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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Razzmatazz hot rigpig | 04/24/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: adventurous startling fanboi hunting ground My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Vivacious new version buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Spruce step-uncle's house cuckoldry I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Vivacious new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: comical citrine institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: lascivious crystalline tank athletic conference I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: adventurous startling fanboi hunting ground That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Chocolate Business Firm Organic Girlfriend be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: lascivious crystalline tank athletic conference When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: comical citrine institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: thirsty dead nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Topaz Awkward Pocket Flask Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: stimulating field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: lemon international law enforcement agency halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Fuchsia bat shit crazy parlour factory reset button He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: Slimy Swollen Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Painfully Honest Copper Messiness Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Vivacious new version absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Laughsome Sable Gaping how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Razzmatazz hot rigpig Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |