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Holy shit. 95% certain I fucked my 4th cousin. Promise not flame.
| wonderful base background story | 10/28/20 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: wonderful base background story I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-worthy to not make a poast about.
Every month or so 23andMe sends an email with a link to new DNA relatives in their system. Maybe half the time I check it out to see who's new on there.
One of the names on there looked really familiar. Common first name, but a random uncommon last name that seemed really familiar in connection with the first name. I went back to working but kept thinking the name sounded familiar.
Then maybe a half an hour later I realized that it was the name of this random tinder post-doc I fucked on a trip to Boston 5-7 years ago or something.
After I fuck tinder chicks, I always block them on LinkedIn and Facebook to minimize the chances they stumble across me. (I'm a cheatmo). So, I can use that as a list of the tinder chicks I have fucked. I also usually email myself their Tinder pictures and real name in my burner email account. In this case I never emailed myself pictures, but I did have her blocked on Facebook and LinkedIn.
Just now I logged into facebook and LinkedIn and BOOM -- name matches. And based on a google search of her name, the city she's in now matches the city of the girl on 22andMe.
Safe to say with pretty high certainty that it's the same girl.
I probably made a thread about fucking her. Will try to find it.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Mewling hateful business firm You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039036) |
Date: October 28th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: Beta cobalt lodge Describe the sex. Was it better? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207647) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:18 PM Author: wonderful base background story Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked really young. I remember she told me a funny story about how the last guy she fucked was some dorky NOWAG in her lab that she was not attracted to, but who she fucked out of pitty when he made a move on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207655) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Indecent office she's a bug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207717) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: wonderful base background story No. Blond white girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207740) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: Abusive garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207754) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: Salmon beady-eyed athletic conference big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human history
4th cousin is nothing |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: pea-brained grizzly pit Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a second cousin. A third cousin at best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207683) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:27 PM Author: jet-lagged alcoholic tanning salon french chef Sister and Wife originally were synonyms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522140) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:24 PM Author: Violet nighttime gay wizard puppy 4th cousin isnt even related really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207699) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: wonderful base background story STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207747) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:25 PM Author: wonderful base background story This thread is about her, but I made it years later and there's nothing interesting in it:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980506&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Juden Peterstein great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207721) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring amber toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039057) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: wonderful base background story Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a while after I fucked her:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3072337&mc=34&forum_id=2#29394882 |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:32 PM Author: propecia mathematica (don't blame me, i voted for KANYE) https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207769) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:34 PM Author: jet-lagged alcoholic tanning salon french chef Prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207782) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: light chapel You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207792) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: wonderful base background story Fuck off gook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207797) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:38 PM Author: medicated contagious piazza partner Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth cousin 3x removed and not known it. Unless you share a last name, get Christmas cards from their family, or see them at large family funerals/reunions then they're no different from a random stranger (which is exactly what they are) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207828) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:39 PM Author: wonderful base background story (Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207836) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:40 PM Author: Violet nighttime gay wizard puppy Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descendants dies and you have to go to their funeral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207840) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:40 PM Author: wonderful base background story Bumping and also linking in a dif thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037855) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:42 PM Author: razzle-dazzle location Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth cousin is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037865) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:43 PM Author: wonderful base background story https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b8713e436f276.gif
You share a 4th great grandparent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: metal provocative house *3rd great grandparent
Just think of the cousin number as the grandparent level.
1st grandparent level -- 1st cousin
2nd grandparent level (great grandparent) -- 2nd cousin
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:15 PM Author: metal provocative house And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming.
https://files.catbox.moe/vyfg9k.gif |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: wonderful base background story Here's a pic of her btw.
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Orange aromatic nibblets halford She's haf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037892) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:48 PM Author: wonderful base background story She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and nerdy and very petite with a great body.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:38 AM Author: Orange aromatic nibblets halford 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039006) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Learning disabled soul-stirring gas station immigrant What's his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037888) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:45 AM Author: Emerald Apoplectic Locus Toilet Seat 23andMe isn't a dating site? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039031) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: Fear-inspiring amber toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039058) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:43 PM Author: curious abode gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522194) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:48 AM Author: Crusty affirmative action pics or it didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039039) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:58 AM Author: Fear-inspiring amber toaster Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never even met or had a 3rd cousin
I mean conceptually - what's a 4th cousin, can someone draw the tree |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:50 PM Author: wonderful base background story That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too complicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043486) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:55 PM Author: exciting claret shrine mediation Repost the pic bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043532) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:02 PM Author: wonderful base background story https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043583) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:03 PM Author: exciting claret shrine mediation Nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043585) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:25 PM Author: wonderful base background story This thread is 1000000% real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522132) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:35 PM Author: Cracking free-loading ape theater arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522416) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:36 PM Author: Stimulating Rose Cuckold How was he compared to the first three? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522425) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:51 PM Author: wonderful base background story SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522514) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: Stimulating Rose Cuckold nonresponsive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:18 PM Author: metal provocative house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524850) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Emerald Apoplectic Locus Toilet Seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524856) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:15 PM Author: Exhilarant blue institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526801) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: Ruddy 180 Parlour Indirect Expression wow 180 story, gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524843) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:09 PM Author: wonderful base background story I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to on-point for xoxo to be true -- but it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: bistre trust fund If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/sluttier than ever at age 35) and she told me actually somehow my 3rd cousin...I wouldn’t miss a beat.
Who cares? |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:20 PM Author: wonderful base background story It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesting coincidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526821) |