aromatic personal credit line affirmative action
  04/11/14
Yep
splenetic galvanic doctorate office
  04/11/14
To be fair, "He's a good comedian but he's also funn...
fuchsia telephone
  04/12/14
One weird trick for turning on your iPhone's autocorrect is ...
razzle brilliant ticket booth rigpig
  04/12/14
...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  05/23/14
Fuck you I didn't read this bc I like drunkard
Hateful chapel
  05/23/14
lol 180 thread. I knew he was full of shit but I hadn't hear...
narrow-minded pervert
  05/23/14
...
Diverse coldplay fan
  05/23/14
...
sienna pit
  05/27/14
Hint: He lives in Gladwyne.
Contagious Coiffed Marketing Idea
  05/27/14
how do u kno?
Diverse coldplay fan
  05/28/14
...
big station roast beef
  06/05/14
...
pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria
  10/26/14
did anyone mention that he claims he pulled a gun on ACLU do...
bull headed massive crackhouse
  10/26/14
I WANT TO BELEIVE
razzle-dazzle set french chef
  01/05/15
just do assault by pointing because you disagree with some r...
sienna pit
  01/05/15
The college-aged super liberal ACLU volunteers knocking on t...
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
...
pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria
  01/05/15
Was on camping trip in Maine where buddy's head got bashed i...
beady-eyed claret useless brakes
  01/05/15
How is that awesome? It was terrible.
startling 180 whorehouse
  01/05/15
Because this is the most incredible of all my claims (and wa...
startling 180 whorehouse
  06/06/20
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pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria
  09/23/18
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electric walnut pistol hall
  12/07/18
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Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur
  04/30/20
got a group of his black bar buddies and women to take a pic...
excitant lavender electric furnace garrison
  06/07/20
I remember this one.
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
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sucking santa claus's dick
  12/22/24
was op fulano or jefe?
goodbye jews
  12/22/24


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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

1. Could easily be a judge right now if he wanted to cash in a favor with one of the many partners at his firm who think he's brilliant yet refuse to make him partner even in title only.

2. 4.0/4.0 undergrad/law but drank Belushi style the entire time.

3. 6'4"

4. Ex-model girlfriend has a BMI of like 16.

5. Is buddies with Bill Ackman and GC of Pershing Square, could work there if he had felt like pursuing it.

6. Studied for the bar for less than two weeks with nothing but a CMR that he "committed to memory" in a single weekend. Got drunk at lunch during the exam (he has witnesses!) still scored over 170 on the MBE.

7. Knows senior WLRK partners.

8. Teaches law school classes as an adjunct.

9. Can down a handle of 100 proof liquor in a single evening without puking.

What an awesome guy. I really look up to him and wish I was more like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857171)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Maniacal Business Firm Crotch

could've clerked on SCOTUS; once hefted a rifle at an ACLU guy who was going door-to-door (does the ACLU go door-to-door?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613758)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Sepia heaven

Half of his bragging on XO is "could have but didn't feel like..." claims about things that are 10X more prestigious than anything he actually does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613781)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Maniacal Business Firm Crotch

true

he was (along with baron von metal or whatever, and denecrane and stabby and some others of that ilk) a kind of the "fucked another guy's gf, feel SOOO guilty" threads e.g. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1586389&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Sepia heaven

I have said it before, but these dudes are all basically male Ruskies that just cum to XO to unsubtly try to initiate conversation about how awesome and special they are. If that kind of outlet is your main attraction to this place, then you have a screw loose IRL IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613846)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Maniacal Business Firm Crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613850)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine twisted pocket flask

i like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857188)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Maize factory reset button native

I'm in love. Minus the ackman/Pershing square part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857191)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

STFU you little mentally ill ginger queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857220)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Haunting vigorous point shitlib

we ever gonna get some thong pics or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857223)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Maize factory reset button native

Thong? Def not. Maybe swimsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857257)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret useless brakes

Do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364684)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Business Firm Crotch

did this ever happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641674)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: marvelous filthpig hissy fit

GO FUCK YOURSELF DOOBERSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Cobalt institution place of business

doobs, you son of a witch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860758)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: vibrant orange wrinkle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860906)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860321)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Idiot

on track to bill 3400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Never claimed to be 6'4".

Liquor is 101 proof.

Never claimed 4.0/4.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860482)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Also magistrate not real judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364578)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Doobsian jade site nowag

I can vouch for all of this except being 6'4". He's more like 6'0".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860487)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

I am 6'2" bro I just look short because I am fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860492)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Doobsian jade site nowag

Bullshit. You're barely shorter than me and I'm 6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860515)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:17 AM
Author: drunken sound barrier giraffe

Drunkard finished here. 6'2 was the only claim that mattered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364886)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Sepia heaven

claiming to be 6'2" while actually being a sub 6' manlet sounds about right for his usual level of exaggeration.

not like the guy is 5'9" or anything, but he has deluded himself into thinking he is the literal and figurative height of prestige at 6'2".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364887)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: drunken sound barrier giraffe

Yeah I mean I didn't believe he was HLS summa with a 9" cock and a 50m book of business but none of that matters anyway since he's a confirmed 5'11 chubby aspie dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: marvelous filthpig hissy fit

He also took the LSAT cold + drunk and still got a 175.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860496)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860505)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: Wine shaky mother

no, 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021409)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

Forgot about that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860508)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

does he seriously claim this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860761)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

He honestly seems good at car stuff and he is generous in offering help on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860500)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

These things are both true. He also (mostly) knows his shit on handguns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860510)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

omg i need off of this account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860764)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

You're not a fan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860772)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

no he's fine, i think that some of what he claims is true and i find him amusing, but i just need to get off of this account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860776)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

I'm sorry :( I'll stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860778)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

lol no, don't be ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860802)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: Spruce vivacious national dragon

'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this gay

So mami, best advice is just get on this CA

Have you ever "tried" sex with a dcpoast?

Put the pussy on trial, Areopagus

Now she bragging that my dick like Snuffleupagus

Head of the class, bet she bake some scholarship

I'm living in the future so the present is my past

My brokeback is a blessing fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021328)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:35 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

lol, of course you picked monster. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021334)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Spruce vivacious national dragon

[Intro - :D]

Poast when it's lights out

Sleep 'til it's bright out

Oh just another lonely day

Are you willing to poast your life away?

[Intro 2 - bloodacre]

Bitch, I'm a poaster, no-good cock sucker

Fat motherfucker -- now look who got heart trouble

As you cum up to my room all you hear is bass licks,

All you see is great dicks, and posters of great Knicks

[Chorus TBD]

[Verse 1 - askav]

The best active or retired hands down huh

(By the way, this is askav right now huh)

And my threads more re(a)d than the devil is

And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch

No matter who else you forget

Ain't nobody poast like this

Do the screed and the rap, do the dips with no assists

And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit

Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit

I heard people 'mirin' Spackler's swollen traps mayne

But the squat rack always give me back pain

Fucking up my interviews so yeah I had to act sane

Chi lawyer but Bay hoes love my accent

Meghan chatted me and said

"This the number to dial

If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now"

Mix that dino DNA and call her clever-boo, yah

Cot damn, aktp, hit them with a new style

Force that motherfuckin meme, with the hummingbird crew now

Chick a cherry chipwich, gosh it's almost cool now

Cream a yearning dry disc, but IFNB's the new now

Think you HBO'd pumos really really need to cool out

'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021382)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

HO

LY

SHIT

dude, this is really, really, really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021394)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Spruce vivacious national dragon

couldn't leave that honey minaj verse stranded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021411)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Magenta Stirring Indian Lodge Background Story

he seems to know a ton about cars. which makes me a fan because he's one of the few doods on xo who do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852145)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Mauve unholy den boiling water

He's a good cat taker-carer-ofer too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860522)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Cobalt institution place of business

the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860774)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: Slate Adventurous Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021354)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

BTW cat is still alive and kicking. She and I are chilling here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364689)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: fishy main people

Didn't this asshole use to fuck Rowan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860640)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

He kept trying to get her to get in touch with him off-board when she was working for that shitlaw firm in Delaware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860681)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Magenta Stirring Indian Lodge Background Story

hadn't he seen her IRL? why the hell would he actively try to fuck her? i could see getting drunk and fucking her but i can't imagine anyone actively pursuing her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852140)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: supple amber state

his insecurity is transparent, nor do i think he attempts to hide it. that in itself isn't all that despicable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860748)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Citrine Cracking Reading Party Yarmulke

Got a biglaw offer while weighing > 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021344)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852120)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: marvelous filthpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852129)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Red Internet-worthy Stock Car People Who Are Hurt

Sounds like Drunkard to me, pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852172)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: big station roast beef

"Nah. I am strong as an ox. When I was 205 I had a 50" chest and 34in waist."

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2539958&mc=39&forum_id=2#25364540

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364560)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

I looked good. I miss being like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364577)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

Rofl. That would be an obscenely large chest for 6'2 205 now that I think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364589)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Be 305lb and lose 100lbs and see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364603)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur

LOL you jackass, simply being fat doesn't make you built or strong. If you lost 100 lbs. through pure diet while chain-smoking, drinking heavily, and living the biglaw never-not-on-your-ass lifestyle, you looked like garbage. This is some of the dumbest shit you have every claimed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364626)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

It's all in his superhuman genes, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364633)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

I lifted a lot during that phase too fwiw. Pre-weight lose I was a 54/46. I also lost the weight in the span of less than year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364638)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM
Author: Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur

Right. Just do bill 3000 hours, get drunk every night, eat like shit, and lift a little bit and suddenly have a top 0.001% proportioned physique that makes you look like Ray Lewis with a thinner waist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364653)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

Fucking lawl,,..drunkard should write a diet/fitness book about what THEY don't want you to know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364673)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618583)



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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: big station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25690152)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476946)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477143)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

I'm saying that would be too big for those other measurements. You'd weigh more if ur chest were really 50 at that size, and you'd most likely be a competitive body builder if u weren't fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364630)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

I don't know what is so odd about the shape. I have a barrel chest. I was not ripped in the least. I sort of looked like a pasty beer keg on some decent sized legs (try carrying around 300lbs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364671)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:45 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

No dumbass I mean at 205. Brother, when I was in the hayday of my lifting and was fatscular as fuck, my chest was about 47.5 inches, but that was at 6'2 235-240. I'm also medium-large framed for my height and have a barrel chest. And I didn't just do the drink a handle of wild turkey everyday and eat a piece of ribeye every 3 masterman diet to get there.

The average American male is overweight and has a 40 inch chest, but you were leaner with a 50 incher even though you dieted shittily to get there. Makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364695)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria

like all your claims, this one is fucking ludicrous if you take two moments to examine it. do you have a barrel chest and were you a fat fuck? probably. that'e enough truth for you. but neither of those things support your casual claim that you had a nearly god-like, NFL worthy build and body composition despite an absolutely horrible lifestyle and zero effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#36869434)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse

fucking LOL at this shit. he basically claims to be built like a pro wrestler while being a mega biller biglaw reek who doesn't even work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618579)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Someday someone will out me, and everyone will be like holy shit not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364574)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse

pretty sure it's impossible for any person to be as impressed with you as you are with yourself. it is hilarious to be how all these old-timer NO BREAKFAST workhorse bitch associates actually think they're something special or anyone gives a fuck about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364593)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

It's even more pathetic because he's lying about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364606)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: fuchsia telephone

To be fair,

(RSF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364595)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

He was like 90% true, 10% flame which of the people I know IRL from xoxo is about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364600)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: fuchsia telephone

To be fair,

Brother I believe in you, that's why I posted that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364605)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan

given the number of people who have been outed by just a couple of seemingly innocuous truthful details about their lives, it's weird no one has bothered to out the:

Washington&Lee ==> GS/MS/BS/Lehmen analyst ==> UVA law + law review + summa ==> COA clerk ==> 300 pound 10th year associate who drinks 1/5ths of alcohol like they were sprite, regularly bills 3200 hours, owns several exotic cars, lives (or lived) in a doublewide trailer for a number of years and has never taken a vacation in his entire time practicing law

i mean if even one other person at your firm read xo you'd be outed for sure, but i guess luck has been on your side. (other than the whole N O B R E A K F A S T thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364853)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

Claims to bill 3500 hrs a year even though he seems to post here for an hour or more a day

Somehow manages to keep up with plenty of outside interests like sports and automobile hobby despite billing 3500 hrs a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364599)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Sports? I watch F1 races. Cars sure. I hang out at f-chat and pca gatherings when I can. Also, tbf, never hit 3500.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364609)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: fuchsia telephone

To be fair,

Billing 3.5k isn't really that unbelievable of a claim *if* you treat weekends like weekdays and never take a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364610)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

I came close last year, but did not hit 3500. Never have taken a vacation since being a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364621)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

There might be a dozen people in the entire country who hit that many hours, and I don't imagine any of them having the personality that would enjoy XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364622)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: fuchsia telephone

To be fair,

Brother there are probably *at least* a dozen people who work at Susman Godfrey who bill 3.3k-3.5k in any given year. That's just one relatively small firm. The legal profession is filled with people like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364676)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse

excellent reference because i am pretty sure i have seen drunkard boast that he could just go start working at susman if he felt like it because he 'has the resume.'

because susman really, really wants 40 year old alcoholic MVP grads who have been doing shitend biglaw grinding in philly for the last decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364706)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: splenetic galvanic doctorate office

LOL, anyone have a link for this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40366656)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur

Even weirder that he claims to approach those hours but is supposedly blind stupid drunk multiple nights out of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364636)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

Obviously he works well drunk. Didn't you know he took the bar exam drunk just for the lulz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364639)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur

It's all part of the routine. His scorched earth multi-faceted expert abilities make pwning law so easy for him that he needs to handicap himself a little just to make it interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364645)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:34 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Nah, I just like writing briefs at night drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364660)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

That was a fun time and TBF to keep to the truth, I drank at the lunch breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364654)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Copper Principal's Office Chad

Copped bulge bracket ibanking from a TTT LAC; crushed the fuck out of HYP analysts; MD begged him to stay and move directly to assoc making $300k+ without MBA but drunkard turned his nose up at this offer to attend a lower t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364727)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: Copper Principal's Office Chad

Proud owner of the only iPhone produced that allowed the user to turn off autocorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364744)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Settings-->general-->keyboard-->autocorrect my FRIEnD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364754)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: Irradiated school idea he suggested

yeah that's a totally normal, common thing to do. tons of my friends chose that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364779)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Apparently mine is the only one that has that option. Prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364798)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: Irradiated school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364776)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:27 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

lol...would love to hear the story behind this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364890)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Copper Principal's Office Chad

for the longest time he would augment his "i'm a BAWSE i drink all the time" schtick by making deliberate keyboard errors so as to emulate a person so drunk he could barely type, i.e.,

i.sod runk right npw. Has fifh o trky whle i wa$ht p-car now writ repy brif MJS tomor.w

the problem was, he later said that he only posted from his iphone, which would auto correct many words, and certainly would not have allowed drunkard to write the various one-letter-off words that he used so his writing was legible but "affected." for a while drunkard would just say "i don't know MAN my iphone just works like that maybe it's because i have the original iphone not 3/4/5 whatever i'm drunkard"

apparently he's now realized that you actually can turn autocorrect off, so he has changed his story (as above) to claim that he went into his settings and purposefully turned autocorrect off. i mean i guess we're also supposed to disregard the fact that his typing is now perfectly fine, even though his alcohol consumption has not changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364928)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Bateful burgundy volcanic crater

holy shit well now I don't know what to BELEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364942)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Dashing Emerald Brunch Sweet Tailpipe

to be fair, he did say he stopped drinking because he has gout i thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364943)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone box office

nice detective work aspiring ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25370560)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:17 AM
Author: soggy ruddy black woman theater stage

LOL durnkrad si dome herre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364950)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477140)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368121)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: splenetic galvanic doctorate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368197)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25370552)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477062)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan

some discussion ITT from back when he was running that schtick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665386&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613914)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: drunken sound barrier giraffe

I think he deleted my thread calling him out about his iphone lies.

would be pretty funny if 3900 hour biller drunkard is actually the shitmod frantically refreshing xo all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364896)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: Talking rebellious patrolman

Fuck, Drunkard is done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368128)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:10 PM
Author: splenetic galvanic doctorate office

Eh, most posters familiar with him know he is substantially full of shit. He's still an entertainer poster when he's not in pseudo-boomer blowhard mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368202)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: aromatic personal credit line affirmative action

He's a good poaster but he's also a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368210)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: splenetic galvanic doctorate office

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368221)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: fuchsia telephone

To be fair,

"He's a good comedian but he's also funny"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25371277)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: razzle brilliant ticket booth rigpig

One weird trick for turning on your iPhone's autocorrect is to have people remind you about it when you are drunk typing on a racist tweetblog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25371286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Hateful chapel

Fuck you I didn't read this bc I like drunkard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613738)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: narrow-minded pervert

lol 180 thread. I knew he was full of shit but I hadn't heard half of these claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613925)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618576)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: sienna pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641656)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: Contagious Coiffed Marketing Idea

Hint: He lives in Gladwyne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641779)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Diverse coldplay fan

how do u kno?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641852)



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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: big station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25690148)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#26588261)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: bull headed massive crackhouse

did anyone mention that he claims he pulled a gun on ACLU door-knockers that came to his place?

nevermind that the ACLU doesn't even really do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#26588313)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle set french chef

I WANT TO BELEIVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27056952)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: sienna pit

just do assault by pointing because you disagree with some random volunteer's political beliefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057076)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections

The college-aged super liberal ACLU volunteers knocking on the double-wide door in rural PA/DE after walking up a long private drive didn't think it was a big enough deal to call the cops after a drunk fat guy pointed a gun in their faces. It's a true story about something a really cool guy actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476961)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27056950)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret useless brakes

Was on camping trip in Maine where buddy's head got bashed in but drunkard and bros carried him to Helivac spot. Dude ended up losing an eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057083)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

How is that awesome? It was terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057092)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 11:04 PM
Author: startling 180 whorehouse

Because this is the most incredible of all my claims (and was pretty fucking memorable) and also one where evidence won’t likely out me, to show NOT FLAME (although some things listed are distortions), the man’s name is John Cranfield.

https://forums.lr4x4.com/topic/14134-farm-jack-1-little-finger-nil/page/2/?tab=comments#comment-149961

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40366743)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: pearly naked weed whacker school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#36869351)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 1:49 AM
Author: electric walnut pistol hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#37365754)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Hideous Abode Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40126504)



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Date: June 7th, 2020 7:33 PM
Author: excitant lavender electric furnace garrison

got a group of his black bar buddies and women to take a picture with him wearing MAGA hats at HIS BAR. accidentally lost all pics (despite cloud/obviously on a phone) except one black dude in a corner with an off-brand MAGA hat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40372621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections

I remember this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476965)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: sucking santa claus's dick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477187)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: goodbye jews

was op fulano or jefe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477231)