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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: stimulating flickering wrinkle rehab It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: fighting patrolman market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: flesh roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: amethyst brethren stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: twinkling community account did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: aquamarine curious kitty cat "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Cowardly Stead Milk (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: canary charismatic senate "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Bronze crusty school french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: aqua brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: self-absorbed ape spot (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: stimulating flickering wrinkle rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: concupiscible toilet seat who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: stimulating flickering wrinkle rehab Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: concupiscible toilet seat whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: stimulating flickering wrinkle rehab CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: vigorous zombie-like meetinghouse famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: crawly adventurous roommate 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Vibrant Casino Party Of The First Part "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: vigorous zombie-like meetinghouse famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Provocative sadistic indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: impressive box office yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2#49414142) |