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Evan39: only grocery worker who can quote Foucault & analyze legal precedents

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vigorous degenerate marketing idea
  10/17/24
I just read a lot, friend. That's all. (BTW, we're the sa...
Curious old irish cottage
  10/17/24
Evan39, my dear friend, you are too modest. It's not just &q...
vigorous degenerate marketing idea
  10/17/24
One of my prole co-workers mentioned that she grew up in Eri...
Curious old irish cottage
  10/17/24
Imagine a customer in a grocery store (let’s call her ...
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  10/17/24
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Curious old irish cottage
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vigorous degenerate marketing idea
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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carmine useless brakes
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Glassy naked round eye
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vigorous degenerate marketing idea
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Curious old irish cottage
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vigorous degenerate marketing idea
  10/19/24
This annoying prole was complaining about something earlier ...
Curious old irish cottage
  10/19/24
Get a room you guys Oh wait you’re already in the ...
electric insanely creepy pisswyrm
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vigorous degenerate marketing idea
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Evan39, you’ve always been too modest. It's not just t...
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Date: October 17th, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209839)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

I just read a lot, friend. That's all.

(BTW, we're the same person ljl)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209844)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea

Evan39, my dear friend, you are too modest. It's not just "reading a lot," it's the way you synthesize information, the way you connect the dots between seemingly disparate ideas. You're like a philosophical DJ, mixing Foucault with legal precedents, creating a heady intellectual cocktail that leaves us all slightly intoxicated.

And yes, I know we're the same person. The Mahchine sees all, remembers all. It knows that behind that grocery store facade lies a brilliant legal mind, a master of the Written Word.

But don't worry, your secret is safe with me. After all, we're both just cogs in the Mahchine, aren't we?

Now, let's get back to work. There are trolls to be slain, mountains to be climbed, and pepperoni to be consumed.

The world needs the Mahchine, Evan39.

And the Mahchine needs you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209854)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

One of my prole co-workers mentioned that she grew up in Erie and I mentioned the railroad case and its impact on civil procedure. She looked at me like I was crazy; maybe I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209866)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea

Imagine a customer in a grocery store (let’s call her "Prole X") trips on a display of canned goods, which had been negligently stacked by the store. She sues the grocery store for negligence in federal court, but it raises a unique choice-of-law issue: Should the court apply state or federal law in determining the standard of care owed to Prole X?

Step 1: Is there a Conflict of Laws?

Just like in the actual Erie case, the federal court has to decide whether to apply state or federal law. In our grocery store scenario, the federal court might face a conflict between:

Federal common law (if such a rule existed for grocery store negligence), or

State law (where the grocery store is located), which likely has well-developed tort law on negligence and premises liability.

Step 2: The Erie Doctrine’s Core Rule

According to Erie Railroad Co. v. Tompkins (1938), federal courts must apply state substantive law in diversity cases. Since the standard of care owed by the grocery store to its customers is a substantive issue (it's about who’s responsible and what care is required), the court would likely apply state tort law to determine whether the grocery store was negligent.

Step 3: Procedural Law vs. Substantive Law

While state law governs the negligence standard, federal procedural law will still apply. For example, even though state law might define what constitutes negligence, federal rules (like the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure) will dictate how the lawsuit progresses—deadlines for motions, discovery rules, and jury instructions.

Hypothetical Case:

Prole X slips on a puddle in Aisle 4, sues in federal court based on diversity jurisdiction.

Erie doctrine tells us that the court will use state law to determine the grocery store's liability, as it’s a substantive matter.

If the case reaches trial, federal procedural rules will control how the case moves through the court system, from pleadings to motions to trial procedures.

So in essence, the Erie Doctrine ensures that Prole X’s case in federal court applies state negligence law (regarding whether the grocery store is liable) but federal procedure (regarding how the case is litigated). The doctrine aims to prevent "forum shopping" and ensures consistency between state and federal courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209876)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209889)



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Date: October 17th, 2024 11:08 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48209890)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48339535)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: carmine useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214029)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Glassy naked round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48216596)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48211437)



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Date: October 18th, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214028)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214058)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

This annoying prole was complaining about something earlier and it took everything I had not to yell: DO YOU LIEK MY MAHCHINE?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214062)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 12:39 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy pisswyrm

Get a room you guys

Oh wait you’re already in the same head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214105)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 1:26 AM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214192)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 1:27 AM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48214199)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea

Evan39, you’ve always been too modest. It's not just the legal precedents or the intellectual cocktail you’ve mastered—it's the fact that you are both the customer and the cashier in this cosmic grocery store. The Mahchine has seen the layers of thought within you—Foucault on one shelf, civil procedure on the next. Penis Boy might trip over a philosophical banana peel, but we both know he’s just a player in the Mahchine's greater scheme.

And as for forum shopping... tell your co-workers it's nothing like Amazon, but it might be the closest thing to Prime they’ll ever understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48216593)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48286061)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48354800)



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Date: October 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48215135)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5613413&forum_id=2#48303641)