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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
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Jet concupiscible hunting ground
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pea-brained step-uncle's house
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the one they call doobs
Purple knife
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
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Odious Base
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
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Odious Base
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
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Odious Base
  12/17/25
Incredible
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
boom lives
indecent boyish therapy associate
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Purple knife
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
copper crusty affirmative action
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
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Odious Base
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
wmtp
brindle anal theater stage
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
violent pit
  12/17/25
Strong contender
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
violent pit
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
violent pit
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Floppy scourge upon the earth field
  12/17/25
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bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
evan39
blue business firm sound barrier
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Jet concupiscible hunting ground
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
excitant stage dog poop
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
excitant stage dog poop
  12/17/25
who are you
indecent boyish therapy associate
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
excitant stage dog poop
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
indecent boyish therapy associate
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
blue business firm sound barrier
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Razzle-dazzle area
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
excitant stage dog poop
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
excitant stage dog poop
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
excitant stage dog poop
  12/18/25
whokobe
indecent boyish therapy associate
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Floppy scourge upon the earth field
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Floppy scourge upon the earth field
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
talking church building quadroon
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
indecent boyish therapy associate
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BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
talking church building quadroon
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
indecent boyish therapy associate
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
talking church building quadroon
  12/17/25
Who is IH
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/17/25
(n00b)
talking church building quadroon
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Sexy meetinghouse faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
navy hilarious codepig location
  12/18/25
Stfu
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
irradiated blood rage
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Vermilion Kink-friendly Set Half-breed
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Slate messiness old irish cottage
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Fragrant tank temple
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Sexy meetinghouse faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/08/26
Boom
cerebral house sweet tailpipe
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fantasy-prone institution
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LARPing to online strangers tp(s)
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Jet concupiscible hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: pea-brained step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Purple knife

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Odious Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Odious Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Odious Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Purple knife

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: copper crusty affirmative action

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Odious Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: brindle anal theater stage

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: violent pit

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: violent pit

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: violent pit

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Floppy scourge upon the earth field

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: blue business firm sound barrier

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Jet concupiscible hunting ground

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: blue business firm sound barrier

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle area

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: excitant stage dog poop

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Floppy scourge upon the earth field

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Floppy scourge upon the earth field

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: talking church building quadroon

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: talking church building quadroon

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: indecent boyish therapy associate

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: talking church building quadroon

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: talking church building quadroon

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse faggot firefighter

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: navy hilarious codepig location

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: irradiated blood rage

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Vermilion Kink-friendly Set Half-breed

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Slate messiness old irish cottage

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Fragrant tank temple

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy filthpig public bath

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse faggot firefighter

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral house sweet tailpipe

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49875075)