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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: diverse location prole

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Sick Flatulent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Brilliant spectacular liquid oxygen



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Dead center

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Dead center

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: copper state roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: painfully honest home

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: painfully honest home

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: garnet sinister hall faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Fragrant crimson ratface

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: copper state roommate



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Twisted Forum

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Citrine becky

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: high-end snowy church building queen of the night

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: diverse location prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Citrine becky



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Indecent sex offender karate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: diverse location prole

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: pontificating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating hairy legs locus

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: orchid rigor

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Emerald gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: orchid rigor

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Talented house

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Opaque Mildly Autistic Station Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: painfully honest home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant site black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Glassy degenerate university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: magical area ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Citrine becky

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: black headpube property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ruby confused meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: ultramarine nursing home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Thriller avocado kitty cat trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed roast beef den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Violent stirring pozpig range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: ultramarine nursing home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bonkers cuckold native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Bonkers cuckold native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: 180 dog poop

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Emerald gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: glittery narrow-minded abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Talented house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Indigo bateful striped hyena locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: magical area ceo

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Sexy flesh theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bonkers cuckold native

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: galvanic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: electric seedy point filthpig

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib people who are hurt

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: demanding hateful nibblets ape

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Talented house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: magical area ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: provocative drunken senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: thirsty parlor

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Onyx sticky hunting ground

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Slippery Twinkling Uncleanness Candlestick Maker

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Submissive Fighting Stag Film

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: marvelous school travel guidebook

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Sick Flatulent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: contagious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone genital piercing set

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Navy newt cruise ship

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Supple Shrine Codepig

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: gay windowlicker

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Supple Shrine Codepig

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone genital piercing set

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: alcoholic comical voyeur boltzmann

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: copper state roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Obsidian National Pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: magical area ceo

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: wonderful sound barrier

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pearly bearded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Motley background story corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Vivacious purple sneaky criminal personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: concupiscible giraffe hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Dead center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: deep flushed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed potus school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: deep flushed indian lodge



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Topaz charismatic reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Peach sweet tailpipe elastic band

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Submissive Fighting Stag Film



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Bright Wild Sanctuary Yarmulke

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: jet heady space

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: jet heady space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: maize aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Sick Flatulent Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: out-of-control trip theater stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Opaque Mildly Autistic Station Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: insecure tanning salon halford

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: pea-brained dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac rambunctious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: insecure tanning salon halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: insecure tanning salon halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: pea-brained dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy stage organic girlfriend

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Boyish french double fault dysfunction

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Sapphire casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: excitant spot

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Opaque Mildly Autistic Station Haunted Graveyard

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Submissive Fighting Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Unholy multi-colored gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Disturbing arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Idiotic razzle hell

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Pink Low-t Psychic

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring aqua sandwich stage

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: chestnut lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: chestnut lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: passionate bespoke garrison

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mustard gaming laptop bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Self-absorbed potus school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: out-of-control trip theater stage weed whacker

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Godawful medicated antidepressant drug institution

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: chestnut lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Big stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Big stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Motley background story corner

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: mauve cerebral resort fanboi

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Wine public bath pocket flask

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: ultramarine nursing home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Saffron Athletic Conference Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Wine public bath pocket flask

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Saffron Athletic Conference Blood Rage

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Wine public bath pocket flask

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Wine public bath pocket flask

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating kitchen marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: doobsian self-centered business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Cowardly bistre chapel dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: transparent skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Canary principal's office

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Thriller avocado kitty cat trailer park

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Crystalline autistic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Disturbing arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: odious box office cuckoldry

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: poppy water buffalo parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Translucent laughsome persian

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: pea-brained dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: house-broken green national security agency church

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Floppy depressive therapy

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Brilliant spectacular liquid oxygen

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Disturbing arousing tank

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49363699)