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whenever people say "they couldn't make Back to the Future" today, why not?

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this ab...
hilarious international law enforcement agency
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No future
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stfu nerd
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you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd...
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If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.
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because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 wa...
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*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2....
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Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.
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There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in t...
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"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV,...
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you can say "jews" here
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it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense if it mu...
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I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic t...
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couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into t...
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so why won't they again no one would actually be upset by ...
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Doc would need to be a sassy black female
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how is it working out with Ghostbusters?
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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this about

who cares about the people who would whine about "whitewashing" or sexism or whatever nonsense they'd complain about, these are some of the most miserable people in the world and there aren't that many of them

no one IRL would care about any "boycott" or whatever they tried

just ignore these losers instead of worrying about them or their opinions or things will continue to suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic Business Firm Preventive Strike

No future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682768)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: fragrant self-centered fanboi point

(jewish pedophile)

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic Business Firm Preventive Strike

(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683106)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered school cafeteria tank

stfu nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682769)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Amethyst motley pocket flask heaven

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd who needs to stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Plum soul-stirring gay wizard

If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: rose resort



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Outnumbered school cafeteria tank



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Startling hall mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Lake marketing idea box office



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Impressive Charcoal Old Irish Cottage Den



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: yellow property mad cow disease

because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 was to 1955

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682772)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: orchid gaping

*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682776)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: claret irate cuckoldry

Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling khaki casino psychic

There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in the shared monoculture we had in 1955 and the steady divergence from that in 1985, in a way that we cannot possibly replicate. But that is of course possible to replicate in some way about 1994 in less effective ways.

The fundamental problems are that Hollywood is unable to tell a story effectively and any remake would be a disaster for two principle reasons.

The first and smaller reason is that the entire movie would be a bunch of GenX nostalgia porn about the lack of a digital culture. In Back to the Future, this lasts for 30 seconds when he first arrives in Hill Valley, with the occasional joke scattered throughout. Instead, the whole movie would focus on a 2024 Zoomer unable to navigate without a phone or the digital world. And that could be valuable in its own right, but it is more your standard time travel movie (e.g., modern guy landing in Arthur's court).

The second and larger reason is that the "lessons" taught to the parents would be the wrong ones. In BttF, Marty teaches his parents abstinence, self-control, initiative, discipline. It is fundamentally a kind of accidental stoicism because the child realizes his parents are making all sorts of mistakes and need to improve their lives in basic ways. And in doing so, he is, in a sense, teaching himself the same lessons--which, by the way, sound much more in 1955 ethics than 1985.

In a film with flashbacks to 1994, the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency

"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive."

it doesn't have to be

no one but a tiny group of miserable people actually wants that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: umber headpube base

you can say "jews" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682928)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency

it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense

if it must have a "message" cherishing your personal relationships and time without screens etc would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Lake marketing idea box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible gaped jew cuck

I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683099)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: hateful coral pozpig

couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into that difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683124)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: hilarious international law enforcement agency

so why won't they

again no one would actually be upset by this but a tiny group of already miserable people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Impressive Charcoal Old Irish Cottage Den

Doc would need to be a sassy black female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683691)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Elite odious blood rage

how is it working out with Ghostbusters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684855)