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Most prestigious conquistador?

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Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
180 thread from a 180 poaster. My responses may be somew...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/04/24
Latter two were born into hidalgo families, can't find info ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
We can automatically rule out Pizzaro: "Francisco Pizar...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
Cortes of course.
SkaddenArse
  11/04/24
Justify your answer pls, I posted his early life and accompl...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
burning the ships
Detective Barfnozzle
  11/04/24
let’s not romanticize it—Cortés stumbles ...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/05/24
Pizzaro and the whole Inca thing went really, really well, I...
hank_scorpio
  11/04/24
Pizzaro was illiterate and illegitimate, can't be prestigiou...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
that makes conquering the only true empire of the americas e...
hank_scorpio
  11/04/24
Incas didn't have writing either, was basically prole retard...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
they had advanced weaving technology you prole spaniard, kno...
hank_scorpio
  11/04/24
that's gay as fuck
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/04/24
still the most prestigious of the Americas
hank_scorpio
  11/05/24
Writing is for perverted fags
niggerboi
  11/05/24
'really well' if you count bulldozing illiterate mountain pe...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/05/24
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Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/05/24
those knots were very durable, most of the spaniards were il...
hank_scorpio
  11/05/24
O, the durable knots! 😂 ljl @ bulldozing a bunch of st...
Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
  11/05/24
vs what pwning cannibal savages for way less money? I'll ta...
hank_scorpio
  11/05/24
anyway it's not SCHOLARLY to destroy those rope knots, Pizar...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/05/24
no it wasn't, but I don't think he's the one who did it, he ...
hank_scorpio
  11/05/24
You're focusing on his prole goy "accomplishments"...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  11/05/24
that makes it moar prestigious to accomplish so much, a rags...
hank_scorpio
  11/05/24


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Date: November 4th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48281997)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

180 thread from a 180 poaster.

My responses may be somewhat generic, but I've always come back to:

(1) Francisco Vázquez de Coronado – Coronado's expedition (1540-1542) ventured far into what is now the southwestern United States. He was famously one of the first Europeans to view the FUCKING GRAND CANYON WAY BEFORE ANY BRITISH FAGGOTS (and the Colorado River).

Coronado was driven by tales of the Seven Cities of Gold but found no wealth, marking a significant moment of disillusionment. His travels provide a fascinating glimpse into the early European exploration of the American West.

(2) Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca – After a harrowing journey through the Gulf Coast, Cabeza de Vaca and a few survivors wandered across present-day Texas and the Southwest from 1528 to 1536.

Notably, he forged PEACEFUL RELATIONSHIPS with various indigenous groups, learning their languages and customs. His narrative, La Relación, is one of the earliest European accounts of life among Native Americans and shows a rare empathy for the people he encountered.

(3) Hernando de Soto – Known for his large expedition through the southeastern United States (1539-1542), de Soto is believed to be one of the first Europeans to reach the Appalachian Mountains. His journey was one of the longest and most extensive of the era, covering a vast range of what is now the American South. Although his encounters with Native Americans were often violent, de Soto’s exploration helped map much of the southeastern U.S.

Give me a few minutes - I am sure I am forgetting 1-2 more...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282080)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Latter two were born into hidalgo families, can't find info about Coronado's early life. I think we ought to consider not just their expeditions and what they saw/did, but the prestige of their upbringing, education, etc. For example, going west for gold (Coronado) sounds like some CSLG elevated prole shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282313)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

We can automatically rule out Pizzaro: "Francisco Pizarro was born in Trujillo, Cáceres, Spain (then in the Crown of Castile) in modern-day Extremadura, Spain. He was the illegitimate son of infantry colonel Gonzalo Pizarro (1446–1522) and Francisca González, a woman of poor means. His date of birth is uncertain, but it is believed to be sometime in the 1470s, probably 1475. Little attention was paid to his education and he grew up illiterate."

He conqured the Inca, but the were docile mountain people and conquering them is not such an impressive feat as compared to conquering the Aztecs, who Pizarro's second cousin did, but check his background too:

"Cortés was born in 1485 in the town of Medellín, then a village in the Kingdom of Castile, now a municipality of the modern-day province of Badajoz in Extremadura, Spain. His father, Martín Cortés de Monroy, born in 1449 to Rodrigo or Ruy Fernández de Monroy and his wife María Cortés, was an infantry captain of distinguished ancestry but slender means. Hernán's mother was Catalína Pizarro Altamirano.[5]

Through his mother, Hernán was second cousin once removed of Francisco Pizarro"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282329)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: SkaddenArse

Cortes of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282398)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Justify your answer pls, I posted his early life and accomplishments earlier and I'm not entirely convinced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282406)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: Detective Barfnozzle

burning the ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282421)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

let’s not romanticize it—Cortés stumbles into an alliance with locals who hated the Aztecs as much as he did, and boom, suddenly he’s the face of ‘prestige’ because he happened to be the last man standing. Prestige points for being in the right place, sure, but let’s not pretend it was some epic solo act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288392)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

Pizzaro and the whole Inca thing went really, really well, I think that has to be the most prestigious. The Inca were a nation that could have very plausibly mustered a hundred thousand plus soldiers and might have lasted hundreds of more years and he took all dat gold, all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282423)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Pizzaro was illiterate and illegitimate, can't be prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282426)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that makes conquering the only true empire of the americas even moar prestigious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282451)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Incas didn't have writing either, was basically prole retards scuffling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282457)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

they had advanced weaving technology you prole spaniard, knots with a thousand meanings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282466)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

that's gay as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48282468)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:22 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

still the most prestigious of the Americas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288119)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: niggerboi

Writing is for perverted fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288181)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

'really well' if you count bulldozing illiterate mountain people who thought knotted ropes were peak comms technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288377)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288400)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

those knots were very durable, most of the spaniards were illiterate no doubt, and the bulldozing it what makes it so fucking prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288424)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Mahchine Becumming, Only Gravity :()

O, the durable knots! 😂

ljl @ bulldozing a bunch of stone temples for ca$h and golden trinkets... pure 'prestige' by prolefag conquistador standards.

Pizarro stumbles into the Inca & treats it like a medieval yard sale.....calling it 'great' is like bragging about crashing a local BBW Ranch's Dance Party uninvited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288566)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

vs what pwning cannibal savages for way less money? I'll take the proper empire with paved roads across legit mountains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288589)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

anyway it's not SCHOLARLY to destroy those rope knots, Pizarro was like a bull in a china shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288668)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

no it wasn't, but I don't think he's the one who did it, he did however have them fill a giant room to the motherfucking ceiling with gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288685)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

You're focusing on his prole goy "accomplishments" and ignoring that he was illiterate and illegitimate. An illegitimate child can be rich and can make an impact on history but they automatically are disqualified from being prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288700)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that makes it moar prestigious to accomplish so much, a rags to riches story, cortez was some fuckup from a poor line of a shitty old family who had to trade on the name to get a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5624830&forum_id=2#48288720)