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Is being a "SHiTLAW king" a shrewd career goal?

I just want to make money
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
yes. but being a shitlaw prole is teh suck.
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
making $$$ in shitlaw is tantamount to winning the lotto or ...
dull senate crotch
  05/17/13
Realistically, what am I looking at?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
depends on the practice area, but need to be a better salesm...
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
Can I make at least $75,000?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
wut? i don't think you really understand what a shitlaw king...
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
What is a shitlaw king then?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
a guy who makes bank doing low level shit work.
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
How much is "bank"?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
like half a mil at least
dull senate crotch
  05/17/13
So how hard would it be to make $75,000?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
you wouldn't be king making 75k bro.
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
But is it hard to do?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
are you dense bro
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
It's a question. You got an answer?
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13
Couldn't you just expand and hire (exploit) associates? Make...
Vigorous Cruise Ship Pistol
  05/17/13
this shitlaw firm around me does this. it is really shitty. ...
house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy
  05/17/13
what practice areas are we talking about here?
Supple Orchestra Pit
  05/17/13
I think the odds are better than the lotto. But the real ris...
Poppy free-loading jew site
  05/17/13
This dood I know says he can get me in first place on Google...
Hilarious meetinghouse
  05/17/13


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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

I just want to make money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219895)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

yes. but being a shitlaw prole is teh suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219917)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: dull senate crotch

making $$$ in shitlaw is tantamount to winning the lotto or running any successful business---odds are low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219921)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

Realistically, what am I looking at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219946)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

depends on the practice area, but need to be a better salesman that a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219989)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

Can I make at least $75,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220033)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

wut? i don't think you really understand what a shitlaw king is bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220038)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

What is a shitlaw king then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220042)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

a guy who makes bank doing low level shit work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220047)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

How much is "bank"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220064)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: dull senate crotch

like half a mil at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220238)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

So how hard would it be to make $75,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220359)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

you wouldn't be king making 75k bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220432)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

But is it hard to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220488)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

are you dense bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220562)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:27 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

It's a question. You got an answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220578)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Cruise Ship Pistol

Couldn't you just expand and hire (exploit) associates? Make a nice business model, pick random idiot super TTTTs with good personalities who would otherwise be ungodly fucked. Grow it like any other business. Expand into multiple regions, hire more and more shitssociates etc.

why is this not viable. You'd just be managing/owning a shitlaw business basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220010)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: house-broken startling dog poop ladyboy

this shitlaw firm around me does this. it is really shitty. they hire these miserly TTT grads who are awkward and ugly as fuck, throw them on public defender appointed work, pay them like $35k/year, fire them (or they leave) within 1-2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220026)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Supple Orchestra Pit

what practice areas are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220032)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Poppy free-loading jew site

I think the odds are better than the lotto. But the real risk you run up against is losing your license. A lot of these guys have volume bankruptcy/divorce/dui practices and live on the edge of ethics. Just too much coming in to really cross all the Ts and dot all the Is. But yeah, most new lawyers can hang a shingle, run a few local ads and get the phone to ring nonstop. Seen more than one of my classmates get disbarred going this route though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220089)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse

This dood I know says he can get me in first place on Google. Only $1750/month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220193)