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Found a typo on p 31 of Wachtell’s Twitter complaint

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Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year
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UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.
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Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant
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The important thing is that you got the conversation started
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OP is rainmaker material
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Was/were?
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In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it...
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You are correct
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Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.
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Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?
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First page: its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk...
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now we’re talking
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Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.
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Project Pat is 6'6"
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lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized
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Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant
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Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.
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I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definiti...
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Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.
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Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption an...
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5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell. ...
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A pause sounds more natural
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separates dependent and independent clauses.
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Because "After the market fell" is the predicate o...
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Adds dramatic effect.
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Errant comma
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They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint...
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SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!
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Actual typo on page 53: "Musk’s claimed 'beli...
carnelian stage
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That’s word choice, not a typo.
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Maybe, but I doubt it.
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It's word choice brother
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(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)
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then you say "to use towards the purchase price"
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You British?
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(Car salesman)
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My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!
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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

They’re not sending their best folks:

https://www.wlrk.com/docs/76660099_Final-Verified-Complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843025)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Racy state

Congratulations, it was placed there intentionally as a test. You are now a partner at WLRK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843031)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: costumed electric furnace dysfunction

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843034)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: cracking crimson institution pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843332)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: supple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844724)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Vermilion stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844792)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Idiotic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846146)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: galvanic sapphire cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847270)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: henna violent marketing idea church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848537)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: Spruce public bath coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503579)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:48 AM
Author: marvelous hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503581)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:49 AM
Author: Pink Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367388)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:08 AM
Author: Glittery learning disabled cumskin

Non-equity. But that's still $3.8mm/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: Electric famous landscape painting

I couldn't find it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843036)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

UPDATE: I think it may just be awkward. Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843051)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843055)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: wonderful mediation school

The important thing is that you got the conversation started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843162)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Haunting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843220)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Amethyst shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843707)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:40 PM
Author: nofapping menage

OP is rainmaker material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845391)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Idiotic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846147)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Violent Unhinged Pisswyrm Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847994)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum

Was/were?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848442)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

In P75 the word publicly is completely superfluous and so it opens the sentence to different readings, but I think a strict reading is grammatically correct if we're accepting "Tweeted" as a correct verb.

Legally, however, this probably wasn't a misrepresentation since Elon divided 9,000 accounts per quarter (90 days) as 100 accounts per day. So it's all fucking lawyer spittle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44858973)



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Date: July 31st, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Cyan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44942665)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:38 AM
Author: contagious out-of-control school cafeteria community account

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367382)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: costumed electric furnace dysfunction

This reminds me of the time I messed up the spelling of wherefore in one of my wherefore clauses. Its haunted me for 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843042)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843059)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: cracking crimson institution pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843333)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Dopamine House

I filed a complaint spelled "compliant" once. I want to put a bullet in my skull to purge this disgrace from my consciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844679)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

I once filed “Plaintiff called in dick the following day.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845454)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Dopamine House

Horrible/ hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845733)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845771)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: slimy massive center

Always watch for the dreaded public/pubic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845855)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus

In law school, I pointed out that mistake in my professor's textbook ("pubic menace").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846014)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:11 PM
Author: slimy massive center



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:44 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Was that not Sexual Harassment 101?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848814)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus

Under duress. Calling in dick support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846008)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Idiotic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846726)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:34 PM
Author: chocolate cerebral hall striped hyena



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: henna violent marketing idea church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848540)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

First page:

its complaint against defendants Elon R. Musk

1. In April 2022, Elon Musk

Now, less than three months later, Musk

Pick one, shittigators!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843050)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant

now we’re talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843057)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:45 AM
Author: costumed electric furnace dysfunction

Musk should be a defined term. Thats the way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843058)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

“Musk” shall mean the corporeal form of Star God 965488753:23, commonly known as Elon Musk, and shall include all Tweets associated with the Twitter account @elonmusk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843731)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: Bearded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843752)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847143)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Buff Mentally Impaired Dopamine House

I picture you saying this like Project Pat says "real recognize real"

https://i.discogs.com/nw2JLpOM3UiEPJr8Mxznfnb0iJFJWRojXe_Rhuy_f5c/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0NzM2/ODktMTU4NzYzMzA1/Ni03MDA3LmpwZWc.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845753)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

I consider this a great compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845896)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 6:59 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum

Project Pat is 6'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848443)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:19 AM
Author: Glittery learning disabled cumskin

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367449)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Racy state

lol at every instance of "Tweet" being capitalized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843067)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843070)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843073)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Tweeted too. That’s some client coverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843087)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: wonderful mediation school

I'm legitimately shocked that they didn't have some definition of Tweet the first time they used it along with (collectively, "The Tweets," each act of publishing a Tweet on Twitter an instance of "Tweeting", and each act of "Tweeting" referred to as "Tweeted" in the past tense) or whatever the fuck. Is it possible biglaw has dialed back the faggotry since I went in house wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843091)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

Shittigators don't know how to draft precise documents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843096)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Wrong. This complaint is written for general consumption and a busy judge and can be amended and they will agree to definitions before trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843107)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: ocher goyim headpube

if they didnt feel the need to define tweet then that means they dialed up the faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843106)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Vermilion stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844767)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

5. After the merger agreement was signed, the market fell.

What is the purpose of the comma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843082)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Chestnut yarmulke location

what's wrong with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843093)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Electric famous landscape painting

A pause sounds more natural

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843094)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Following this poast, the author learned about prepositional phrases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843101)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: Haunting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843232)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: carnelian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843287)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843294)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843734)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Vermilion stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844776)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845777)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: silver immigrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845784)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: exhilarant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847145)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848444)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: henna violent marketing idea church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848541)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:50 AM
Author: insecure comical site

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503582)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:53 AM
Author: Pink Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367391)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47647351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible Lay

separates dependent and independent clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843110)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: rose field stock car

Because "After the market fell" is the predicate of the sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843116)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Haunting dilemma

Adds dramatic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843237)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible Lay

Errant comma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843105)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

They don't define merger agreement anywhere in the complaint, but then go on to use capitalized "Company Material Adverse Effect" over and over again. LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843113)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: wonderful mediation school

SUBJ: PLEASE CALL ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843144)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843193)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: Glittery learning disabled cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367450)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 7:32 AM
Author: Idiotic Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367537)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

There is a clear divide between tranny’s and litigators in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843198)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: 180 hideous candlestick maker

There’s a trend of not defining terms when they are obvious in litigation documents. There is only one merger agreement at issue here and everyone knows which one it is. This is a Brian Garner thing IIRC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844586)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Bistre exciting rehab

I never define obvious terms in pleadings but I do in MSJs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844780)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Abnormal soggy haunted graveyard dog poop

That's so fucking sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846534)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: Angry Bbw Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846677)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#45937676)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: carnelian stage

Actual typo on page 53:

"Musk’s claimed 'belie[f]' is of course no proof of misrepresentation" should be "NOT proof".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843215)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

That’s word choice, not a typo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843222)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: carnelian stage

Maybe, but I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843230)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum

It's word choice brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848692)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university

Doubtful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44849960)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

You’re outing yourself as ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44850628)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843236)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: henna violent marketing idea church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

58. Under an equity commitment letter dated April 20, 2022, Musk also personally agreed to contribute to or otherwise provide to Parent $21 billion of equity capital to be used to fund the purchase price.

You don't fund the purchase price, you fund the purchase itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843240)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: carnelian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843264)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: wonderful mediation school

Also you don't accept an equity commitment letter from Elon Musk on 4/20 he was obviously high. JFC twitter that one is on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843273)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843275)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

With a purchase price of $54.20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843545)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: Racy state

WLRK BTFO, shortly to announce dissolution of partnership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843274)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Actually, I think purchase price is right because $21 billion is only part of the cost and wouldn’t pay for the purchase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843283)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Diverse water buffalo

(Peter J. Walsh, Jr.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843327)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:24 AM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part

The purchase price is more precise. Purchase could include a lot of other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843290)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: carnelian stage

then you say "to use towards the purchase price"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843297)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part

You British?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843299)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

(Car salesman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843306)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: carnelian stage

My background as a British car salesman is not relevant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843310)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: balding doctorate lodge

A lot of bad word choices and just bad writing in general here.

Paragraph 91 - "On June 1, 2022, Twitter responded by refuting that it had 'refused' provision of data."

"Twitter responded by refuting Musk's allegation that it had 'refused' provision of data" would make more sense.

Paragraph 101 - "Musk leveled serious charges, both publicly and through lawyer letters, that Twitter had misled its investors and customers."

WTF are "lawyer letters"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843599)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

I disagree that this is bad writing. It’s pretentious in parts, but it’s written for a Chancery judge while also being simple enough lay people will read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843643)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part

Funny because I’d think it’s a little casual if anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844011)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

This will be the most read complaint of the year. For the judge their point is that this dude doesn’t care about the law and you have to make him. For the public they just want to portray him as bad.

They’re a little crossways though, in arguing this dude is trying to destroy Twitter for fun so you should make sure he can do that legally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844418)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Cerise Messiness

Keep coping btich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843695)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: saffron kitty cat

The writing is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844203)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: carnelian stage

It's a good complaint. I'm mirin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844762)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: onyx stubborn native stain

"Lawyer letters" is used in biglaw to refer to unproductive threatening letters opposing parties send to each other before litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845832)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Casino

"refuting that it had 'refused' to provide data" reads better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846393)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: orchid domesticated crackhouse

Should say "denying" or something. The alliteration is cumbersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847083)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Affirmative Action Casino

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847271)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: orange awkward space

On page 2 they directly refer to SpaceX. I’m not a shitigator but shouldn’t they use the full company name followed by short form, i.e., Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (“SpaceX”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843715)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Heady high-end foreskin library

Yes. It would also make the document longer and thereby make them seem smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844084)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: dashing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844235)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845459)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Boyish senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848451)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:57 AM
Author: Pink Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 12:27 PM
Author: bossy indecent set friendly grandma

I still dont see it and suspect it’s not really a typo. I think people are going along with it because they don’t want to be seen as the person who doesn’t get it or disagrees about proper grammar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44843743)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Nighttime meetinghouse brethren

is this seriously what you ppl do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844044)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Electric famous landscape painting

And there's an intricacy

And intellectual rigor

Which is appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844060)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: balding doctorate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844529)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: slimy massive center

ALL NIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845871)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university

I don't want to live in a world where World Wide Wes(ley) isn't practicing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846210)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: Boyish senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848452)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44849998)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: azure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503577)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Tan station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844089)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home legal warrant

yeah but there are lots of dull parts too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844117)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: Motley halford abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844265)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: wonderful mediation school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844351)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844442)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844443)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844444)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844445)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844450)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious temple party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844585)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: vivacious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844638)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: carnelian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844673)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Vermilion stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844764)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: pearly federal kitty stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845483)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: territorial bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845828)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boltzmann psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845998)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Diverse water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846392)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: slimy massive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846696)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848706)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:52 AM
Author: Transparent Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848846)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44860803)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Sepia provocative resort roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44860856)



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44953025)



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Date: November 10th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#45474893)



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Date: February 15th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle skinny woman legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#45937694)



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Date: July 3rd, 2023 3:44 AM
Author: azure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#46503578)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:35 AM
Author: azure theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367381)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 5:14 AM
Author: Sinister Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367446)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: wonderful mediation school

If that's an honest question then I am jealous of your life experiences. What do you do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44844349)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: silver immigrant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845790)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 4:39 PM
Author: Odious fear-inspiring hominid parlor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845380)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: chest-beating weed whacker range

Wait, so no one found a typo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845723)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boltzmann psychic

not one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846000)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: orchid domesticated crackhouse

Didn't even take that long to conclude there was no obvious typo. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847091)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848801)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: passionate maroon puppy

They should get rid of those shlubs and hire me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845840)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: slimy massive center

Those TTT bums don't even scrub their metadata.

"Microsoft Word - 10238338_1.docx"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845848)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: onyx stubborn native stain

that is a legit mess-up actually. at least they saved the final as a new version. always lol when i see some 10 page brief took 25 versions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845862)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boltzmann psychic

cr, you absolutely MUST save as a new doc v1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846005)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: white bateful clown indian lodge

180

a decade on xoxo and law firms still find new ways to fascinate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846350)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: onyx stubborn native stain

got a TRO/PI brief from a v50 where a confidential contract was at issue. half of the brief was "redacted" with black highlighting.

we got conflicted out of the matter and it seemingly settled right away so unsure if anything came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846389)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university

Tranny mo here.

What significance does multiple versions have other than indicating carelessness or inefficiency? Prior versions are still covered by atty client privilege, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846542)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: onyx stubborn native stain

yeah, it doesn't actually mean anything that im aware of, it's just amusing. also some lawyers obsessively version up when they make any changes, and some barely do it all.

also, a lot of people reveal the version by not deleting the doc id from the footer that imanage automatically adds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846654)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 1:16 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy boltzmann psychic

it just looks tryhard. 1 is more mysterious and perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847988)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: slimy massive center

What's with the use of sentence case in the higher level headings and title case in the subheadings?

https://files.catbox.moe/een323.png

Seems like a strange choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845922)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: slimy massive center

TTT inconsistent BUMS!

https://files.catbox.moe/sq6s7t.png

If you're out there, Wachtell, I'll be your remote filing and proofreading bitch for $175k/year so you don't embarrass yourself like this anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44845945)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: passionate maroon puppy

Sentence case is superior imo but the issue here is consistency. That’s what’s bothersome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848819)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Appetizing honey-headed university

Jfc. Ppl expect a fucking master piece at their prices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846526)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 7:29 AM
Author: Tan station

Lol hfs this is going to keep me up tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848469)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: adventurous mewling parlour

You do the headings in lowercase because it’s part of the narrative, if all the subheads are non-narrative, then I approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848808)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: yapping crawly jewess

So when does the actual lawyering happen?

Can we outsource this spell check faggotry to Pradeep?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44846867)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal den liquid oxygen

Lol at the dumbass criticism in this thread. Imbeciles quibbling over word choice. Not partner material, I’m afraid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44847141)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Yellow sound barrier forum

(Rainmaker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44848727)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 10:22 PM
Author: Angry Bbw Box Office



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Date: July 16th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: costumed electric furnace dysfunction

(PUMO with no sense of humor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#44860842)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: House-broken Peach Trump Supporter Pistol

read the first 2 pages.

why is the tone so weirdly cunty and sarcastic. it stops just short of sounding like a Jezebel screed: "SO, APPARENTLY, FUCKBOY MUSK THINKS HE, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS SPECIAL. (UH, HELLO? HE'S NOT.)"

10 to 1 written by a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367394)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 4:03 AM
Author: Pink Garrison

Lol guess uve nvr worked in law before

They are all little spaceporn bitches especially w these kinds of cases where it's more written for the public in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5152402&forum_id=2#47367395)