"Uh, so, yeeeeah.... it's, like, 2022, and, uh, yeah -- REAL Patriotic American Men actually DO look like THIS, my dude!" the morbidly obese unfathomably dysgenic 5'7" balding mystery meat 23 year old soyboy with a shitty Zoomer perm and a scraggly neckbeard, stuffed into a pair of $350 skinny jeans and a 'Notorious RBG' shirt with a little "Workers Of The World, Unite!" button strapped to his Lululemon-branded "manny pack" lisps at you gayly, pointing two thumbs back at himself (as he accidentally drops his fidget spinner into the gutter and then stumbles and huffs a little as he quickly struggles to reach down and grab it again).

The craziest part isn't that this satanic creature exists, you think to yourself. The craziest part is that he's objectively correct.

PS: Fuck America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5159116&forum_id=2#44901825)