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taking a week off biglaw, so I can fly to DC & wingman for CharlesXII. Taking Qs

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August). ...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/17/18
which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic wee...
White soul-stirring center
  04/17/18
none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new ...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/17/18
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White soul-stirring center
  04/17/18
this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster
Comical harsh pit
  04/17/18
180
smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage
  04/18/18
180
mustard galvanic market friendly grandma
  04/18/18
180
Claret Trip Nursing Home
  04/18/18
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Swashbuckling pistol
  04/18/18
If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll t...
Ruby organic girlfriend temple
  04/18/18
180
irate bearded public bath
  04/18/18
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khaki national death wish
  04/18/18
wtf wow
Mewling Native
  04/19/18
"I should be down to 120 by August" what
Aphrodisiac Zombie-like Hissy Fit Jewess
  04/19/18
I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who s...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/19/18
now THIS is poasting
maniacal diverse bbw
  04/19/18
when will you suck his dong?
copper stimulating stage
  04/24/18
damn 180
awkward kink-friendly trump supporter cuck
  04/24/18
9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow u...
translucent background story crackhouse
  04/17/18
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Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault
  04/17/18
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cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/18/18
hardy har har
offensive bistre base
  04/18/18
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Well-lubricated shivering telephone reading party
  04/18/18
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Aromatic Mood
  04/17/18
What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers whe...
Lilac Menage
  04/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/18/18
Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my...
Lilac Menage
  04/18/18
daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/18/18
I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra ...
Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault
  04/18/18
most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provid...
smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage
  04/18/18
came in hoping this was an RSF post
Honey-headed High-end Hall Persian
  04/18/18
but RSF isn't in biglaw
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/18/18
I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is...
smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage
  04/18/18
No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.
twisted nubile electric furnace
  04/18/18
Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.
Contagious dragon
  04/18/18
Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and ene...
Charismatic indecent hell famous landscape painting
  04/18/18
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Misunderstood peach principal's office potus
  04/18/18
Actually not bad advice.
irate bearded public bath
  04/18/18
XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.
Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault
  04/18/18
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White soul-stirring center
  04/18/18
May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed rela...
irate bearded public bath
  04/19/18
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Saffron stain range
  04/19/18
his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/19/18
graphic and lewd
Mewling Native
  04/19/18
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Comical harsh pit
  04/19/18
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spruce disrespectful goyim circlehead
  04/19/18
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wonderful really tough guy
  04/19/18
daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds befo...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/24/18
One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.
Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault
  04/24/18
...
cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena
  04/24/18
...
Swashbuckling pistol
  04/24/18
pics?
awkward kink-friendly trump supporter cuck
  04/24/18


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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

Not this week, this is planned for a later date (August).

I'm basically going to wingman him constantly from Friday-Sunday, basically 14 hours a day. Basically force him to converse with females for at least 40 grueling hours.

I will also decisively ASK for phone #s on his behalf if he PUSSIES out and doesn't ask for #s.

hopefully, this will mortify him so much, he will lose all social anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863687)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: White soul-stirring center

which Smithsonians will you be visiting during this epic weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863703)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

none. I'm dragging him to an ANIME CONVENTION where the new weight loss me (I'm down to 138 today and I should be down to 120 by August) will be cosplaying as a character from an classic girl's romance anime called Rose of Versailles set in royal France - that character will be Marie Antoinette as shown here.

http://rose-of-versailles.wikia.com/wiki/Marie_Antoinette

I will randomly talk to females I encounter while wandering around with CharlesXII. Hopefully, as a BUFF AS FUCK BRO who will have a petite Princess around his arm, people will be able to tell that he is an ALPHA CHAD. When they ask who I am cosplaying as, I will briefly explain Rose of Versailles and my character.

Then I will call in CharlesXII to explain how Marie Antoinette was married off to France by Maria Theresa in order to quell centuries of Valois-Habsburg enmity. hopefully he will also expand this conversation into how the supposedly illegitimacy of the Pragmatic Sanction that brought Maria Theresa to power sparked the War of Austrian Succession. He can also talk her enmity to the Jesuits, which produced the heavily heretical Pope Francis which is straining his personal faith. In addition, he should also talk about her appearance in Civilization V, which is otherwise a very weak wargame, far inferior to the the tabletop wargames that he enjoys, especially Virgin Queen/Here I Stand. I will then push CharlesXII to ask them for their numbers.

I will repeat this hundred times until CharlesXII has no more fear of asking random women for their numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863775)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: White soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863786)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Comical harsh pit

this is a POWERFUL poast. you are a POWERFUL poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863792)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865160)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: mustard galvanic market friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865211)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:28 AM
Author: Claret Trip Nursing Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865755)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865765)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby organic girlfriend temple

If you ever get tired of biglaw come live with me and I'll take care of u. It won't be exciting but it will be very chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869997)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: irate bearded public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870324)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: khaki national death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870361)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Mewling Native

wtf wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875039)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Zombie-like Hissy Fit Jewess

"I should be down to 120 by August"

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875794)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

I am a short. 138 is overweight. 120 is normal. anyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by the disgusting obesity that is modern American womanhood.

last time I was in DC, I was 160, which is quite frankly disgusting obesity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877194)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: maniacal diverse bbw

now THIS is poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875815)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: copper stimulating stage

when will you suck his dong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911788)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: awkward kink-friendly trump supporter cuck

damn 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911836)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: translucent background story crackhouse

9.5: counsel client re prospective mergers; conduct follow up re same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863914)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863945)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865142)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: offensive bistre base

hardy har har

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865163)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated shivering telephone reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869105)



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Date: April 17th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35863920)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Lilac Menage

What fake story are you going to give to your co-workers when they ask what you did on vacation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35865147)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&mc=15&forum_id=2#35863914

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35868552)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Lilac Menage

Now that's thinking like a partner. I would have to flame my way through conversations about Smithsonian museums I never went to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869574)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

daily status update: C12 is apparently 5'11. holy fuck, he's a chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869065)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault

I am 5'10 but my friend has ordered me to tack on the extra inch. I feel tainted, like I have stepped over to the dark side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869073)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage

most men add an extra inch and don't even know it, so provided you weren't already doing that (and you're just the type not to have been) if anything you're being MORE honest now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869519)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed High-end Hall Persian

came in hoping this was an RSF post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869136)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

but RSF isn't in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869148)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: smoky blathering liquid oxygen blood rage

I actually ASSUMED it was a krampusnacht post lmao. which is a hilarious premise as well but I think OP will have better results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869527)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: twisted nubile electric furnace

No questions, but you’re doing God’s work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869532)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious dragon

Alberich abducts another poster...bye dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869533)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic indecent hell famous landscape painting

Why bother trying to help this incel? Save your time and energy and just buy him a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35869615)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood peach principal's office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870303)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: irate bearded public bath

Actually not bad advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870333)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault

XO has already offered this and naturally I have refused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870336)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: White soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35870253)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: irate bearded public bath

May I ask the obvious questions? Are you in a committed relationship? Why don't you just bang him? I mean if you care enough about him to get on a plane - you might as well ease him into you once you rendezvous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873468)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Saffron stain range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35873481)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

his giant fuckstick would permanently blow my anus out. like yeah bro, I like CharlesXII, but I'm not willing to consign myself to a life of incontinence/diaper usage for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35874448)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Mewling Native

graphic and lewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875045)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Comical harsh pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875754)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: spruce disrespectful goyim circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35875810)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: wonderful really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35877330)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena

daily status update: trying to lose that last 20 pounds before this happens. that's like 2 pounds a week?

had a glass of milk, half a baked potato, and two slices of toast for breakfast/lunch combined. i will be skipping dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910735)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Glittery Indirect Expression Double Fault

One wrong move, two slices of toast is about 1600 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35910743)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911615)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911810)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: awkward kink-friendly trump supporter cuck

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3952287&forum_id=2#35911841)