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Neighbor and baseballs (wiffle balls actually)
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:18 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Neighbor came over and was heated. Yelled at one of my sons friends for going in his yard to get a ball. Boys knew that's not appropriate and asked to talk to me. I said sure and he started to lecture me and almost like he wanted a fight. I told him I'm too old for this. I know the issue and nothing good can come from any further discussion, so I said another time. That really made him mad.
He does have a legit gripe but not as strong as he thinks. Yes, my son has hit balls in his yard. He had a collection on display for me. 5 wiffle balls, a tennis ball and one baseball. We do not allow kids to hit actual baseballs unless it's me feeding them soft pitch into the net. But a baseball could have easily ended up in his yard. The boys went over to get a wiffle ball by his new truck and that's when he lost it. I apologized and said the boys should know better and ask before going on his property. Totally understandable.
Now the real reason he hates me is because he beat the shit out of his Asian wife 2 years ago and she came over to ask my wife to call the cops. Not okay in our neighborhood and they have the crappiest house. My wife actually talked her back and tried to avoid them getting a divorce. However, after that he cut off all allowable interactions for her and his kids with mine. I thought good keep those hapa freaks away. His oldest daughter is pretty but the boy is a future school shooter. My oldest son saw the boy hit my youngest daughter in the back and he shoved the kid down. Neighbor guy tried to say my kid is a bully. Maybe a little bit in a healthy way. Anyways, he requested we keep kids separate.
So that leads to the baseball thing. His kid sucks and I think they dropped out of baseball last year. My kid is decent. So somehow this whole situation was like a perfect storm. The dad of my kids friend is also pretty hot headed and a non zero chance he'd come to blows with the guy if he heard the whole situation. I bought the guy a 6 pack of nice beer I'll deliver tomorrow. I really don't want a neighborhood dispute. We're supposed to replace a fence and he basically said fuck you I'm not paying for shit now. I already decided to pay for it myself because I didn't want to deal with him. The fence is shit but guess what asshole it's now my lowest priority. He also has fires in his backyard which I was okay with to be nice even though the smoke is annoying. But by code it's too close to my property. Problem solved! Move that shit faggot. |
Date: July 28th, 2024 1:20 AM Author: Vivacious Coldplay Fan Theatre all i got out of this is that your cunt wife called the police on him. honor kill your whole family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901519) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:24 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address No, my wife got the Asian wife NOT to call the cops. She thinks a little abuse is better than a divorce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901520) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:29 AM Author: thirsty burgundy senate multi-billionaire you need to beat the shit out of this guy in front of your wife and kids AND his wife and kids or else this problem will never be solved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901525) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:43 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Lol. He smokes a lot and I think after 5 minutes he might die. I do think he thinks he can take me though. It would be a fun fight. I don't do that shit anymore though. He's just insecure and really not a person I need to be involved with. I'm actually nice to him and he hits his wife which puts you pretty fucking low in my book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901540) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:52 PM Author: curious roast beef cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902942) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:32 AM Author: Cerebral hospital Fuck the person with the crappiest house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901532) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:45 AM Author: Startled Cyan Space Twinkling Uncleanness don't give that faggot anything. things are beyond fixing.
tell your kids not to interact with his.
tell his kids to fuck off and make sure they know it's their dad's wish.
break his jaw if he steps to you again. |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:49 AM Author: Cerebral hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901544) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:50 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address I don't want any issues with him. He's right, my kids should ask before getting balls from his yard. He's also a fucking shithead that smacks a 100 lbs woman. I might go drink the six pack I bought him. It's space dust. I don't generally like ipas but it pretty good, and by that I mean high abv. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901546) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: Startled Cyan Space Twinkling Uncleanness I agree that the kids should ask, but it's about the most minor of transgressions. There's no reason for him to be an asshole about it. "Hey Gibberish, I'd rather the kids didn't just come into my yard to get a ball without talking with me first. Thank."
To be perfectly honest, this is a blessing in disguise. It's like the scene from A Bronx Tale where C is owed the $20 from someone he doesn't like.
He's an asshole and his kids are lame. Your family is coming out ahead by not having to interact with them. |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:46 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address I know! That's how I felt when he said he didn't want our kids playing together too. My wife was upset and I could barely hide my grin as he was talking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902926) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:11 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete cr, but it should also be super easy to have a friendly relationship with your neighbors, such that it's not a big deal if their kids grab their ball out of your yard (or vice versa). If he wants to be an asshole, be the bigger asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903007) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete MFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902984) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:49 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone mother hall Rate his Asian wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901543) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:53 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Was a solid 7.5 3 years ago. Skinny with boobs and super submissive. She's gained some weight though. I hate to say it but probably a 6 now. I saw her at the corner store buying like a little mini wine bottle??? She tried to hide it and I'm like 'karen, I'm buying a Mickey's here...relax.' her name is actually Karen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901553) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:54 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone mother hall Every single actual Karen I've ever met has been Asian. I guess the name signifies "50yo white woman" to most people but to me it signifies "cute 30s Korean" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901557) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 1:58 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Fuck...I know three Asian Karens. I think she's actually nice. Even doing this thread made me feel kind of guilty I didn't help her. My wife hates divorce and step dads and walked her back. He actually came over to talk to me during the ordeal claiming SHE was abusive. He ripped his shirt and said she did it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901566) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 2:17 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone mother hall How do you know he did it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901584) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 2:25 AM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Ripped the shirt or hit her? He's a moron and hit her in the face. The shirt was his hoodie pocket. So fucking obvious. It was like he did it as he walked over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47901592) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:54 PM Author: contagious electric furnace theyre all libs. dunno how it came to mean white republican women. maybe in the 90s it worked that way but now lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902945) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:05 PM Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Spot Got any pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903452) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: fantasy-prone quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47905970) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 12:28 PM Author: sinister fuchsia roommate trust fund Jfc how prole is your neighborhood man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902243) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address It's actually a nice community. We have amazing views of Seattle skyline and Puget Sound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902959) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:48 PM Author: contagious electric furnace just politely ask him to stop being a massive fucking faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902930) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:13 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903014) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:57 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address I went over about an hour to bring him a six pack and smooth things over. As I walked up he said put the beer down...and I was thinking fuck is he going to shoot me or something. He said he wanted a hug. He said he was a total asshole, handled it all wrong etc. Apparently hes going through some shit at home??? He was actually mad our tree service took down two fence panels by his driveway. They were not salvageable and it's my fence. Anyways I think he's bipolar or something. He offered me one of the beers but I said it's not worth pissing off my wife. I've bumbed a smoke from him before and he offered me one but, again, that would really make my wife mad.
Part of the reason I did this giant backyard remodel was to put in a batting cage so balls don't go in his yard. As for the fence line...sure. But it's my fucking fence. I will do what I want with it. |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: contagious electric furnace back in the day you couldve ended it then and there and taken down the fence all together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902963) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address I honestly feel bad for the guy and don't wish any I'll will on his family. There were tears in his eyes. I might have snuck a beer with him otherwise but fuck no did I want anything to do with whatever is going on with him. Lol probably nothing could have scared me more, even a shotgun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902972) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: contagious electric furnace probably just standard american marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47902977) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: thirsty burgundy senate multi-billionaire he sounds extremely unstable. if he has guns you need to watch out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906011) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:10 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903003) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: fantasy-prone quadroon Your wife doesn't allow you to drink or smoke? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47905975) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:10 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete lmao beat the brakes off this motherfucker if he comes on your property or mouths off to your kids
Very easy to explain to him: "It would have been very easy for you to be cordial about this -- we both have kids of the same age, it's normal for their play to spill over a fence in a postage stamp suburb, it's not a big deal -- but you want to be an asshole. So now our kids aren't going to hang out, and if you come over here again unarmed I'm going to put you in a fucking coma, and if you come with a weapon I'm going to put 10 rounds in your chest." |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:13 PM Author: Wine Razzle Pit Gotta love neighborhood disputes. Growing up an older lady across the street who would keep every baseball, soccer, basketball etc that wound up in her yard. We got to the point we would just make duct tape balls with newspaper since she was not giving them back. We called her Gremlin Grouch as she still drove an old 70s Gremlin to her Dunkin Donuts job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903015) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:21 PM Author: disgusting associate every part of this sounds like absolute hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903037) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 5:24 PM Author: Vigorous Pearl Gaping House cant imagine living somewhere where childless fucks gripe about balls in yards
rent out the house to niggers and let him enjoy |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:02 PM Author: passionate church building Cr my kids are constantly hitting balls everywhere and have carte Blanche to go get them. We use the neighbors pools. It's nothing like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903447) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 9:22 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903671) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 11:04 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address 180. Our other neighbors are great. Guy across the street gave us their outdoor hoop his kid quit using and other younger neighbor bro will come out and play soccer. Balls do end up in his yard a lot and he just tosses them back. Neighbors overall are very supportive. Every one on the street has attended a dance production. They're all awesome overall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47904074) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 9:22 PM Author: Flatulent area keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903669) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 7:55 PM Author: passionate church building Giving him a six pack of beer sounds like a bad idea. It makes you look weak and will convince him that he is 100% in the right. It's like rewarding a bully (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903437) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: fluffy crawly lay He sounds absolutely insane, which means you're absolutely insane for dealing with this.
A normal person would've told their kids not to interact with them long ago. |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 5:41 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address They don't interact at all. My kid just wanted his blitz ball back. The guy is completely nuts. He went from wanting to fight to asking for a hug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906252) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Spot Keep in mind OP is an alcoholic FEDERAL LAWYER who spends all his free time forcing his kids into ultra competitive dance and baseball, even to the point of making them play when they can’t stop puking and the coach has to pull them. Of course the chill dude with a truck and Asian wife whose kid “isn’t as good at baseball” isn’t gonna get along with OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903458) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:10 PM Author: contagious electric furnace is this true? makes him sound kinda cool tbh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903461) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:10 PM Author: sinister fuchsia roommate trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903462) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 11:08 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address My kid is better. I don't know if that's part of the reason, but the guy clearly doesn't like my son. Tbf he is really cocky sometimes. Lol after the whole ordeal, literally after our conversation his first concern was getting the ball back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47904081) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: Marvelous Chartreuse Field Hunting Ground This all sounds very prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47903480) |
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Date: July 28th, 2024 10:58 PM Author: Boyish lavender theater Only read the first paragraph but neither you nor your sons friend did anything wrong. wtf is this guys problem. stand your ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47904057) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 4:09 PM Author: curious roast beef cruise ship My initial impression after reading your OP is that you are acting way too beta for him to respect you.
If you are going to bitch out and buy him a 6-pack, don't just buy what YOU think is a good beer. This guy sounds prole as fuck. He probably thinks Natty Light is a good beer. Get him what he drinks and buy him a 12-pack, not a 6-pack. |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 5:43 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address I actually think he might have been quiting drinking. I don't give two shits of this guy thinks I'm beta or whatever. It's like avoiding bums downtown - sure you could beat their ass but is it worth getting stabbed and or aids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906264) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 4:24 PM Author: disgusting associate just buy your kids more baseballs jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906002) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 5:39 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address We have hundreds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906243) |
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Date: July 29th, 2024 5:42 PM Author: disgusting associate then just tell ur kids to hit them where ever and dont bother fishing them out of his yard. problem solved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47906260) |
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Date: July 31st, 2024 11:48 PM Author: honey-headed very tactful address Lol that's pretty much what he does. And to be clear he's never hitting baseballs. If an actual baseball goes over it's from catch or he misses off of a rebound net. How ever this was a 'blitz ball.' I guess they're harder wiffle balls or something. Him and his friends will play for hours.
He hit one over today while I was at work and he went around to their front door with my wife to ask if he could get it. The wife said sure and afterwards their daughter came out with a bucket of balls and asked if he wanted them back. He said no and ran off back to the game. I think she was trying to be nice. She's very sweet but almost never talks. |
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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:34 AM Author: fantasy-prone quadroon Recommendation: review the racist neighbor post, and slowly morph this into that. 🚀 🌕 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47916162) |
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Date: August 1st, 2024 4:40 AM Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47916342) |
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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:38 AM Author: Comical macaca This is like the intro to a Hitchcockian murder mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5565697&forum_id=2#47916168) |