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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

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heights of everyone involved?
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this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
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Not Reddit, xoxohth
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Not JM, running away like a coward tp
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Johnsmeyer used to be funny
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(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
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who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
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I’m here to teach. Happily married.
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your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
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Gonna cry?
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(6'1" wife)
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leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
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lol you’re right.
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Racy lavender plaza marketing idea

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Transparent cocky parlour dragon

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: yapping site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Pearl theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: comical garnet brunch factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beta Ocher Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bronze pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Transparent cocky parlour dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: idiotic main people center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Aqua Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating cream library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Violent stirring reading party partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: excitant pontificating bawdyhouse chad

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: comical garnet brunch factory reset button

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac henna gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: olive self-centered abode

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: overrated den twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Marvelous indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Supple mother

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: glittery boistinker patrolman

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: glittery boistinker patrolman

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Disturbing aggressive gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Violent stirring reading party partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Frum orchid new version church

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic shaky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic shaky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser ceo

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Mildly autistic shaky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: free-loading police squad gaping

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: concupiscible address idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Cyan exhilarant useless brakes

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan exhilarant useless brakes

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cyan exhilarant useless brakes

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: violet underhanded really tough guy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indian lodge

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating cream library

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: galvanic gay personal credit line school

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: multi-colored slippery space fanboi

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: contagious sandwich menage

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: contagious sandwich menage

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Onyx Jap

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Deranged Athletic Conference Chapel

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Beta Ocher Box Office

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: histrionic principal's office potus

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Electric ruddy coffee pot legal warrant

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Sienna zippy ticket booth dysfunction

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)