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whenever people say "they couldn't make Back to the Future" today, why not?

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this ab...
stirring plaza
  05/22/24
No future
fighting legal warrant
  05/22/24
(jewish pedophile)
lilac theater
  05/22/24
(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)
fighting legal warrant
  05/22/24
stfu nerd
Salmon aphrodisiac forum
  05/22/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd...
Turquoise nibblets
  05/22/24
If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.
cowardly institution
  05/22/24
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Arrogant Razzmatazz Dilemma Half-breed
  05/22/24
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Salmon aphrodisiac forum
  05/22/24
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brilliant sneaky criminal
  05/22/24
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frisky goal in life
  05/22/24
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demanding metal senate newt
  05/22/24
because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 wa...
Pearly school cafeteria patrolman
  05/22/24
*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2....
Maniacal hospital
  05/22/24
Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.
Cruel-hearted party of the first part rehab
  05/22/24
There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in t...
sticky excitant brunch psychic
  05/22/24
"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV,...
stirring plaza
  05/22/24
you can say "jews" here
Mentally impaired boistinker
  05/22/24
it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense if it mu...
stirring plaza
  05/22/24
...
frisky goal in life
  05/22/24
I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic t...
narrow-minded temple
  05/22/24
couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into t...
Orchid soul-stirring sound barrier
  05/22/24
so why won't they again no one would actually be upset by ...
stirring plaza
  05/22/24
Doc would need to be a sassy black female
demanding metal senate newt
  05/22/24
how is it working out with Ghostbusters?
elite gaping roommate
  05/22/24


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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: stirring plaza

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this about

who cares about the people who would whine about "whitewashing" or sexism or whatever nonsense they'd complain about, these are some of the most miserable people in the world and there aren't that many of them

no one IRL would care about any "boycott" or whatever they tried

just ignore these losers instead of worrying about them or their opinions or things will continue to suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682766)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: fighting legal warrant

No future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682768)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: lilac theater

(jewish pedophile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682917)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: fighting legal warrant

(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683106)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Salmon aphrodisiac forum

stfu nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682769)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Turquoise nibblets

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd who needs to stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: cowardly institution

If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: Arrogant Razzmatazz Dilemma Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682789)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Salmon aphrodisiac forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682915)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: brilliant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682922)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: frisky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683686)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: demanding metal senate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: Pearly school cafeteria patrolman

because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 was to 1955

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682772)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Maniacal hospital

*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682776)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted party of the first part rehab

Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: sticky excitant brunch psychic

There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in the shared monoculture we had in 1955 and the steady divergence from that in 1985, in a way that we cannot possibly replicate. But that is of course possible to replicate in some way about 1994 in less effective ways.

The fundamental problems are that Hollywood is unable to tell a story effectively and any remake would be a disaster for two principle reasons.

The first and smaller reason is that the entire movie would be a bunch of GenX nostalgia porn about the lack of a digital culture. In Back to the Future, this lasts for 30 seconds when he first arrives in Hill Valley, with the occasional joke scattered throughout. Instead, the whole movie would focus on a 2024 Zoomer unable to navigate without a phone or the digital world. And that could be valuable in its own right, but it is more your standard time travel movie (e.g., modern guy landing in Arthur's court).

The second and larger reason is that the "lessons" taught to the parents would be the wrong ones. In BttF, Marty teaches his parents abstinence, self-control, initiative, discipline. It is fundamentally a kind of accidental stoicism because the child realizes his parents are making all sorts of mistakes and need to improve their lives in basic ways. And in doing so, he is, in a sense, teaching himself the same lessons--which, by the way, sound much more in 1955 ethics than 1985.

In a film with flashbacks to 1994, the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: stirring plaza

"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive."

it doesn't have to be

no one but a tiny group of miserable people actually wants that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Mentally impaired boistinker

you can say "jews" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47682928)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: stirring plaza

it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense

if it must have a "message" cherishing your personal relationships and time without screens etc would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: frisky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded temple

I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683099)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Orchid soul-stirring sound barrier

couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into that difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683124)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: stirring plaza

so why won't they

again no one would actually be upset by this but a tiny group of already miserable people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: demanding metal senate newt

Doc would need to be a sassy black female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47683691)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: elite gaping roommate

how is it working out with Ghostbusters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2#47684855)