\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
motley free-loading roast beef
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
provocative mauve crotch
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
motley free-loading roast beef
  07/14/25
100%
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
FAG
cream deep tanning salon
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
crystalline meetinghouse
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Boyish Menage
  07/14/25
...
Lilac Outnumbered Dilemma
  07/14/25
...
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
...
fragrant opaque public bath
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/14/25
...
Disturbing Foreskin
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
180 theatre twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
Lol
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/15/25
jfc 180
cream deep tanning salon
  07/15/25
...
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
scarlet telephone
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Lilac Outnumbered Dilemma
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
motley free-loading roast beef
  07/14/25
...
provocative mauve crotch
  07/14/25
...
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
motley free-loading roast beef
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
wut
Grizzly stimulating legend stage
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Chocolate Sinister Incel
  07/14/25
...
Disturbing Foreskin
  07/15/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Awkward Jewess
  07/15/25
...
Maize space doctorate
  07/15/25
...
Lascivious medicated sneaky criminal selfie
  07/15/25
...
Contagious Silver Corner
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Cracking Obsidian Lay
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Maize space doctorate
  07/15/25
...
crystalline meetinghouse
  07/15/25
...
razzle filthpig dingle berry
  07/15/25
...
fragrant opaque public bath
  07/15/25
...
exhilarant locus potus
  07/15/25
...
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/15/25
...
ivory sound barrier
  07/15/25
...
Mind-boggling orchestra pit
  07/15/25
...
razzle filthpig dingle berry
  07/15/25
we all have brother
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
...
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
...
Disturbing Foreskin
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
bateful mustard sanctuary pozpig
  07/14/25
...
lake swashbuckling church building place of business
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
dashing chest-beating church background story
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Disturbing Foreskin
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
wonderful school cafeteria
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Cheese-eating concupiscible ticket booth
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Floppy faggotry
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Curious soggy people who are hurt water buffalo
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
crimson abode
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Stirring national
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
180 theatre twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
...
Kink-friendly Kitchen
  07/15/25
...
cream deep tanning salon
  07/15/25
...
Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage
  07/15/25
...
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
chartreuse hyperventilating new version
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Impressive multi-billionaire
  07/15/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: motley free-loading roast beef

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: provocative mauve crotch

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: motley free-loading roast beef

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cream deep tanning salon

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Boyish Menage

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Lilac Outnumbered Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fragrant opaque public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Disturbing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: 180 theatre twinkling uncleanness

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cream deep tanning salon

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: scarlet telephone

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Lilac Outnumbered Dilemma

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: motley free-loading roast beef

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: provocative mauve crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: motley free-loading roast beef

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Grizzly stimulating legend stage

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Chocolate Sinister Incel

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Disturbing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Awkward Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Maize space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Lascivious medicated sneaky criminal selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Contagious Silver Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Cracking Obsidian Lay

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Maize space doctorate

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzle filthpig dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: fragrant opaque public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: exhilarant locus potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: ivory sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzle filthpig dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: bateful mustard sanctuary pozpig

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lake swashbuckling church building place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: dashing chest-beating church background story

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Disturbing Foreskin

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating concupiscible ticket booth

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Floppy faggotry

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Curious soggy people who are hurt water buffalo

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: crimson abode

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Stirring national

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 theatre twinkling uncleanness

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: cream deep tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperventilating new version

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Impressive multi-billionaire

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)