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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white thou...
Razzmatazz hot rigpig
  04/24/26
My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fuc...
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Laughsome Sable Gaping
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buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i gu...
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I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lus...
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I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and t...
lascivious crystalline tank athletic conference
  04/24/26
That’s brilliant
adventurous startling fanboi hunting ground
  04/24/26
be serious
Chocolate Business Firm Organic Girlfriend
  04/24/26
Just sent him a screenshot of this
Razzmatazz hot rigpig
  04/24/26
When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and w...
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Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp
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He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in comput...
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Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot&...
Painfully Honest Copper Messiness
  04/25/26
We had flank steak
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  04/25/26
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Laughsome Sable Gaping
  04/25/26
absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chabl...
Vivacious new version
  04/25/26
how was the merlot?
Laughsome Sable Gaping
  04/25/26
Dry and unremarkable
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.

If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture.

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: adventurous startling fanboi hunting ground

My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”

She felt real embarrassed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839868)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Vivacious new version

buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house cuckoldry

I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.

our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839873)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious new version



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: comical citrine institution



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious crystalline tank athletic conference

I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ".

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: adventurous startling fanboi hunting ground

That’s brilliant

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Chocolate Business Firm Organic Girlfriend

be serious

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig

Just sent him a screenshot of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM
Author: lascivious crystalline tank athletic conference

When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: comical citrine institution



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: thirsty dead nursing home



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Topaz Awkward Pocket Flask

Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp

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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: stimulating field



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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: lemon international law enforcement agency halford



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia bat shit crazy parlour factory reset button

He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Slimy Swollen Filthpig



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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Copper Messiness

Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food

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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig

We had flank steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Vivacious new version

absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping

how was the merlot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig

Dry and unremarkable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560)