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Giant river otters seem like a total nuisance. They do nothing helpful

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river ot...
orange piazza
  09/27/26
false
kink-friendly cerebral spot
  09/27/26
I’ve never seen one of these river otters. Do they exi...
cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage
  09/27/26
Get the fuck out of my threads, bitchtits
orange piazza
  09/27/26
Tell that to their faces
Cowardly Stage
  09/27/26
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navy space
  09/27/26
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citrine base rigor
  09/27/26
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Unhinged Site Corn Cake
  10/02/26
They're extremely aggressive, and according to Wikipedia can...
Anal Fighting Stage
  09/27/26
Like walruses, they do nothing for the environment. If they ...
orange piazza
  09/27/26
RSF once called me a walrus
cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage
  09/27/26
Why are stalking me in all my threads? Do you love me?
orange piazza
  09/27/26
I love everyone and I am desperate for a friend, friend. I...
cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage
  09/27/26
You sound like a creep. Never reply to me again
orange piazza
  09/27/26
I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall. Y...
cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage
  09/27/26
Wow you really are addicted to me, faggot. I guess you'll be...
orange piazza
  09/27/26
https://i.imgur.com/kySK1xS.jpeg
orange piazza
  09/27/26
I brought my kids to the zoo today. The river otters were sw...
copper milk cuckoldry
  09/27/26
What about the fat, cantankerous, plodding law beavers? Did ...
cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage
  09/27/26
Reading comp fail
orange piazza
  09/27/26
https://www.jstor.org/stable/176846
Duck-like Hominid
  09/27/26
This is why I'm an antisemite
Transparent scourge upon the earth
  09/27/26
Hey fuck you, man. Giant river otters are aquatic golden ret...
ponyboy curtis
  09/27/26
Field research in the past five years is suggesting that riv...
Appetizing Office
  10/02/26
One of them set up a den in my neighbors crawl space. Remedi...
Unhinged Site Corn Cake
  10/02/26


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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: orange piazza

there's no species of fish that benefits from giant river otters. They don't do any pest control or affect the ecosystem in any meaningful way. No animal relies on them as prey and they aren't pleasant to keep in captivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156695)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly cerebral spot

false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156729)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage

I’ve never seen one of these river otters. Do they exist? Do they swim down in the creeks and lowland watercourses of the Rocky Mountains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156730)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: orange piazza

Get the fuck out of my threads, bitchtits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157036)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Cowardly Stage

Tell that to their faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50156902)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: navy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157048)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: citrine base rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157300)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Unhinged Site Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166973)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Anal Fighting Stage

They're extremely aggressive, and according to Wikipedia can be up to 5'11".

Which makes me think that OP just got styled on by a taller otter at the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157046)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: orange piazza

Like walruses, they do nothing for the environment. If they vanished tomorrow the ecology of their habitat would be unaffected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157049)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage

RSF once called me a walrus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157056)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: orange piazza

Why are stalking me in all my threads? Do you love me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157058)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage

I love everyone and I am desperate for a friend, friend.

I was abandoned as a child. And abused. And well, I'm only now just coming to terms with all of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157116)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: orange piazza

You sound like a creep. Never reply to me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157250)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage

I wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall. You've seen it all. You've seen it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157253)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: orange piazza

Wow you really are addicted to me, faggot. I guess you'll be following me around forever now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157255)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: orange piazza

https://i.imgur.com/kySK1xS.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157258)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: copper milk cuckoldry

I brought my kids to the zoo today. The river otters were swimming around all over the place and right up to the glass in their enclosure. They were one of my kids' favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157198)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted aromatic theater stage

What about the fat, cantankerous, plodding law beavers? Did your children exhibit any empathy for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157223)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: orange piazza

Reading comp fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157251)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Duck-like Hominid

https://www.jstor.org/stable/176846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157264)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Transparent scourge upon the earth

This is why I'm an antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157266)



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Date: September 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

Hey fuck you, man. Giant river otters are aquatic golden retriever extrovert chads, and they’re incredibly 180. They’re not for you, bro. Maybe stick to the desert tortoise and the kiwi bird. They seem more your speed:

The Kiwi bird is a zoomorphized poaster. They’re nebbish, raf-faced skinnyfats balancing on toothpick legs. Like NSAM, they’re nocturnal, highly sensitive, and completely terrified of interaction. If a kiwi senses anything—or anyone—approaching, its default response is to panic, clumsily trip over its own oversized feet, and bolt into the dense underbrush to hide. Uncanny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50157379)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Office

Field research in the past five years is suggesting that river otters are capable of building underwater structures to a degree and an extent not previously appreciated. Some of the findings have been startling—radiographic imaging indicating underground superstructures connected into riverine beds. Difficult to trace signal emissions too which scientists haven’t been able to make heads or tails of. There is a well-funded NAS / DoD expedition into South America launching later this month that is intended to explore some of the most promising structures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166871)



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Date: October 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Unhinged Site Corn Cake

One of them set up a den in my neighbors crawl space. Remediation company said it was the smelliest most disgusting thing they've ever had to work on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5907110&forum_id=2#50166974)