Jurisprudence tp: quiet, unassuming, handsome 5'10" guy I used to work with, dark hair
Nippon Professional Baseball: my best friend when I lived in China who loved Asian Pussy more than anything else in the world
The Penis: tall, thin, emotionless, expression on his face never changes
Consuela: apparently he's an overweight alcoholic but I've always pictured him as short and scrawny
MASE: that Wachtell guy who got fired for making out with his 4/10 subordinate in public
gibberish: this skinny guy I went to high school with who had zero inhibitions and was always doing crazy shit
MPA: I've seen his picture but before I knew what he looks like I pictured him as a 5'10" stocky white guy with the most generic features possible
gunnerattt: 6 foot something lanky guy with glasses that don't fit his face, gregarious and always smiling
Charles XII: lmao
ruinous phenotype: Mormon guy I was friends with in China who was a chad with a football player physique and extremely autistic with women
Drakemallard: a friend I had in the military who was 6 foot something, somewhat overweight, was really loud when drunk and was always getting into almost-fights that we'd have to de-escalate
scholarship: short guy that I went to high school with who was freakishly athletically gifted
Everyone is White unless stated otherwise btw. I'll come back to this thread and add more people as I think of them
Date: November 3rd, 2026 9:25 AM Author: Adult Friendship Finder
Apparently you can't edit posts now so here's some more:
Hatp: short guy I went to high school with who was always really outspoken but who never knew what he was talking about so it was always awkward being around him
FLW: Kenny Powers
Lex: college friend who always dressed up and wore suits around campus on a day to day regular basis and intentionally spoke in enunciated academic language in regular conversation
Date: November 3rd, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Adult Friendship Finder
I picture you as a high school friend I used to play video games with. Average height, somewhat overweight, bowl cut, extremely sarcastic all the time and basically incapable of talking in a normal non-sarcastic way