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Holy shit. 95% certain I fucked my 4th cousin. Promise not flame.
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-worthy to not make a poast about.
Every month or so 23andMe sends an email with a link to new DNA relatives in their system. Maybe half the time I check it out to see who's new on there.
One of the names on there looked really familiar. Common first name, but a random uncommon last name that seemed really familiar in connection with the first name. I went back to working but kept thinking the name sounded familiar.
Then maybe a half an hour later I realized that it was the name of this random tinder post-doc I fucked on a trip to Boston 5-7 years ago or something.
After I fuck tinder chicks, I always block them on LinkedIn and Facebook to minimize the chances they stumble across me. (I'm a cheatmo). So, I can use that as a list of the tinder chicks I have fucked. I also usually email myself their Tinder pictures and real name in my burner email account. In this case I never emailed myself pictures, but I did have her blocked on Facebook and LinkedIn.
Just now I logged into facebook and LinkedIn and BOOM -- name matches. And based on a google search of her name, the city she's in now matches the city of the girl on 22andMe.
Safe to say with pretty high certainty that it's the same girl.
I probably made a thread about fucking her. Will try to find it.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:47 AM Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039036) |
Date: October 28th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: doobsian office new version Describe the sex. Was it better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207647) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:18 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked really young. I remember she told me a funny story about how the last guy she fucked was some dorky NOWAG in her lab that she was not attracted to, but who she fucked out of pitty when he made a move on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207655) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: cobalt comical locus police squad she's a bug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207717) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe No. Blond white girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207740) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: Amethyst national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207754) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: excitant box office big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human history
4th cousin is nothing |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Poppy Casino Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a second cousin. A third cousin at best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207683) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:27 PM Author: concupiscible chartreuse cuckoldry Sister and Wife originally were synonyms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522140) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:24 PM Author: drunken tan main people 4th cousin isnt even related really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207699) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207747) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:25 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe This thread is about her, but I made it years later and there's nothing interesting in it:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980506&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Offensive twinkling uncleanness rigpig great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207721) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: peach harsh orchestra pit candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039057) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a while after I fucked her:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3072337&mc=34&forum_id=2#29394882 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:32 PM Author: odious scarlet base https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207769) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:34 PM Author: concupiscible chartreuse cuckoldry Prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207782) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Fishy apoplectic mood sex offender You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207792) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe Fuck off gook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207797) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:38 PM Author: chestnut aphrodisiac plaza Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth cousin 3x removed and not known it. Unless you share a last name, get Christmas cards from their family, or see them at large family funerals/reunions then they're no different from a random stranger (which is exactly what they are) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207828) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:39 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe (Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207836) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:40 PM Author: drunken tan main people Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descendants dies and you have to go to their funeral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207840) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:40 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe Bumping and also linking in a dif thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037855) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:42 PM Author: Turquoise unhinged jewess Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth cousin is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037865) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:43 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b8713e436f276.gif
You share a 4th great grandparent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: orchid titillating theater stage *3rd great grandparent
Just think of the cousin number as the grandparent level.
1st grandparent level -- 1st cousin
2nd grandparent level (great grandparent) -- 2nd cousin
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:15 PM Author: orchid titillating theater stage And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming.
https://files.catbox.moe/vyfg9k.gif |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe Here's a pic of her btw.
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Cerise space goyim She's haf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037892) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:48 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and nerdy and very petite with a great body.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:38 AM Author: Cerise space goyim 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039006) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: sticky ticket booth What's his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037888) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:45 AM Author: passionate depressive 23andMe isn't a dating site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039031) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: peach harsh orchestra pit candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039058) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:43 PM Author: Dashing Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522194) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:48 AM Author: Filthy Naked Organic Girlfriend pics or it didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039039) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:58 AM Author: peach harsh orchestra pit candlestick maker Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never even met or had a 3rd cousin
I mean conceptually - what's a 4th cousin, can someone draw the tree |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:50 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too complicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043486) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:55 PM Author: Provocative goal in life volcanic crater Repost the pic bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043532) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:02 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043583) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:03 PM Author: Provocative goal in life volcanic crater Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043585) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:25 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe This thread is 1000000% real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522132) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:35 PM Author: ruby stirring athletic conference public bath arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522416) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:36 PM Author: vermilion vivacious jew stead How was he compared to the first three? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522425) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:51 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522514) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: vermilion vivacious jew stead nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:18 PM Author: orchid titillating theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524850) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: passionate depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524856) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:15 PM Author: Thriller mint institution background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526801) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: mahogany azn wow 180 story, gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524843) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:09 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to on-point for xoxo to be true -- but it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Underhanded razzle location If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/sluttier than ever at age 35) and she told me actually somehow my 3rd cousin...I wouldn’t miss a beat.
Who cares? |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:20 PM Author: Haunting sweet tailpipe It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesting coincidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526821) |