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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
ivory dingle berry
  12/08/25
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ivory dingle berry
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
amethyst deer antler
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Chartreuse Pea-brained Office
  12/12/25
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overrated meetinghouse
  12/17/25
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Godawful heaven milk
  12/17/25
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opaque theatre mental disorder
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Self-centered hell
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
ivory dingle berry
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Self-centered hell
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
ivory dingle berry
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Transparent Roommate
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
ivory dingle berry
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
sable low-t institution
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
ivory dingle berry
  12/18/25
lol
judgmental swashbuckling stage trust fund
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
sable low-t institution
  12/17/25
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ivory dingle berry
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
overrated meetinghouse
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
judgmental swashbuckling stage trust fund
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
overrated meetinghouse
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
overrated meetinghouse
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
galvanic bearded death wish
  12/17/25
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Beady-eyed pozpig
  12/17/25
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floppy infuriating area mediation
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Flushed resort
  12/17/25
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At-the-ready snowy corner
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
ivory dingle berry
  12/17/25
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Misunderstood soul-stirring foreskin puppy
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
marvelous metal home
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
shaky insane station
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
marvelous metal home
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams
  12/17/25
...
shaky insane station
  12/17/25
I am not!
marvelous metal home
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
umber site
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: amethyst deer antler

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Pea-brained Office

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: overrated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Godawful heaven milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: opaque theatre mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Self-centered hell

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Self-centered hell

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent Roommate

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: sable low-t institution

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: judgmental swashbuckling stage trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: sable low-t institution

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: overrated meetinghouse

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: judgmental swashbuckling stage trust fund

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: overrated meetinghouse

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: overrated meetinghouse

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: galvanic bearded death wish

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: floppy infuriating area mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Flushed resort

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready snowy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: ivory dingle berry

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood soul-stirring foreskin puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: marvelous metal home

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: peach exciting pisswyrm filthpig

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: angry rebellious toilet seat boistinker

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: shaky insane station

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: marvelous metal home

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Ticket Booth Laser Beams

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: shaky insane station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: marvelous metal home

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: umber site

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)