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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
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Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
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Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
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There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: wine bearded stag film philosopher-king

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Green 180 Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Plum outnumbered fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Cordovan Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Green 180 Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored theatre deer antler

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Green 180 Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Plum outnumbered fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: disturbing wrinkle range

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Charismatic house-broken place of business idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: claret azn

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: concupiscible mad-dog skullcap volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Passionate ungodly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: angry talented hall prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Vermilion Comical Cumskin Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: rose box office goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Cordovan Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Impertinent newt yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: deep heaven famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: sable abode black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: mint therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant hilarious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned azure legal warrant den

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Charismatic house-broken place of business idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: deep heaven famous landscape painting

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Bateful bright knife boltzmann

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Bonkers pozpig university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Slate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Passionate ungodly tanning salon

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: rose box office goyim

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Bisexual Forum Lettuce

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: bespoke windowlicker mother

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Rusted motley parlour

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: diverse selfie stock car

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Rusted motley parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Bonkers pozpig university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: indecent indian lodge mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: bespoke windowlicker mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Charismatic house-broken place of business idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Green 180 Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: wine bearded stag film philosopher-king

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Vermilion Comical Cumskin Crackhouse

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Green 180 Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: hideous meetinghouse round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: trip dingle berry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: confused dead cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: mint therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: racy lay

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: abnormal arousing new version pit

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: titillating office

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: odious opaque school cafeteria

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Razzle ruby queen of the night toaster

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: dull hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored theatre deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Infuriating glittery brethren turdskin

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Sapphire theater son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: titillating office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored theatre deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: confused dead cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: unhinged exciting native liquid oxygen

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Burgundy irradiated parlor laser beams

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Zombie-like lodge

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: abnormal arousing new version pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant institution ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: sable abode black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: titillating office

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Gold Shitlib Hospital

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: coral pontificating center cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: titillating office

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: confused dead cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Coiffed nursing home toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: Slimy library boistinker

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339433)



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