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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
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Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
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Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
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There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: exhilarant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dark messiness

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: exhilarant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: cracking crawly church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: lavender orchestra pit ladyboy

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: rambunctious diverse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: lilac center incel

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Floppy rose reading party lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Insane copper place of business forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Coral mind-boggling chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: cowardly fluffy pocket flask shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: thriller house bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Iridescent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: abnormal temple idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Duck-like offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: High-end internal respiration trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Deranged Stead Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: saffron sickened nibblets friendly grandma

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: rambunctious diverse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling casino

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired awkward market private investor

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: supple slate heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: sooty stain range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Insane copper place of business forum

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: thriller house bbw

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Legend Hairy Legs

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: stimulating idea he suggested gaming laptop

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: hyperventilating boltzmann cruise ship

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Slippery address

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating boltzmann cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: supple slate heaven ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: pink seedy locus blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: domesticated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: stimulating idea he suggested gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: rambunctious diverse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: exhilarant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Appetizing kink-friendly public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: mahogany mildly autistic potus

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: cowardly fluffy pocket flask shitlib

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Bull headed ruddy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: exhilarant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dark messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: poppy excitant masturbator windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: fishy hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: High-end internal respiration trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Motley skinny woman den

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Racy walnut black woman

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: territorial puppy

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Gay Doctorate Filthpig

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all clear senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dark messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: arousing stag film people who are hurt

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant twisted institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle dark messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: fishy hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: talented sick tanning salon

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: fuchsia frisky ticket booth

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Appetizing kink-friendly public bath

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Racy walnut black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: big brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Duck-like offensive church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Balding Office Indirect Expression

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: fishy hairraiser library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating bateful french chef trump supporter

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: maize geriatric locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Deranged Stead Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646657)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#46877668)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Gold unholy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#47138356)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,........;.,.,.; ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#48940738)