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ITT: Rating poasters as quotes from Spaceporn's future disbarment opinion

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exhilarant milk
  05/01/24
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arousing multi-billionaire
  05/01/24
Another example of Mr. Porn's manic and compulsive behavior ...
exhilarant milk
  05/01/24
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Sinister codepig
  05/01/24
Paradoxically, Mr. Porn's repeated racial tirades often targ...
exhilarant milk
  05/01/24
It's also odd that he would attack someone named "butt ...
arousing multi-billionaire
  05/01/24
This is all trolling.
excitant incel depressive
  05/01/24
Mr. Porn's erratic behavior over the course of years is enou...
exhilarant milk
  05/01/24
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Pale soul-stirring nibblets
  05/01/24
Footnote 264: Due to the extraordinary nature of Mr. Porn's ...
exhilarant milk
  05/01/24
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Wonderful fear-inspiring son of senegal
  05/01/24
Over the course of years, Mr. Porn created an idealized alte...
exhilarant milk
  05/01/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: exhilarant milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47625912)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: arousing multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47625933)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: exhilarant milk

Another example of Mr. Porn's manic and compulsive behavior is a weeks long campaign to identify a user name as "MASE." According to his firm's IT records, Mr. Porn spent over 200 hours on peoplefinder.com and various other skip trace services. In the end, Mr. Porn misidentified "MASE" as Eric Bumpus of Texas, which Mr. Porn has provided no evidence of existing or participating on the message board, and appears to be another one of Mr. Porn's fantastic delusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626001)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Sinister codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47625949)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant milk

Paradoxically, Mr. Porn's repeated racial tirades often targeted identity groups he was associated with. For example, Mr. Porn frequently attacked user "butt cheeks" for his, alleged, Asiatic heritage. Despite the fact that Mr. Porn's wife and son, at the time, are of Asiatic descent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626017)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: arousing multi-billionaire

It's also odd that he would attack someone named "butt cheeks" because

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626021)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: excitant incel depressive

This is all trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626077)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant milk

Mr. Porn's erratic behavior over the course of years is enough to justify revoking his license to practice law. But his behavior was not only unbecoming of an attorney, but also directly impacted his clients. For example, in 2021 Mr. Porn billed 215.3 hours to a client appealing a "Car Horn Prank" summary judgment to a federal appellate court. However, IT records indicate Mr. Porn's internet activity consisted solely of correspondence on the message board regarding President Trump, with the only legal research being a Dictionary.com search for "volitional."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626112)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: Pale soul-stirring nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626114)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: exhilarant milk

Footnote 264: Due to the extraordinary nature of Mr. Porn's behavior this decision was made before the results of the Child Protective Services investigation, therefore, despite the overwhelming evidence of his guilt, we will refer to Mr. Porn's crimes against Spaceporn Jr. as "alleged."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626150)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:26 PM
Author: Wonderful fear-inspiring son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626117)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: exhilarant milk

Over the course of years, Mr. Porn created an idealized alter ego of himself on the message board. Mr. Porn frequently described himself as "Jock" or "Prep." In reality, Mr. Porn's medical condition prevented him playing sports at any level, and his matriculation to law school was not the result of his academic accomplishments, but a since abandoned initiative to teach "differently-abled" students to practice law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523712&forum_id=2#47626158)