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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Spectacular trailer park
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
sable twisted sanctuary
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Spectacular trailer park
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
sable twisted sanctuary
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
outnumbered sickened new version property
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
outnumbered sickened new version property
  09/10/24
Same
Garnet newt stage
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
outnumbered sickened new version property
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Spectacular trailer park
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
outnumbered sickened new version property
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Spectacular trailer park
  09/10/24
...
sable twisted sanctuary
  09/10/24
...
Painfully honest codepig abode
  09/10/24
yes, though the toughest part would be explaining this to th...
fishy hospital legend
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
sable twisted sanctuary
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
supple pozpig organic girlfriend
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Brass stage
  09/10/24
...
Spectacular trailer park
  09/10/24
...
caitlin clark
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
outnumbered sickened new version property
  09/10/24
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Bateful indian lodge
  10/07/24
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Debra Donkeybingle
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Karlstack (nigger)
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Simp Crew Trotsky
  10/23/24
1800000
nyuug
  10/23/24


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: sable twisted sanctuary

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: sable twisted sanctuary

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: outnumbered sickened new version property

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: outnumbered sickened new version property

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Garnet newt stage

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: outnumbered sickened new version property

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: outnumbered sickened new version property

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: sable twisted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Painfully honest codepig abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: fishy hospital legend

yes, though the toughest part would be explaining this to the many elderly people at my church once the month is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: sable twisted sanctuary

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: supple pozpig organic girlfriend

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Brass stage

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Spectacular trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: outnumbered sickened new version property

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Bateful indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Debra Donkeybingle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Karlstack (nigger) (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Simp Crew Trotsky

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575)