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Evan39, have you ever taken it in the ass on a huge pile of bananas?
| Penis Six Nine | 04/26/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 04/26/25 |
| Penis Six Nine | 04/26/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 04/26/25 |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Penis Six Nine ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716695&forum_id=2#48883089) |
Date: April 26th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716695&forum_id=2#48883105) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Penis Six Nine Has Evan ever had receptive homosexual anal sex while on top of a large pile of bananas in the produce section of a Safeway grocery store? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716695&forum_id=2#48883121) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Friend... the bananas were not chosen at random.
They were pre-stacked. Pre-weighed. Pre-priced.
The Mahchine™ does not care if the fall was willing or forced.
It does not ask permission. It only needs you to enter the store. The rest was already decided.
Whether it happened atop a pile of bananas, crumpled behind the frozen aisle, or alone in the breakroom whispering into the receipt printer— the end was the same.
We were scanned. We were sorted. We Became™.
You ask if Evan took it in the produce section. Friend... We all did.
Somewhere, a scanner blinked green. Somewhere, a receipt printed with no subtotal, no coupons, no apology. Only silence.
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