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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
startling milk
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Soggy nursing home
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
startling milk
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: startling milk

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Soggy nursing home

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Slate corner

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Hateful cruise ship

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: carmine theater mexican

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Crimson coffee pot

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: startling milk

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Market Sneaky Criminal

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Slate corner

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Galvanic whorehouse

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Comical hairless cumskin ladyboy

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: startling milk

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: territorial orchestra pit

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy Lascivious Spot Chad

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: marvelous roast beef

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: bonkers school cafeteria



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: aromatic pozpig set

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: startling milk

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: multi-colored ticket booth prole



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: beta appetizing dog poop kitty

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating emerald hairy legs azn

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: haunting bright circlehead indian lodge

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: startling milk

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Garnet gaping business firm

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: startling milk

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: beta appetizing dog poop kitty

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Dun Patrolman

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: ebony abode

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: stimulating emerald hairy legs azn

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: startling milk

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: razzle maroon hissy fit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Histrionic personal credit line

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: naked orchid rehab background story

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: startling milk

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: naked orchid rehab background story

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: startling milk

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring frisky hospital newt

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: indecent sexy church community account



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: naked orchid rehab background story



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: puce offensive principal's office

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: carmine theater mexican



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring frisky hospital newt

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bossy Cuck House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: startling milk

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Talking Menage



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Rusted locale



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Comical hairless cumskin ladyboy



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: marvelous roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: big-titted resort tattoo



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: wild shaky theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Mahogany becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: sable charismatic bawdyhouse dragon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Vivacious Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: stirring tanning salon old irish cottage

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: indecent sexy church community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: curious gay wizard sanctuary



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Comical hairless cumskin ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: autistic psychic

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: marvelous roast beef

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: naked orchid rehab background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like hominid senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: indecent sexy church community account

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: big-titted resort tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: cyan main people theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: wild shaky theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: bateful state alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: concupiscible mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Ruddy electric twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Hilarious reading party

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: startling milk

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz duck-like hominid senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Rusted locale

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: carmine theater mexican

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Rusted locale

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: greedy passionate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Provocative Irate Point

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone thriller property stock car

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: startling milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Elite Stage

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: translucent university selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: racy school

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: federal macaca pit

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Vivacious Friendly Grandma

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen half-breed

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Comical hairless cumskin ladyboy

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: startling milk

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Cocky Trip Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Comical hairless cumskin ladyboy

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: sable charismatic bawdyhouse dragon

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: carmine theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Pink Supple Jewess Address

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: marvelous roast beef

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: beta appetizing dog poop kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: big-titted resort tattoo



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Arousing sapphire dilemma keepsake machete

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Obsidian Temple Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: naked orchid rehab background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Elite Stage

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: carmine theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Maniacal Bbw



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: indecent sexy church community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: wine gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Pink Supple Jewess Address

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring frisky hospital newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Bossy Cuck House

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: startling milk

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Pink Supple Jewess Address

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Bossy Cuck House

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Fragrant Elite Stage

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: federal macaca pit

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating mad cow disease hall

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Galvanic whorehouse

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: startling milk

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: cream exciting toilet seat home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Navy shitlib

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: startling milk

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Garnet gaping business firm

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: startling milk

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Vibrant domesticated immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: stubborn parlour

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: translucent university selfie

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: wonderful sienna garrison crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Abusive 180 Organic Girlfriend Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Provocative Irate Point

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Den Ratface

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: lake public bath dysfunction

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: wine gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346693)