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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked
| Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew | 04/24/26 |
| duck-like theater stage | 04/24/26 |
| drunken senate | 04/25/26 |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.
If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture. |
Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: duck-like theater stage My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”
She felt real embarrassed. |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: drunken senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841492) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Sexy Claret Site buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839870) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Abusive titillating wrinkle I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.
our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard." |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839875) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Sexy Claret Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839977) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM Author: Wonderful Abnormal Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841494) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Anal harsh cruise ship I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839884) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: duck-like theater stage That’s brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839889) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Twisted gas station be serious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew Just sent him a screenshot of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839897) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM Author: Anal harsh cruise ship When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841301) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Wonderful Abnormal Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841493) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: arousing azure forum weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839982) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Aromatic stain Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839927) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM Author: dun soggy mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841308) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Rose Step-uncle's House Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841957) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Chocolate high-end sanctuary He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49839929) |
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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: milky ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49840000) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM Author: Exhilarant bearded national nibblets Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841317) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew We had flank steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841327) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: drunken senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841490) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Sexy Claret Site absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841665) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: drunken senate how was the merlot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841491) |
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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Mauve Bat Shit Crazy Macaca Jew Dry and unremarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860103&forum_id=2#49841560) |