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Simplest explanation for Shroud of Turin (occam's razor): Jesus emitted sunrays

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunli...
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  08/23/24
I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the su...
Muscadine wine
  11/11/24
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Senator Lindsey Graham
  11/11/24
couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?
adventurous cuckold
  08/23/24
Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out in...
180 legal warrant bbw
  08/23/24
IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyram...
Honey-headed house sandwich
  08/23/24
I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would ne...
180 legal warrant bbw
  08/23/24
Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is complete...
trumpslide
  11/11/24
BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually ...
trumpslide
  11/11/24
The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousan...
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  11/11/24
Jesus loves you and is the son of God.
mind-boggling purple trailer park
  08/23/24
great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt
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  08/27/24
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Godawful old irish cottage international law enforcement agency
  08/27/24
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Honey-headed house sandwich
  08/27/24
jesus wants me for a sunbeam
Metal Up Your Ass
  11/11/24
if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the rea...
Miss Anthropy
  11/11/24
Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the b...
Leave it in Beaver
  11/11/24


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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: 180 legal warrant bbw

When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunlight) shot out of His body and left this kind of burn-mark in His image in the cloth.

Every other explanation requires all sorts of logical contortions and baseless assumptions. The above listed explanation only requires you to believe that Jesus emitted these photons after He died. Even if you think that's a baseless assumption, it's still the ONLY assumption this asks you to make. Occam's razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48000020)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Muscadine wine

I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the sun"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323057)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:35 PM
Author: Senator Lindsey Graham



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324043)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: adventurous cuckold

couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48000025)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: 180 legal warrant bbw

Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out into the surrounding fabric and give us a much blurrier image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001076)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed house sandwich

IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyramids are always liberal artists who don’t know wtf they’re talking about. An Engineer could come up with all sorts of shit we haven’t heard about. You could probably re-create the shroud of Turin by using some Herb or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001101)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: 180 legal warrant bbw

I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would never occur to me to use actual 1,400 year old cloth 700 years before we had the technology to determine the age of cloth.

Also, there was no way for a buyer to know how old a piece of cloth was cira 1350 AD. There was simply no society on earth that kept continuous track of time between 0AD and 1350. It would have been pure dumb luck that this forgery artist snagged a piece of cloth that was exactly the right age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001110)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: trumpslide

Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is completely conceivable that some Middle Age opportunists located some AUTHENTIC AD 0 cloth when raping and pillaging their way across the holy land and used it to fake the Shroud of Turin and straight DEFRAUD some wealthy gilded era venician merchants.

It could have been taken from a tomb with a date on it. Or used to wrap up some relics in a monastery and closely tracked across ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323045)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: trumpslide

BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually believe the shroud is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324030)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousand years after the cloth was made. Who was keeping tabs on anything for a 1000 years continuously anywhere in the world?

Grave robbery might make sense if there's an actual inscription you can read that gives the actual accurate date of the burial. But why bother? The Pope wasn't doing radiocarbon dating back then. Why wouldn't crusaders just use any old linen to make the thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324346)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple trailer park

Jesus loves you and is the son of God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48001113)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: free-loading rehab keepsake machete

great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013119)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Godawful old irish cottage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013152)



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Date: August 27th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48013181)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

jesus wants me for a sunbeam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323063)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the real antichrist and Elon Musk is his Head Demon of Lies and Evil. Elon Musk rearranged is, after all, Lone Skum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48323159)



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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: Leave it in Beaver

Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the back. Pretty good chance it's the real deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2#48324097)