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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:11 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) So I settled most of my divorce. There are a few small issues but basically its all done. I ended up with about 30 million NW and 100% of the firm. I don't count my cars, books, or watches in my NW. I still havent taken any pay yet for 2026, which will be substantial. At the rate I'll earn money I should be back to my predivorce NW by the end of next year and I think 100 million in a few years isn't much of a stretch.
I broke up with my 25 year old GF 3 months ago (after about 3 years) and now I'm dating my kids swimming coach who is a 28 year old cutie, 5'7, good number of tats, killer body, and she is just overall super fun. We had known each other 4 years and I always thought she was cute but then we matched on Tinder a month ago and hit it off. It was pretty cool because on our first date she told me she had a dream 2 years ago about having a threesome with me and my ex wife and she has dated women before.
I've gotten more into cars and I have a small collection now that includes a Pista, GT2RS, 67 Shelby Restomod, McLaren Artura PPFed in Miami blue and I'm about to buy a 765LT. I actually had a 765LT that was ECU tuned but the engine caught on fire the first day when a piston cracked and I returned it. I am also thinking about buying a Senna next year once I get paid a bit more. Nick Rowley was talking to me about maybe buying a warehouse to store our cars somewhere in the valley. He has a sick car collection too.
I've been collecting rare books too. I have a sick collection including Count of Monte Cristo, Gullivers Travels, The Hobbit, Tom Sawyer, etc. My collection is probably worth close to 1 million. It's been a super fun hobby and I've made a lot of interesting connections from it.
The firm is growing like crazy. We are about 30% larger than a year ago and I am almost up to 60 employees now. We are signing up 180-200 clients per month. We just got 2k/sq ft more in office space which takes up to about 9k sq/ft. We also just got a pool table in the office and I'm taking lessons.
The kids are doing great. We are going to NYC in 2 weeks for a meet up with Graham Stephan and my networking group. They are super happy, love being with me a lot more than my ex wife, and my son and I have been bonding over cars. We do a lot of car shows together and go on lots of night drives with all my friends together. My daughter and I have been painting a lot and we do art projects together every week.
I got a white lab puppy. She is 19 weeks old and should end up being about 75lbs. Its really nice to have a dog again. The kids love her to death!
I missed you all, brothers!
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:20 AM Author: David Sanborn Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208784) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:29 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) I don't watch sports, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208795) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:22 AM Author: The Penis 180. do you collect cuban cigars at all? Used to have a substantial collection including some rare and vintage myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208788) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:25 AM Author: David Sanborn Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208792) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:28 AM Author: The Penis bloody dangerous mate, but if Luka has to drop 40 every night just to keep the bastards afloat, they'll be cooked by may (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208793) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:30 AM Author: David Sanborn They will get him a superstar/elite guy by the trade deadline and Reaves will make the all star team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208797) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:32 AM Author: The Penis Think they'll bring on a superstar two-way forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208799) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:36 AM Author: David Sanborn Thinking they move their guys like Zaire Williams and shit for Dort... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208804) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:30 AM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Nope, I hate cigars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208796) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:35 AM Author: The Penis cubans are different, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208802) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:36 AM Author: David Sanborn TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208805) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:37 AM Author: The Penis what are your favorite marcas and vitolas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208809) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:03 AM Author: David Sanborn Got some primo ass cubans in Montreal back in 2001. I think I still have them back home.
WBU? |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:38 AM Author: The Penis I used to have tons of stuff but I sold it all. Was big on modern cohibas but they are outrageously expensive now. But I always used to have a few boxes of lanceros, coronas especiales, various siglos and robustos. Trinidad was 180 too. Was big on regional editions because they had the niche marcas that discontinued all their good vitolas, but these could sometimes be hit or miss. Early 2000s la gloria cubana was also 180, and 90s upmann. Lots of other stuff too. RASS were 180 when you got a good cabinet especially the 50s. Bolivar Bellicosos Finos too. Pretty much all of the major cuban marcas are 180 though, but quality can differ wildly from box to box, because it's a highly hand crafted product. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208863) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: David Sanborn 180000000000000 I think it was Mary Janes that I brought home from Montreal that were 180 as furk. Do you smoke with friends s, or purely in the confines of your own abode? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208880) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: The Penis Haven't smoked any in a few years. Used to either smoke outside or at cigar bars. I ended up falling out of the hobby though. Maybe someday I'll get back in. Price of habanos is skyrocketing though brother, they all in on dat HONG KONG market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208889) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: David Sanborn Damn bro!!!
I might try to get back into the game. Those were good ass times. And cigar aficionados are prestigious as furk. |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:37 AM Author: Carl Jung Insane pathetic cope lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208808) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:41 AM Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard we'll have to link and catch up soon - good to see you're in good spirits and living life - and your car collection is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208814) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: David Sanborn 180 bro how's things with your fiancee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208883) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:54 AM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope How did your kids take to y this break up ?
Last I heard they preferred the 25 yo hooker to their real mom 💯 |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:31 AM Author: ""'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208859) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) None of this is good for the kids. I’d say he should wait a year to introduce his kids to the new girl but of course they already know her. Very messy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208882) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:56 AM Author: constantscreen the great Is Starbucks still appealing the penis burn case? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208830) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:58 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) op sounds like an excerpt from american psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208831) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:35 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) He did post this at 3am on a weekday. Cocaine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208862) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: Carl Jung When people feel the need to forcefully tell others online about how much they ackshully love their objectively horrific life at 3am on a weekday it's usually because they're better than you and succeeded in finding a fulfilling life not despite divorce, breakup and a robustly unethical professional life, but because of it. You're just jealous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208866) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:41 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) I am pretty jealous of anyone who can maintain a coke habit. Always made my nose itch and sneeze like crazy for days after. I'm just not cut out for it. We all have our burdens I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208867) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) He doesn’t come off as a cocaine user/addict and I’m obviously an authority on the subject. He seems to have a perverse need for validation, which he tries to mask behind sarcasm and “running schtick”(but it’s clearly legitimate). He could have a very fulfilling life but would probably have to do therapy or drink ayhuasca or whatever. I hope he figures it out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208878) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM Author: The Penis We should do coke sometime brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208881) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:49 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) I’ll hang out with you while you do it, but I’m sober now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208885) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:51 AM Author: The Penis Haven't done it in years myself, but wouldn't mind doing it another few times in my life. I was completely sober from any substances for years, but been binge drinking from time to time this past year. Thinking of going sober again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208894) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) Sobriety is 120 if you don’t have the “addict gene” or whatever. If you can moderate you should drink and do drugs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209017) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: David Sanborn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208938) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) If you did a bizdev CLE and really put your back into it vs. phoning it in with platitudes I'd fly to wherever and pay $500/day or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208865) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की wats the diff between 30m NW and 100m NW. At 100m can u buy a plane or at least get one of those private jet subscriptions
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:14 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . I was close to pulling the trigger on a $400k private jet share myself mostly for use as a means to fly out my 20ish person extended family for our annual Passover family vacation but $400k doesn’t get you a plane that can handle 20. Every Passover my father-in-law who is otherwise a cheap bastard blows a solid quarter million or more flying everyone out to some resort for the entire holiday on his dime. Always a 180 experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208935) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:53 AM Author: #pwned fuck off dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208901) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: kelso hey CSLG could you please help me pay off my cc debt. It's 5k gbp. Would be lifechanging for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208911) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:04 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Very cool and unrelatable story. I missed you too. Maybe we can hang out again sometime. You are often in my thoughts. |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:06 AM Author: '"'"'"''" Miami Blue is one of the best colors out there. 180 choice. Can you post a pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208919) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:10 AM Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. . 180 bro. I’ve gotten into rare books too. I have zero interest in classic cars because they are death traps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208926) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:19 AM Author: Rage Problems How much did the ex wife get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208951) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:27 AM Author: יהוה She got the shares of karma sushi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208973) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:26 AM Author: יהוה Wwop of puppy. Tyia
And why did you dump the 25yo trash shikse, not that anyone would have predicted that. |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:28 AM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. how's your tren cycle going? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208979) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:30 AM Author: .....,....,.......,.....,....,, Your kids love both parents and have suffered very real trauma as a result of their family falling apart. They aren't keeping score and neither should you. All they want is to see their parents be nice to each other. The fact that you claim to know that your kids prefer you to her means you are already either having inappropriate conversations with them or have created an environment where the kids are rewarded for saying negative things about their mother. Either way it's abuse and manipulation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208983) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I am the child of an incredibly nasty divorce when I was much younger than CSLG’s kids. I wasn’t just exposed to negative talk about the other parent, I was physically moved across the country and forced to live with whatever strange and abusive man was être la coqueluche du moment, losing my siblings along the way. I turned out fine. |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: jewish pills wow, this is devastating for cslg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209014) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained)) Yeah you are a model adult. His kids will be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209020) |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: titus chicken What you’re doing to your kids is disgusting. Bad enough how you treated your wife like shit and she left you but now you’re fucking around with their coach?
If this is even true, I suggest you seek mental help immediately. I know you’re depressed, but you’re doing real long term damage to your kids.
I told you years ago when you were bragging about how great your marriage was that you seemed depressed and needed serious mental help. Your kids are getting old enough that it’s going to be too late soon. |
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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:43 AM Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts How is your soul doing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209024) |